So just a note: since Ashe and I are on summer break, and don't see each other at school to commentate, there will be less frequent chapters until we can figure something out. I'm thinking every other day, but we are running out of chapters in reserve, so there might be a longer break once we hit that point. Sorry about that, everyone.
On a lighter note, thanks to all of you awesome reviewers! I looked on the stats today (about 20 minutes ago) and couldn't believe it when I saw we had 35 reviews! All of you rock!
A?N U GOT MI STURY TAKEN DOWEN!1111111
Yay!
I H* U! sTUp FLAMINg mi STORY! LUSErs ur all blak and gae.
And two sentences in, we have racism. Welcome back to Jo Bekke, everyone.
Lso tanks 2 darel 4 chekin/ AT Leest he LUVS me. Reed hiz stury.
If it's at all like this, I think not.
Haptr 24: Da stupid REPORTERS
Den a bunch of dum REPORTERS cam nd wer stupid. I beet tem up (DAARREL WILL BEET U UP IF U KEEP BEIN MEAAN 2 Me!)
Bring it Daarrel.
Why would reporters want to interview her?
Because Donald got taken by the giant squid.
Actually, I think she won the Yearly Worst Mary Sue Award.
*pathetically throws confetti* yay. *pchoooo* (that New Years thingy that unfurls noise)
You're about as specific as Jo.
:0( Now the clowns are angry!
I kiked der *******. Xden I lafed at da DUM BLAK GAE NURTHURN repurturs. Then I shut them wi? Mi pich4k wand. Dey fell ovr nd died,
"But one escaped. The next day, the headlines on the Daily Prophet read: "Student at Ripoff Hogwarts Arrested for Slaughtering 100 Reporters." Jo was sent to Azkaban. The end."
*joyful cheering in distance* *horrible sobs from Azkaban*
Den aftr a day or 3 we decidd 2 hlp donald.
After a day or three!?
Jeez. Poor Donald. You have really crappy friends.
I divd in da water. I swimd in. I piked up donald and pulld him ote.
He would have drowned! Jo, do you EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF DROWNING?
Doubtful. It's not like she's really understood the concept of anything else.
"JO BEKKE U SAVD ME!111111111111111" he shoted.
You know, after three whole days. Why didn't you swim away yourself? Oh, right, plot device.
"I knoe."
DEN HE KISSD ME…. …. …. … … …. ….. …. … ….. …. … …
Omg, suspense. *heavy sarcasm*
2BCONTINUDE!11111111111111111111111
I think I'm about done with this story.
No! Don't leave me here with this! Nooo! Naaaaaaacht! Nacht? Hey Nacht? Your name is not very conducive to long, drawn out yells.
And this is why I haven't abandoned this mess of a story yet. Might be soon, though.