2. On Darkstripe
Darkstripe: I'm here guys! Ready to work!
Brokenstar: *looks over in distain* You're not needed here.
Darkstripe: YES I AM. Seriously? WHO is the most LOYAL cat there is besides me?
Snowtuft: ...Didn't you change Clans twice, betray two leaders, get killed by a kittypet, then join up here after begging for StarClan?
Darkstripe: *looks away* That was a long time ago. I'm ready now!
Tigerstar: Okay, Darkstripe. We have a special job for you! *glances at Brokenstar*
Darkstripe: *ears perk* HMMM?
Brokenstar: *sees Tigerstar's glance* We need you to scout out suitable training areas! Go through the whole forest! Take as long as needed
Darkstripe: On it! *whisks away*
-Group collectively sighs in relief-
Tigerstar: Seriously? Who invited Darkstripe? *looks at Thistleclaw*
Thistleclaw: Who me? Why blame me? I wasn't even alive when he was. You're just blaming me because I'm less of a main villain, aren't you?
Tigerstar: You're both ThunderClan.
Mapleshade: ThunderClan! I'd kill them all if I could!
Maggottail: *under his breath* Here she goes again...
Mapleshade: *ranting* WHY do you TOMS always waltz in like you own the forest? I've done worst things than ALL of you and do I lose my head? NOOOO. I'm humble, I wait and train, I am LOYAL. You all are just- *Hawkfrost pushes her in the filthy water*
Hawkfrost: Oops. Sorry. But seriously, who invited that mouse-brain? I swear, didn't we agree last time not to invite him? He ruins EVERYTHING. And he has a stupid name. *stomps paw on ground*
Maggottail: *muttering* Oh, Darkstripe is a stupid name? But Maggottail is just completely fine.
Mapleshade: *shaking off water* You're just jealous that your mother was awful and not as wonderful as I was.
Maggottail: *growls*
Snowtuft: *mutters under his breath* Because letting three kits drown is totally the epitome of motherhood.
Mapleshade: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Snowtuft: *this she-cat is crazy look* You are a wonderful mother who did everything possible for her kits and we should all resolve to be like you.
Mapleshade: Better.
Brokenstar: *annoyed look* So...about destroying StarClan and the Clans...can we get on with it now?