Llamas Eviscerate 'jO Bekke at HUgwRts'

by Angelus Nox

Here is our first fan fiction commentary! Join us as we read through a story riddled with plot holes, total character personality derailment, and a Mary Sue main character who can't seem to remember her own name. Will we, along with our editing llama, be able to tear the story apart?

38. Chapter 37

AN:STOP FLAMING! Y won't yiu stop?/

Yiu must be a jerk for her to single them out.

Because you give us so much material.

Chapter 37: HAmelt keeps gollowing us!11111111

"ahmlet are you stalking us agin?"

:Yes," he admitted.

Why would someone admit that?

"Well, mr, hamgrid, STOP IT!11111111111111111111" its getting annoying anf I don't like it!"

Wow, way to problem solve! Unfortunately, I can't think of a situation where that would actually work against a stalker.

Hamlet: "Grow up already. Deal with it."

jo belle said unfortunaltey

Hahgret started crying, "Why do you hav 2 b so mean 2 me?"

She wasn't being mean to you, she was being mean to ahmlet, hamgrid, and HAmelt.

"Didm't Dumbledore already tell you?" daryl asked. "You skottish people are like our pets. :Your kind of silly."

Ugh. Why.

HAgret ran away crying.

Jo, stop making people cry! Or killing them! Just... ugh.

"Stupid skottish personm" I sid

THEN… ….. TREVER CAME UP!

Whoa!

I keep forgetting that Trevor is the person now, and Neville is the toad. How could Jo miss that kind of essential information?

TWO BEEEEEE CONTINUUUUUED!1111111111111111111!1

I am not in suspense. Quite the opposite, actually.

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Um... What?

Obviously the punctuation drop, 'For all your unwanted punctuation!'