Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I AM NOT jo delke.

Hacker, you are awesome. Teleport over to us so we can throw you a party. Right now. Um... In the middle of math class, but that's ok.

Woot. The hacker returns.

A/N: Greetings, once again. I really thought I was blocked out for good. I tried for an hour to guess her password (not much life here),

Uh, about as much as ours.

Worth it.

and finally I decided enough. I tried one more time, and got it!

What to take away from this: hacking requires an hour of your time, a lot of luck, and a badfic writer with an apparently obvious password.

Poor jo bekle. I felt kind of sorry for her.

Don't.

Then I saw something about someone committing suicide when they read this! I don't know if it's true, but if it is, that's pretty sad! Anyway…

Dear jo bekel,

I hate you, It doesn't matter if I'm gay, black, or Northern!

Or practically anything else. I think the whole world's population deserves to hate her.

I hate you,

Your Hacker

Ah, I love this hacker.

He/she is pretty awesome.

They, my friend. The pronoun you are looking for is "They". Or ze/zir.