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AAN: STOP FLAMING U DUMBLEDORKS!111111111111111111111111
This is my new thing to call someone. After absolute walnut and wet napkin. Dumbledork.
Yeah...
UR JUS STUPID MUZLIM NURTHURNURS.
Nope!
Chaptr 20: I tlk 2 HARMONY and haree
Great, a chapter dedicated to talking. We have enough spelling and grammar issues during narration.
HARMONY sed, so did u jone da kkk?"
"yeh, lol," I sed happly.
:cull" haree sed.
Jegus, enough with the culling! Haven't you killed enough people?
Trevur cam up, "HAV U Ceen mi tode?11"" he sed happlee.
You just lost your toad! You would not be happy.
"No u dumbledorf I havnt.'
"You dumbledorf". That's beautiful.
'k,' he sed.
:hoe did he get into GREFFINDUR?" I asked.
"No clu,' haree sed.
Not nice. You don't belong in Greffindur either.
There was actually something interesting on Neville being in Gryffindor. His worst fear was Professor Snape, as shown in third year. And yet he faced the guy almost every day for seven years. That's some class-A bravery there.
*shrug* True, that.
HARMONY sed, "So wat shuld we do 2morowe?'
"We shuld go visit prufesur McDonald," she's lik da best suthern teacher evr!"
Oh, so McDonald is a girl again.
"Yeh, she is," HARMONY sed.
"Ok den c u 2morow," I sed, waving by to HAryr and HARMONY.
I've given up on ever seeing their names spelled right.
HAryr. Just, HAryr.
Harry's on vacation. So is Dumbledore, and Hermione. Can't wait until they get back and clean up this mess. Might want to turn Nevile back into a student, and Trevor back into a toad. That could be useful.
Don't forget Ron. Donald is getting old.
I've kind of accepted that hUGwRts is a cheap rip-off of Hogwarts. Discount version, you know.
2 B CONTUNIED
So, our school's summer break is coming soon, and it might be difficult for Ashe and I to get together to commentate. Are there any other stories you people would like to see individually commented on?