Dark Forest Meetings: A Spoof Fic

by Pandean

A spoof fic centering around what the Dark Forest cats do in their free time. Written in script format versus narrative format. Find out the REAL side of the Dark Forest. Accepting scene ideas. Rated T because it's Warriors.

3. The REAL Reason Tigerstar Did all he Did

Setting: On ThunderClan territory

Darkstripe: TIGERCLAAAAW? TIGERCLAAAAW? Oh! HI! I found you! WANNA SHARE TONGUES?

Tigerclaw: *plotting/sharing tongues with Brokentail* Can't I get a moment's peace?

Setting: Tigerclaw is exiled

Tigerclaw: FINALLY I-

Darkstripe: TIGERCLAW! HI! I saw you by the Twolegplace! How's it been buddy?

Setting: Tigerstar has taken over ShadowClan

Tigerstar: Finally. Safe at last.

Darkstripe: OMSC TigerSTAR? You're a leader? WOW!

Setting: TigerClan Bonehill

Tigerstar: Kill that cat *prays Darkstripe dies in attempt*

Darkstripe *almost dies without Blackfoot* I TRIED SO HARD!

Tigerstar: Ugh.

Setting: Scourge killing Tigerstar

Darkstripe: NOOOOOOOOOO

Tigerstar's spirit in the DF: FINALLY, some peace and quiet.

Setting: Darkstripe int he DF:

Darkstripe: TIIIIIGERSTAAAAAR?

Tigerstar: StarClan help me.