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An: STOP mflaminf!111111111 I ***** h8 u. ur a bunch of simple lusrs. Thanks to Darryl 4 checkin da story.'
Yeah, great job! You did absolutely nothing... Were you playing around with your new tanks? Oh, wait! She actually spelled 'thanks' right! Start the party!
Chaprte 26: da 3rd corridor,
Um, correct me if I'm wrong, (which I doubt it; I know Harry Potter; I wrote an essay on it) but the 3rd corridor isn't the Chamber of Secrets. It's where Fluffy (and by extension the Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone. Chamber of Secrets is Myrtle's Bathroom, which is, I believe, on the second floor. Little bit of trivia for you.
And it's the third floor corridor, not the third corridor. I don't think anyone numbers their hallways.
"That's terrble I sed angrily.
But, you know, don't do anything about it.
'I knoe," Hamlet said.
"Wata shall we do" I askd.
This is the most understated response I've ever heard.
"Evry1 importent is meetin by da 3rd corridor.
"So, go to your rooms. You are first year students, not nearly important enough to be there."
" Go ther
We wntr ther. HARMONY luked around suspicuslee. "waat is that 3 heded dog doin there?" she wondrd.
Really?
To be fair, I'd be wondering too. You know, after going "ARGHHHHH! What the *BLEEP*?!" And getting out of there.
Den professor mcdonagol flew in on her raven brome (Dos any1 ls thin she loks lik a raven?_
Ummm...no. I think she looks like Maggie Smith.
She's actually a cat Animagus. Cats eat birds. Anyone see an issue?
"culm dowen every1"
WE REN DER.
Ran where? You were already at the third floor or Chamber of Secrets or whatever.
*shrug*
"HELP me ?" TreVOR screamed suspiciously.
Was Trevor with them? I didn't realize. And, um, what?
THEN. …. ….. ….. … DUmbledure flew in!
"alrite every1 go bak to ther rumes!111111"
What is going on here?!
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We went to our rooms, but Donald held me bak. "Wat is it?" I askd.
"Mi nam isn't rely donaald he said?"
Donald, why are you quoting someone?
"OMG, wat is it thn?" I asked, cautiously.
"Darryl!1111111111" he sed.
Oh dear gods. Please tell me she's joking.
Yeah, right. Welcome in another self-insert, guys!
Ten bucks says that Darryl and her break-up between now and the end, and "Donald/Darryl" gets another name change.
You're terrible. Don't hope for bad things to happen to her. It's not nice... Erm. Who am I kidding?
... -_- really?
On second thought, let's see if the giant squid is hungry again. Or our llama- he hasn't made an appearance in a while, and he's definitely hungry.
"Well idc wat ur nam is!1111111 I lov u anywae!"
"i lov u 2!" he sed, den he kissd me!
Man, these eleven year-olds. Back in my day, eleven year-olds weren't going around kissing each other all the time.
Back in your day? Erm, Ashe, you know we were 11 just, like, four years ago, right?
Shhhhhhhhh...
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