AN: hey gufd NEWS!111111111 1 of mi friends is joinng ffn!1111111111 she a gr8 riter,

Something tells me that your interpretation of 'great' is different than mine.

and shes darryls sister. I cnt w8 till she posts her stories on her. Dey r realy good.

Oh gods, save us now.

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Chaapter 27: darryl

Wen I fuomd out that donalds nam is darryl I was plesently surpirsed.

Why? Did you know someone named Darryl earlier? Do you prefer Darryl as a name instead of Donald? Because, you know, your real life emotions and memories shouldn't be present in your self-insert Mary Sue- oh wait. Alright, continue.

Den I go all exited when he kissd me.

So... he kissed you and you left?

The next day we had transformation. We all ent der. Profeesru McDonald was teaching his class. ALrite, "she said, "every1 needs 2 find ther cetes.

WTF is a cete?

A gathering of badgers.

That makes no sense. Then again, what has in this story?

"Alright everybody, find your group of badgers!" Is this like, Home Ec or something? "How to Raise a Successful Group of Badgers for Dummies"?

Wen found r cetes.

Well congrats.

Don't congratulate them- Wen found them, not Jo.

Daonryld was sittin nex 2 me.

If you're going to change the name, remember that you changed it!

HArmioney was sittin on mi othr sid. She was werin a jo belk t shirt 2dae.

"I luv ur tshirt," I say.

That's narcissistic.

It's Jo Bekke. Narcissism is the word that best describes her. But it's a Jo Belk shirt, not a Jo Bekke one.

Ahhhhh.

Then job el went bak to her work. Prufesur mcdoneld drond on nd on about turning pigs intyo desks.

I thought we were using badgers?! What happened to the badgers?!

They fled the story. Don't complain.

Bi da time the lesun was d1, me nd donald wer the only ones that had d1 it.

Really? Are you sure? Not Hermione, the brightest witch of her age, or Harry, who was moderately competent? It's "Ron", who was the last of the three to get spells? Are you absolutely sure?

Ashe. Stop looking for logic; you aren't finding it.

But-but... :0(

My logic meter reads, 'Nonexistent". Not that we didn't know that already.

On the other hand, my "mierda del toro" meter has broken. Twice.

SO then prufesur mcdonuld sed, "alritee dumbdorfs u can go now. Draco do a bunch of homework bcuz I relly dnt lik u."

Um, Draco died in one of the first chapters, remember? Jo killed him.

And what were you saying about logic?

Darryl and I lafed.

THEN…. …. ….. …. …. … HAREE CAM UP!

Whoa! Amazing! *heavy amounts of sarcasm*

" I hav a massage 4 u!111111111111111" he sed.

Ummm...okay. Thanks for the massage brother-that-only-ever-really-shows-up-when-convenient-to-the-plot-and-does-like-absolutely-nothing-else.

Come on, HAREE. You have better things to do than massage your messed-up racist sister in the middle of the transfiguration classroom. I think Professor Mcdonuld would have an issue with that.

"WAT?/"

"we hav 2 go 2 dumvbledore noew!"

Ooh, an adventure!