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Ans: By the way if u flme I hat you! you think ur just so much beter then I am.

In terms of grammar? And spelling? Definitely.

So, let me get this straight. If we "flme", she'll make and give us a hat? Nice.

I already gave mine to the llamas.

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Have a hat: *:0(

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Chapaer 34: Me and donald talk about life.

Well, that got deep.

So, jjo bn=ele"

Ah yes, our lovely protagonist, jjo bn=ele.

Obviously. I'm wondering if she knows how to spell her own name. Or hey, maybe that is her name! I've never met someone with an equal sign before.

I hav to talk to u,'" darryl said

And yeah, he somehow came back to life. With no explanation. Jo Bekke logic, everyone.

Wait, was Darryl always in the story? I thought it was Donald.

Plot twist: she has two boyfriends, who are for some reason never in the same place, but she glosses over it with the excuse of bad spelling.

"WHAT is IT," I SCREAMED annoyed.

Whoa there. Annoyance is generally not a reason to scream. This is almost like My Immortal speech patterns...

Well YOU Know, ITS kind of coNTAGOUS amoNG BAD fiction REAders anD WriterS... That was actually really hard to type.

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I had just been readin a book about trakters and it aws really good.

...oh yeah. Tractor books. For the win.

Is she obsessed with tractors or something? They really aren't used in the wizarding world, you know.

"Im sory that I thote u were pregnant." He said, hastily.

THAT'S fin," I alredy told him.

Just... just... ugh. How can she go from hating him in one chapter to being like, "oh, it's all fine"?

Also, way to put your "real-life" situations (I put it in quotes because I'm just hoping to a deity that it was made up for reviews or something,) in your story with your characters. Without changing names. Way to pull a Tara.

At least she isn't totally slamming real people. Wait... well, at least she isn't doing it to the extent of a lot of badfic writers. Only generic groups of people? So that's... not better, but we can pretend.

Yeah...

Itt waznt your fult.'

"OK:" job el," donaald said.

Aaand it's Donald again. Or should I say, "donaald".

She's obviously having similar relationship issues with both of her boyfriends. Because coincidence.

"so wat do u want 2 do 2morrow?"

"I was thinking about goin to bass pro shop in hogsmead on the trip Saturday, what do u think?/"

Because Hogsmeade has a bass pro shop.

The heck is a bass pro shop? Do they sell pro fish? Or drums? And is this a real store?

Yeah. It sells fishing gear, I think. Ask "Uncle Google".

Because it would totally know about Hogsmeade! Because every single store that Jo just happens to want to go to will miraculously end up in Hogsmeade. WHAT ABOUT MAGICAL STORES? HOGSMEADE IS NOT A MUGGLE MALL! EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE BEFORE YOU WRITE THIS!

Uh oh. She broke Nacht. Finally. Took you long enough.

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Stop insulting my socks before I pull out caps lock again.

But they're boring. Just plain white.

Ahem. Caps lock inbound.

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