Hi everyone... so we're back! So our school's started, and as weird as that seems, it will probably mean that we will get more chapters posted. How's everyone doing? Please don't hold our eternal dead-ness against us.
Disclaimer: I AM NOTJO BEL, I don't own Harry Potter.
Yay, the hacker's back!
Ah, proper spelling and grammar... What bliss.
It's sad that we know that it's that hacker because of that, by the first sentence. I mean, sure, he/she right up said that he/she wasn't Jo Bekke/Belle/Bele/whatever, but we would have been able to tell anyways...
A/N: Oh dear, Jo Belk. Listen to this: I didn't change her password. So I log onto her account today, and she's replied to PMs, and put a new chapter in the doc manager. Get this: SHE DIDN'T CHANGE HER PASSWORD.
...wow. Just...wow.
Does she want to get hacked?
Well, it makes things more fun for us.
*Cue dramatic, kind of creepy music*
* stares at Nacht, who is producing creepy dramatic music* what...what are you doing?
*cough* um... never mind. *Turns off invisble radio*
She knew she'd been hacked, and she didn't bother changing her password. Come to think of it, she probably doesn't know how to.
Ah, that's more likely.
Anyway, I wasn't going to post her chapter, but somehow I found it (I'd forgotten how to get a doc from there so it was hard). It's probably her most hilarious one yet. Here it is.
Oh no. Well, here we go!
Nooooo! Why!?
An: LuKe her daaryl, u shuld edit this, its not mi fult I got pregnant!1111111111
Oh God...
...okay then. I have... No comment.
U shuld hav used a comdon,
Ah yes. The wonderful comdon, the best method of birth control for fictitious frick-fracking.
ugh I hat u!111111111111 Darrel u ned 2 go 2 kell.
Of course. Ashe, you know anything about Kell?
Well, it could be an extinct volcano in Russia, a city in Illinois, or a city in Germany. So...
Huh. I'd guess the volcano. Ominous enough.
Chaptre 32 (Wow, I notice she counted my chapter…): jo bel ifinf hlp.
What even?
Um... Jo Bel Finds Help? Good, she needs it.
But... That makes sense...
I wnt 2 dumbludroe 4 hlp. ;"DUMVBLDUMR DERS SUM1 gae at hugwrats!
"Yep, it's me! And if you have a problem with that, then you can leave! Maybe someone will have some sense and kill you on the way out."
*wild cheering* *saddened realization that that isn't happening* *wails of anguish*
Um... Ashe... Are you okay?
Am I ever?
No. Undeniably, no.
o and donald is gay 2 and he fell of a clif.
Of course he did. Any of you guys see that one coming?
Yep.
"o mi gush hoo is it?" dumdunelr aked susporciously.
What? Another random word! How surprising!
"idk dda stupid new zlenders wuldnt tell em!
I love how no one questions this. Like, no "um, New Zealanders?" Or "what?" Or anything! It's just accepted.
It's obvious. Everyone should know that the house elves are from New Zealand.
...she does realize this is in Great Britain. Like, why? Why is. New Zealand happening?
Dats terribl we shuld do sumthin}" dumblerudor sed Xitedlty
DEN SNALE RAN IN: "FLUFFY KELlEd HAMLET!
Okay, I hate to say this, but it was kind of bound to happen. I'm just surprised its Fluffy, and not, I don't know, maybe that giant spider in the forest.
Well, giant three headed dog... Maybe "Hamlet" played music Fluffy didn't like.
Yeah... Sure...
3 b cuntonied
A/N: God help us all if this is real.
Yeah, hacker, I'm with you there.
God has left us. We are left alone with this story. :0(
Get your swords. And shredders. And army of smiley faces. Let's tear this thing down! Ahhhhh!
*whispers* I think Nacht is finally losing it.
It was bound to happen.
Reviews are magical and feed our llamas. And thank you all so much for your wonderful reviews. Also, * coughsshamelesspromotion* we have an ask blog at ask-ashe-and-nacht dot tumblr dot com. (You know the drill, replace dots with . , blah blah, fan fiction hates links.
More frequent updates coming soon! Now feel free to yell at me for how often I say that, and never actually post.
Yes, yell at Nacht, because I'm not the one posting. :0D
Yell at Ashe for not being the one to post, ever.
Excuse you, I happen to help out with this account, run our ask blog, and my own blog, and my own fanfic account. Of course I don't post.
Well I post stuff, sit around and read, and occasionally am productive. Cut me some slack.
...that's not exactly an impressive resume there Nacht.
Huh, seems pretty good to me. I guess it's all in the presentation.
Hm.