A/N: Filler chapter is filled with fillers, 4:30 am dang that has to be some sort of record, was going to end this when obi came in but that wouldv'e been too short, I've also added what koori looks like at the top left, she's wearing a mock kendo uniform, and the wings will be explained at later time, I also put a link on my profile.

As you can see I'm more of an artist then a writer, if your interested you can find more pics by me at devientart under the name ImmortalChordLove

Disclaimer: If I owned this that means I would have to be Misashi Kishimoto, meaning I would be a male and that would just be so awkward, so now I'm sort of thankful I don't own this


Getting drunk with lunatics

A few weeks later…

I stared up at the ceiling irritated.

Scrich scrich scrich scrich

The night would always bring the scratching above me, I have yet to figure out what was causing it "ughhhh" I pressed the pillow over my face hoping to block out the noise.

It didn't help.

And now a crack was starting to form wonderful, I sat up groggily and left my room, stumbling through the maze of halls and into the living room -after a week I could pretty much walk around on my own- it was thankfully empty as I walked in, I plopped face first into the couch.

I sighed at the blissful silence, allowing my tense muscles to relax, these few weeks I was worked to the bone, cleaning up after the missing nins, and training with whoever wasn't busy with organization duties and willing to put up with me for the day, which was mostly Kisame since he didn't have a partner. I dozed off until the soft padding of footsteps snapped me back awake, I whimpered cracking an eye open to the nuisance. Speak of the devil Kisame trudged in and sat in a couch chair, I heaved a great sigh before sitting up properly "can't stand an empty room?" I asked, he never voiced his answer but his eyes narrowed. Ever since Itachi was called out on being a traitor he's been grumpy "do you miss him?" I tilted my head lazily to the side waiting for his answer they did know eachother for a few years, must be hard for him "iie, he was a traitor to this organization, if I would have known I would've killed him myself".

I blinked startled "oh" that's right I forgot he was a truth nut, and extremely loyal to the organization, he even commits suicide for this cause. I grimaced rubbing the back of my head "oh" I repeated.

"What are you doing out here?" he asked curiously eyeing the hallway that would take us to the living quarters, I shrugged "the scratching was driving me mad" I said sighing once again "fleas?" he asked cautiously looking me up and down, I cracked a smile "in the ceiling above my bed" I pointed upwards "the scratching won't stop, even when I plug my ears". He looked confused "I've never had that problem" he looked at the ceiling curiously, we sat in awkward silence, I've never had a conversation with him besides him giving me orders during training, actually I've never had a friendly conversation with any of the members really….

I changed the subject.

"So with Itachi-san missing...where does that leave you?" I asked awkwardly, "leader-sama will likely choose you as my next partner" I rubbed the back of my head "but I'm not really that strong, I'm more of an evasive/defensive type, I haven't even been offered a stupid cloak" I realllly want one. "Hai, speaking of strength's, is your blood limit the only reason Leader-sama wanted you? I don't see that as reason enough for Leader-sama to get Hidan-san to torture you" I froze, which was ultimately the wrong thing to do in front of a trained ninja, his eyes narrowed "h-hai! You know if that one guy Zabuza still alive? I think he would be great as your partner, you have so much in common!" I squeaked, I ducked my head, avoiding his sharp gaze, got up off the couch since I was fully awake now, and went to the next room into the kitchen.

I opened the fridge grabbing a bottle of sake from the bottom shelve, almost dropping it as I saw him leaning against the counter directly behind me, I swallowed nervously "would you like some sake?" I tilted the white bottle in offering. The blue man took the bottle from my hand, reaching to an drawer above me for the cups, we were barely an inch apart is he doing this on purpose, because I'm feeling a bit terrified, why is he so tall?! Then again I'm barely 152cm (5foot) tall.

We sat at the table "aren't you a little young to be drinking gaki?" he questioned me amused as I reached for a cup, I blinked at him owlishly "I'm a ninja, so I can drink if I want to" I snatched the little cup downing it in one go then regretting it as I hacked and coughed, he merely smirked at me sipping at his own. I cleared my throat "you want the truth right? well you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you" I steepled my fingers nervousness clawing at me, he poured me more sake. On the 5th cup full, I no longer felt nervous just weary "I-it's not 'hiccup' fair, I didn't ask for thissh life" something slammed onto the table startling me, "aaah! The Nazi's are bombing!" I shrieked shielding my head, diving under the table and dropping my cup. "Tobi wants to drink too!" I peeked up from my hiding place to see Tobi planking on the table.

Was he listening to our entire conversation?

I snuck on all fours till I was next to Kisame, my hand creeped up the table slowly, fingers seeking the white bottle my sake, gotcha baby a hand yanked me up from the floor, and I came face to face with an orange mask "stingy koori-chan is stingy!" he gripped my wrist harshly though his voice was playful, ooh he was angry with me, I can fix this.

"Boop boop" I poked his eyehole.

He howled shoving me into kisame, making me drop the liquor shattering it on the floor "nooo! He was so young!" I reached for the mess of broken glass and beautiful nectar across the ground. I'll lick it up if I have to!

"What the fuck is going on in here?! It's 4 in the morning you fucking heathens!" Hidan's voice shouted coming from the doorway. The scene he walked in on was me leaning haphazardly over Kisame's lap and Tobi on his knees on the table in front of us gripping his mask "the fuck are you doing raping the new girl in the kitchen?!" He scratched his bare chest absentmindedly "well I'm already halfway naked" "oh hell no! Get out of here snow white!" I threw my geta at his face, which he dodged easily, since it somehow managed to reach the opposite wall near the fridge.

"What's going on, un?" a voice sounded from behind him.

"Nothing better be broken, I won't be the one paying for it" Kakuzu grumbled in the back, my eye's lit up.

Everyone trailed in "Kakuzu-sama you can join!" I lept off Kisame's lap, lurched over to the fridge to replace the broken sake bottle, my other shoe was somehow missing "sake for everyone! Except forrr you!" I stumbled over my shoeless feet as the world spun.

Soon all the organization members were in the kitchen surrounding the large table receiving sake at 4am. Needless to say no work got done the following hours, as laughter and story's of their favorite kill's were exchanged. Nagato and Sasori refused to drink, and everyone stared as Tobi poured his drink through the eye hole of his swirly orange mask.

I was the first to pass-out, half on the chair half sprawled on the floor.


Any guesses as to WHY she scratches the back of her head so much?