Llamas Eviscerate 'jO Bekke at HUgwRts'

by Angelus Nox

Here is our first fan fiction commentary! Join us as we read through a story riddled with plot holes, total character personality derailment, and a Mary Sue main character who can't seem to remember her own name. Will we, along with our editing llama, be able to tear the story apart?

32. Chapter 31

*Peeks around a corner* Hi guys… yeah, we're still here… yeah… I am terrible at consistent updates… *dodges a thrown potted plant* Hehehe…

Yeah, sorry. Really. Because both Ashe and I found ourselves out of contact with each other, and I found myself away from access of the almighty Internet. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: more frequent updates when school starts.

Oh, and this chapter is kind of different. You'll see why in a second. Onward!

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Chapter 31

Disclaimer: I AM NOT JO BEL. Other things I am not: Jo Belle, Jo Bekke, Jo Bek, Jo Belke, or any other derivative of the name. I am not the owner of Harry Potter.

Well this is interesting.

This is awesome. Whoever this hacker is has done the internet a great service.

Claimer: I am a troll, and I just hacked (Well, I say haacked. What I really did was guess her password). Her password is VERY easy to guess by the way.

Well, well, well. Yes, this should get interesting.

I'm trying to think up what her password was. Any ideas?

Darryl? Southerners rule? Her name?

Nurthernurs suk?

A/N: The reason I did this: I was getting extremely ticked off (No way!)

You and the rest of the internet, my friend.

and I say that My Immortal had been hacked before. I thought that if someone could hack Tara Gilesbies' account, then surely someone could hack this one.

Very nice.

Now I don't really know what to do. Oh well, guess I'll go the My Immortal route.

Chapter 31: Waking Up

When I, Jo Beke Potter, woke up from my nap, I knew something was wrong. I was black, gay, northern, muslim, basically everything my sad little mind hated. So I jumped off Hogwarts. I died.

YAY! Heheh, "sad little mind"...

SHE'S DEAD! *starts party*

*music* Theeeee Witch of the West is dead! The wickedest Witch there ever was. The enemy of all of us here in Oz, is DEAAAAAAD! GOOOOD NEEEEEWS! Wait, nope, not Wicked. (I don't own Wicked, btw. Great musical)

Unfortunately, Jo's probably getting reincarnated. There are twenty-something more chapters, after all.

:0( *sad noises* Soooo….you know the drill, reviews are beautiful things, and we have an ask blog if you want to talk to us at ask-ashe-and-nacht dot tumblr dot com.