An: UGH!111111111111111111111111

That's been my reaction throughout the whole thing.

STUP FLAMIN AND HAKIN MI STORY!1111111111111111111111

I'm sorry, but I saw "Hakin mi" and I just went "Hakuna Matata" in my head.

its MI stury. Not your, you hav no rite to hak it!

Chaotyr 40 ( I think it numbr 40 at leest)

Well then COUNT. ITS NOT THAT HARD. Oh, sorry, did my caps lock get stuck again?

Nacht, you're on an iPad.

There's a caps lock! And it got jammed with... digital dust. Yeah.

Darn that digital dust.

"Wat are you dong here opra?' darrl asked,

Operas are good...

Unless there's a Phantom. Then people tend to die, and it's not as fun. You know, flaming chandeliers dropping on people. Really kills a party.

Ok, so now maybe I can understand darrl's question. Kind of.

"bein a fat blak nurthurner!111111111111111" she screemed.

Then the poppys arrested her for bein blak.

Are we back in the Civil Rights Movement or something? When apparently flowers go around arresting people? Is this history on cocaine?

And here I thought we were in Wonderland. You know, talking, singing, arresting, flowers.

It's all fun and games until Jo Bekke shows up. Or the Queen. She's kind of out of it, too.

Yeah. Then it's a new game- kill the bad-fic writer.

"GO BAK WER U CAM FRUM!111111111111111" we said.

Right after you go back to somewhere other than Hogwarts!

Then the whole restrunt cheered 4 us.

WHY? Is this universe filled with racist, violent people? Oh, wait...

"YAH jo bekle you're the best!" they cheered.

Then harry came up, JO BELKE SNale and kwirrel hav been found being northhernurs, we need your help!

"Jo belke snale and kwirrel have been found being northerners". Jo Bekke snale. This is why punctuation is important.

"We ran 2 hogwarts!1111111"

Weren't you already there? Oh, wait... *yells to Ashe* Ashe! Call Dumbledore! Jo's leaving HUgwRts and is invading Hogwarts!

*loud terrified screeching*

Snale and kwirrel were sitting, all chained up. Dumbeldore was wipping them up. "Nowe, he said, (I shall bake you in2 a cake!,_+++==

Something tells me that that would violate some obscure health code.

"O no,"' they cried.

Then we thru roks at them. "Yur so dum!111111111111111111" we yelled.

they all CRide susPICuslY.

How do you cry suspiciously...? You know, I don't think that suspiciously means what she thinks it means.

"Stop bein meen 2 us!111111111111111111111111111" they yelled.

Then we took them 2 the tortur chamber.

Oh, come on! Did they convert the Chamber of Secrets into a torture chamber or something? Because I'm pretty darn sure Hogwarts didn't have a torture chamber.

"!" they screemed,

And how exactly do you scream "!"?

then…. WE PUT THEM ON THE RAK!

And Hogwarts violates yet another health and safety code. But that's normal.

Pretty sure she meant "the yak". Hogwarts now has yak rides!

They got all stretched out and thin..

"HAHHAAHAHAHAHHA,' stupid nortuhrners, we yelled,

THEN… … … … … .. .HEMUIone came up….

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"JO BELE WE NEED YOUR HELP DECERATIN 4 HALLOWEEN!'

Mood whiplash much? I mean, one minute you're torturing two teachers for being 'Northurnurs', then it's all like: Halloween! Let's decorate! Yay!

2 b continued.

Hooray. Speaking of, Halloween is approaching! And Nacht doesn't have a costume. :0(

Don't worry about it. But what are you guys going as?