A/N: Finishing this at 3 am, because I'm an insomniac, sorry for any ooc'ness, Iv'e only watched a couple episodes on Shippuden
Disclaimer: Currently licking picklesalt off my fingers, if I owned this I'm pretty sure I'm wasting my money on picklesalt...
Piss off of the mentally deranged peacemakers
I laid still and silent on the bed, afraid that if I moved the pounding in my head would intensify, I swear I'm putting off drinking for awhile...
"Ugh, time to get my lazy ass up...1, 2..." I sat up. I Swung my legs over the side and I stood unsteadily, stance wavering as my leg gave out beneath me, I stumbled over and crashed to the floor, managing to catch myself last second shit, blinding pain shot up my arm.
I stared stupidly for a few minutes, not processing what I was seeing.
The hand's sticking out in front of me were morbidly small for my body, the thumb, my thumb was splinted, my wrist was bandaged as well. The fuck?
Head thumping along with my heart beat, I looked around the room confused, no beer bottle littered nightstand, no trash under the bed, and the walls were not green...I'm not in my room...and I'm not me.
The room was pretty much empty, aside from the bag at the end of the bed I was previously resting on, another bed across the room, and two slightly open doors, one looked to lead to a hallway, the other to a restroom, I tottered unsteadily to the restroom.
A blood curdling shriek left me as I looked into the mirror, a young pale haired girl with dull grey-blue eyes stared back, horrified and mouth agape. Where the fuck is my face?! My head whipped around to the figure standing in the doorway. My brain finally catching up with the situation "You should be resting" the woman spoke quietly, I took a deep breath -pushing my thought's, my past to the dark recess of my mind- letting it out slowly.
"I'm going to-" English still coming through my mouth no wait "I'm going to look around a bit, I don't think I'll be able to sleep much more", she gave me a frowny face, but didn't object further.
I limped out of the room using the wall as support, Konan followed, I rolled my eyes "I'm not going to run off as soon as I'm left alone" I said sarcastically, she didn't budge. "Tch fine I hope you have fun watching me hobble around all day" I muttered darkly, closing the door behind us.
I roamed the hallways, knocking on every door and looking into every room I passed "ohayou?" I asked only to be met with an empty room, my blue haired shadow bringing up the rear where is everybody? Weren't there 10 people in this organization?
15 door's later my ears perked up, I zoned in on arguing a few doors down, my hand thumping the door before opening it slightly peeking in. "Ohayou?" I whispered, "art is an explosion! Fleeting, un!", "no, true art is eternal".
I shut the door quickly NOPE.
A few hallways more, and I ran into Kakuzu while turning a corner. A smile instantly split my face, something about a samurai in a ninja world tickled my fancy. I bowed respectively "ohayou gozaimasu Kakuzu-sama~" I giggled the hero worship crystal clear in my voice, his eyes narrowed "can I see your prison tat's?" I asked clasping my hands together to my cheek giving his cloak covered arms a meaningful glance, sparkles filling my eyes. He must've just gotten back from a mission, he smelled of blood and money. "It's nighttime" he grunted before walking past, completely ignoring my question. "O-oyasumi nasai..." I stuttered as his footsteps faded down the hall. I stood silently no longer leaning against the wall for support. I turned to the woman behind me, face slowly reddening and gave her my best Hannya face, "y-you..." my voice guttural "why would you let me embarrass myself like that in front of him of all people?!" We passed at least 20 rooms, she had plenty of chances to tell me.
She hid a small smile behind her hand.
I growled at her before stomping off down a random hallway, ignoring the painful twinge in my leg.
"Koori, how's your leg feeling?" this wasn't asked in concern, this was asked in a pleased sneer. I turned to the masochist who was lounging on a couch chair, (Zetsu was standing in a corner, his eyes bore into my frame watching my every move) I must have wandered into the living room area, before looking down at my red stained pant leg. I must've aggravated the wound too much, I'm wearing my white pants too, dangit. "...It's not my leg, I'm on my menstrual cycle".
I limped away, when everyone in the room paused.
"Hey, I'm not finished talking with you bitch!" zombie boy stomped after me, konan silently trailing. I walked into a kitchen area when a voice spoke up, "ah so this is the new gaki eh Itachi-san?" Kisame said focusing on me with a little smirk on his blue face, "hn" the uchiha ignored me as I sat next to him, "so what did you do to gain the attention of Akatsuki gaki?" I stole a glance at Konan 'they were not told' her gaze stated, I huffed rubbing the back of my head. Lying, lying, that's all I ever do nowadays...better stick with A truth then. "...I was born into the Yu-" Hidan shoved an elbow into my skull interrupting me mid-sentence, "-this slut is from that shit snow clan" he said for me, fist resting against his cheek. I can't wait for you to get trapped in a ditch for all eternity I pinched his arm harshly digging the nails in his flesh, "Oh? I thought that the cursed Yuki clan was dead and gone?" The ex-Kiri nin jabbed, chuckling. "Kiri-nin seem to be losing their...touch, no wonder you left" I jabbed back at the shark, he huffed smirking, I crossed my arms "apparently clan's nowadays seem to have trouble staying dead" I met the black eyes of Itachi, and so we started an impromptu staring contest I'm not backing down "neh Kisame-sama, have you ever opened a fishes mouth and looked inside as it struggled to breath?" I asked, missing his WTF face since I was still looking at his partner.
"Speaking of, you can summon fish right? So that kinda makes you like Aquaman, that's both awesome AND lame" my eye's watered slightly begging me to see his reaction, but no, must...win...staring...contest "aquam-SHARKS, I summon SHARKS, not fish" he emphasized.
"Sharks are fish, dumb-ass" Hidan said adding in his two cents, "your a GENIUS Hidan-san, please tell us more" I drolled resting a cheek against my hand.
"Hey, fuck you!".
"Koori-chan-" I twitched blinking, goddamnit Nagato I was winning "-you seem cranky, it seems you haven't had enough sleep" Pein puppet stood in the doorway, "I'm not tired Leader-sama" I grumbled "your wounds need to heal" he ordered walking back out of the kitchen. Is that all he came to the kitchen for? He's not going to eat? Wait does he even need to eat….
"I'll show you back to your room" Konan shooed away Hidan, then helped me to stand. Sasori hiding within his hiruko puppet, and Deidara had moved to the living room when we passed, I managed to get a comment out of Sasori "another one, we are not running an orphanage" his voice grumbled, could've fooled me, while Deidara merely smiled and wiggled his fingers at me shy?. Zetsu was still standing in the corner, creepy. We walked back to my room in silence I feel like there's something missing.
I yawned hugely then blushed scowling, stupid kid body. "Arigatou Konan-sama for showing me around" I mumbled, she nodded slightly then left.
I walked through my open doorway curiously, finding the room pitch black, light halo'ed my shadow across the floor, and I caught a glimpse that my bag was rifled through, a few of my personal objects placed neatly across the bed.
No thanks, I turned around-
The door shut with a barely audible click. Leaving me blind.
I inhaled sharply, a gloved hand was placed over my open mouth, I resisted the urge to lick his hand, knowing it wouldn't really affect him.
"Don't scream Koori-chan, Tobi won't hurt you Tobi is a good boy~" the split personality man giggled. I gulped down the scream that creeped up my throat.
I wonder, what made you guy's join? was it her throwing up all over herself? or was it because of the most recent chapter when she threw the towel at kakuzus face as she was stark naked? (yes I know this line is very misleading for new people muahaha)
and I got another follower, kmimzy, welcome to the class, I hope you enjoi~