Hey everyone! We're back with another chapter! Thanks for sticking with us through the wait! Updates will be a little more spaced, but hey, they'll be there! You all rock!

AN: Ok, u obviously dnt undrstnd. DUMBVELDUR WAZ GAE!11111111 then, he dcided not 2 b aftr grindwald btrayed him. Then, in mi stury he dcides to muve down south, nd bcam a southerner.

Obviously.

Dude...what? Though I believe it was said by Rowling that Dumbledore did have a crush on Grindewald, so kudos for that, I guess?

So STOP FLAIMNG! I AM wae better then u dumbledorfs..Oh and tanks to daarryl 4 checking da struy, and 2morrow SARA is postin a stury, wer all Xcited. Shes like, mi best frend.

Oh gods. Please no.

That better not be the Sara I think it is. No... that would be too much of a coincidence.

CHAPTER (:

The smilies are invading!

This is what happens when you take away my army.

We all went hapily 2 the kitchens. We wne t nd then I gut all xciTEd bcuz darryl nd I wer holdin hands.

Ayyyyyy, we're back!

This is where we left off commentating earlier. Now let's finish this long-on-hiatus chapter.

Yes, lets! (Though I've seen stories that have been on hiatus for years.)

Ashe, those are called 'dead'.

HOMESTUCK ISN'T DEAD. And some are still updating. But I digress.

Fredrik took us to da kitchens. Wen we got to the panting of teh pare, Fredrik tikeld it, "Goochie goochie gu!1111111" je yelld/

Okay, so who is this Fredrik/Fredrick guy?

Fred, maybe? But where's George if he is?

Fred would never change his name to Fredrick. I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way. He's FRED.

And Ron is Donald. Don't forget Harmony and the-ever-name-changing "jo bekke" and "dumdumfor". And Hamlet.

Let's not forget him.

The pare screemd in plezure. "Yah!1111111" it yelld.

Okay, in my experience, "yah" is more of a continuation of "ahhh!" Like, "ahhh, I'm in a bad-fic! Help!" It isn't a "screem of plezure".

Someone, please tell me how you scream in pleasure. If I hear someone screaming, my first thought is not, 'Oh, they must be having fun!'

Uh, Nacht?

What?

I'm pretty sure that the "screem of plezure" is insinuating...you know… *whispers* the frick frack.

Okay… Let's continue, I guess, although I'm wondering how that works with a 'panting of teh pare'.

I wouldn't dwell on it.

Finely we got into da kitchens. Der wer all surts of gremlins der! "hEY, I thote u worked at gingnotes.!"

"Gingnotes! Caring for all your musical ginger needs!"

Wer not gremlins, daa thing sed, "WEr… …. …. ….. ….. …. ….. ….. … ….. ….. … …. . HOUS ELVS!\

"omg. I dint think yall existed anymore"

Why not? House elves existed in the books. Oh wait, Jo probably never even read one single page!

"We dint," lol, den we cam bak."

"We dint. It's what we do. We dint things."

Pulling up dictionary… it's 'to drive in with force'. That… makes sense?

Oh no.

"Cull I sed."

STOP CULLING PEOPLE! That shouldn't bother me anymore, but it does!

cuttlefishCuller

Due to a comment we got a while ago, I know at least one of you gets this reference… even if I really don't.

But you did know it was Homestuck. So I'm proud of you.

*sigh*

"Yes… so job el, we hav a secrit 4 u!"

OH. MY. GODS. Another secret! You know, I'm not even shocked anymore. And I bet that the secret either doesn't get told or it's never really addressed.

TOO B CUTNIUDE!

So Ashe… are you… um… glad to be back in the messed up world of Jo Bekke?

Glad is debatable. But it is fun to be commentating again. How about you?

I need something to count the amount of times I want to throw my computer out the window in disbelief.

Yeah...don't do that. You need your computer. Oh, and just a little heads up to you lovely readers, one, reviews are still magical Llama feeding things. But, if you have a question for Nacht or me, you can ask us at ask-ashe-and-nacht- dot tumblr dot com. You don't need an account or anything. (just replace the "dot"s with "."s and remove space. FF hates url's)

Thanks for sticking with us on our hiatus! You all still are awesome!