Llamas Eviscerate 'jO Bekke at HUgwRts'

by Angelus Nox

Here is our first fan fiction commentary! Join us as we read through a story riddled with plot holes, total character personality derailment, and a Mary Sue main character who can't seem to remember her own name. Will we, along with our editing llama, be able to tear the story apart?

31. Chapter 30

:NA: OK, lisen up yall. STOP FLAOMING MI STORY!

Flaoming sounds fun. What is it?

B\y the wae, my spellins gotten beter.

*snorts* *rolls uncontrollably on the floor*

Uh….Nacht? You okay there? You're just rolling around there, and you're kind of freaking me out.

Um… yeah. Just reminded of the terrible hypocrisy of this story.

Ah yes. Well, best of luck?

Yep.

Thaanks to darryl for checking da struy.

Chapter 30: Te Hose ELVES secrit.

"Wat is your secrit," I askd xCitedLY.

"ONE OF THE TEachers is

is gay!" te hosue elf shoted in agst.

Oh no. What a tragedy. Not like we didn't already know? I mean, hasn't this come up already? At this rate every staff member will be gay.

Why did the house elves call them down to tell them this? Why do they even care, anyways?

"I cnt bleve it1

Glad to see Jo's been paying attention to her own actions/observations.

Come on, where are your vowels? This is a story, not a Fall Out Boy song title!

Which 1?"

"NOT DUMBLDRUR! He shoted.

Ummm….hate to break this to you, but….

"Da truth is, one sed," we cnt tell u cuz were pece lovin cretures hoo r frum new zeelend.

Um… okay?

We dnt want him 2 die."

"Gae fags!111111111"

And this, ladies and gentleman, is where we reiterate our disclaimer that the views and opinions expressed by jo bekke do not in any way, shape, or form, reflect our own, etc, etc, etc.

Let's analyze some Jo Bekke logic. So… the house elves for one reason or another wanted to tell Jo and her group that Dumbledore was gay. They say that they are peace-loving and don't want him to die, but they tell her anyways… and just to add to the un-sensibility, Jo calls them 'gae fags'. For no apparent reason other than the fact that they don't want someone to be killed.

Not Dumbledore. But yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

My sense-o-meter reads: -30.

Mine broke ages ago.

Yeah… I guess mine is just awesome like that.

Nacht, you sound like me.

jo belle shouted and ran out.

I love random third-person sentences.

2 B… CONTINUED!`1111111111111111

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