Llamas Eviscerate 'jO Bekke at HUgwRts'

by Angelus Nox

Here is our first fan fiction commentary! Join us as we read through a story riddled with plot holes, total character personality derailment, and a Mary Sue main character who can't seem to remember her own name. Will we, along with our editing llama, be able to tear the story apart?

21. Chapter 21

Erm... sorry? What, we haven't updated in, what, a week? I'll just blame it on this thing called school...

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AN: DIS is a relly gud chaptr. IF U FLAM UR REPURT DEN UR AN NURTHURNUR!111111111111111111 Ur also a lusr hoo haz no life.

Chatey 21: Prufesur mcdonalds secrit

Dan ex dae we went 2 da prufessurs rume. "good.' He sed, 'nowe ive got a secrit 2 tell u."

Yep, just tell it to the first first-years that happen to walk into the room.

Oh look. McDonald's a he again.

"Wat iz it.' we asked eXitedlee.

"Im gunna showe u how to do ADAVENCED majik." He sed.

No. Just...no. They don't even know simple magic! They haven't gone to a single class yet!

HARMONY screamed, "yah,'

I rolld mi eyes. Den prufessur mconld showed us how she did da advanced majik.

That's a really detailed description. She just... showed them. Great! And of course they picked it up right away.

Of course they did.

"Dis iz relly culkl I sed.

DEN SOM1 CAM IN DA RUme! IT WAZ… … … … … …. … .. … …. PRUFESSUR OLLEE, nd HE WAZ HULDING A PORNKEY!111111111111111.1

I.. don't even know where to start with that sentence.

2 B CUNTINUED

But seriously, we're going to try to update more frequently. Virtual imaginary llamas for anyone who forgives us? Maybe? Anyone?

*Sigh*