I think this would be a good chapter to remind you guys that we do not, in any way, agree with Jo's views. Also, we do not own the story, nor do we want to.
A/N UR SO STUPID U DUMMEEZ!111111111111111111111111111 IM A BEDDER WRITER DEN U.
You want to bet?
YALL R JUS JELUS HOMOSXAULES!111111111111111 UR STUPID UGLEE GAE BLAK
So far so normal.
MUZLIM
Okay...
MURMEN CATHLIK KRISHTEN
These all somewhat contradict... And, then, what is she?
GEEK ORTHYDOX DUFUS AND NURTHURN!111111111111111
I think she listed off every religion and 'insult' she could think of.
How about Judaism. Or Buddhism? Or Hinduism? Also, Catholiocism is a part of Christianity. And, since when is Geek an insult? Or is that supposed to be Greek Orthodox?
Be glad she didn't include the whole population.
Fair enough.
I H8 U!1111111111111111111 u KNEED 2 go 2 da hospital 4 STUPId medicin!11111111111111
Oh, okay, I'll meet you there.
ur a bunch ov luzers!111111111111111 o tanks to darel 4 chekin dis.
Again, do not just give people tanks for doing a terrible editing job! How did you get tanks in the first place?
Don't you love how she has this huge rant and then just "oh, thanks for looking at this Darryl." It's like Mrs. Weasley's Howler in 2nd year. She yells at Ron and then is just like "Good job at school Ginny."
Chaptre 19: Nerely Hedliss Kniks secrit,
Neerly Hedless knick sad dat he waz ourt of a SECRIT orginzaton.
It's so secret he needs to tell a random first year!
He sed it waaz calld da KKK.
Oh gods. It's one of those stories.
We dnt lik gaes, blaks, muzlims, mormens, Baptists, nurthernurs, cathliks, greke orthydoxes, canadeeins, azains, dufuses, and nurthurners.
Let me rephrase that sentence: "We don't like anyone unless you are named Jo Bekke."
Greek Orthodoxes? That's rather specific. And azains? Okay...? Also, how can you dislike Canadia!?
They don't like 'dufuses', Jo. You can't join.
"cull ised."
Who is ised? And why are you giving orders to cull him/her?
Probably because he or she falls under one of the categories that the KKK doesn't like.
"It iz cull," he sed.
"du u wnt 2 join?"
"OF CURSE I DO!11111111111"
Jo Bekke logic: If it involves hating people, she wants to join.
"Now we mst get ur outfit…." He sed trimupntaphy/
Ok. Everyone, go up to the nearest person and say "Hello" to them trimupntaphy. Let us know how it goes.
Outfit? Oh no...
2 B CNTUED!11111111111111111111111
Have you noticed that "continued" is slowly losing letters? It is ashamed to be in the story, so it's gradually disappearing...
:0) Reviews are still magical!