So… two things.
Thanks for all of the reviews/views/everything! You guys are just awesome. We just reached 3,000 views on this thing, and I honestly don't know if that's a lot on FF, but it sure seems like it to me. Thanks especially to reviewers Cyrus Dragonhunter, takethefirewhiskyandrun, Patronus12, MidnightGoddess2112, Dinogeek, and Coho Commanche (apologies if I spelled any of those wrong).
And something you all probably don't want to hear: we are all out of saved up chapters to post. There is a half-finished one I'll probably finish on my own, since Ashe is on vacation right now, but there will be a long break. I'm sorry; don't throw stuff at me.
...How can you throw stuff through a screen, anyways?
Anyways, enjoy this chapter, and know we are not abandoning the story. Promise :-)
AN: OK, lusers u obviousle dntt get this! Agin! Ok, u sae a trull is sum1 hoo writes bad.
Yep.
But do I rite bad?
Yes.
Extremely. You are the Queen of bad. Well, princess. There 's always Tara. And Sara. Jeez. And this is ruling Queen, not Freddie Mercury Queen. Because that Queen is awesome.
Really? I think everyone knew what you were referring to.
Yeah, I know. But Freddie Mercury.
Story, Ashe. On to the story.
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And yet another emoticon smashes its face on the floor.
I threw it on the ground!
no. den how c troll? By da way I read mi immortal. It is stupid!111111111111
Oh my gods, a statement that I agree with?! Help!
is abote a dum bi gurl with no lif? Shes proby a northurnur!111111111111
Jo Bekke Rule No. 1: If you don't like someone, they are automatically a 'Northurnur'.
Well, I don't like Putin. With that logic, Putin is a northerner.
Y wuld I copee a stupid sturee lik dat? I wuldnt, dats y. O bi da way, thakns to darryl for chekin this stury.
And deciding it's a waste of time.
Eheheheheh. Homophones are a waist of thyme.
Chapter 28:\
I wen 2 dumbldurs office. "Waat is it,' I easkd the old prufesur?
It turns ote ur reel parents rnt ded. Dey realy wer jus hidin frum voldemut.
Because plot.
Haree and I chered haply. "Im SOO XCITed 2 relly mete them," I sed.
I'm not. I don't want to see how much she messed them up.
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All right, I'm phoning the Association for Emoticon Welfare.
No, call Life Alert. "Help, my emoticons have fallen and they can't get up!"
Then we got da news, "We wuld c dem dis summer."
Then itt was tim 2 go bak 2 our klasses.
Dumbldore sent us off to bed.
By the way, this odd waterfall of enters was the format in the original document.
Maybe she's trying her hand at poetry?
On da
Wae
I saw
Donuld sittin in the cornr cryin.
Wat
Is
It," I asked.
When you guys read it, does it seem really jerky to you?
Sí. Eso es una cuenta muy mal.
Um?
Es cierto!
Someone check the language settings; I think they were switched.
:P
And there's another one! It's a massacre!
XP
That's it. I'm not letting you get any more pet smilies.
Grr. First the kraken, now my poor emoticons. Mean.
Let's get back to the story.
"U rnt goin 2 b Able 2 cum ovr this summer."
"I lafed," don't wworrry about it," I can still cum"
Pfffffft.
I was debating whether to address that. This is a lesson, everyone, in why good spelling is important.
We chered about it then Fredrick cam up 2 us,."Hey guyes I found aaway into da kitchen!"
Yay! Another randomly inserted character, sent in to introduce a random point. Since when do they want to get into the kitchen?
Maybe they're hungry...and...they can't just...go to the Great Hall? Yeah, I've got nothing.
2 B CONTINUDEQ!11111111111111111111111`