Oh yeah, everyone, we're back in business! Cue the music! *starts dancing* More chapters definitely coming soon! Like, this week soon. You're all awesome!

NA:

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

BATMAN! Or MCR. Or Green Day. Or Sodium appreciation.

I LOVE TABLE SALT!

NaCl!

STOP FLAMIN!111111111111111 Also, Stop doin the commentaries!

So Ashe... Should we stop or something? Do you feel bad for doing this at all?

Eh... NaaaaaaH.

Sodium? With a tagalong h?

11111111111111111111111111111 I H8 U`

43: Secrits

For the record, there are no secrets mentioned whatsoever in this chapter.

"omg ur that lady that hs 2-9 KIDS!111111111111"

Huh, I can't remember how many kids I have. Might be 7. Could be 8. Oh wait, one of them got killed by a Mary Sue last week... So 6?

Anywhere from two to nine... That's a little broad. Like, Winchester bros to the main cast of Sound of Music broad.

"Yep lol,/' michelle duggar says jokingly/ n

Well, she seems pretty chill with that description.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.'/ tats hillareeous.

Well, I'd be laughing/crying too, if someone came up to me and was like, "Yeah, I have some kids... Two, or three, or nine... I can't remember."

"I no, lol!111111111"

"So wat r we doing todae?"

*sputters* SHE JUST WALKED IN! YOU DON'T KNOW HER! WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING TODAY?

This feels like a kids show. "So, what are we going to do today?!"

"C'mon, kids, let's be totally irrelevant and terrible at spelling and just annoying and mean in general!"

'well Im going to teech u about SEX EDUCATION!"

...

Come on, as if this fic wasn't bad already...

LoplololololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

My reaction to that sentence. Totally. Just, deadpan saying "LoplololololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO".

Then Dumbledore cam up, "I wnt 2 lern 2 !111111111111"

Dumbledore. Dumbledore, you need to go away now and eat your lemon drops and fight Death Eaters and destroy Horcruxes. Abandon hUGwRTS. This place is lost.

'thers rume 4 evry1" she says lfing/

Den her 12 kids sat dowen 2 lern!11111111111111111111111111111

There's 12 now! Of course! I see two options here: either she/Jo is so forgetful that she just ignored 10-3 kids, or Michelle Duggar just gave birth during this conversation. Neither is ideal.

Well, she started with 28... Where have they gone?

Killed off by some bad-fic flamers.

RIP

SUDDNLEE: SOME DINGLE

What is a "dingle"?

Obviously an acronym. Do In No... Grape...Lose Eggplants. Totally.

Dumbledork In No Glamorous Legging Elephants.

Sounds legit.

Totally.

CAM UP 2 US!1111111111111111111

TQWO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CONTINEUED!

*gross sobbing* There are still 32 chapters...

Nooooo...

In other news, WE'RE BACK! *trumpets and fanfare*

For reals this time. And I'm hoping we can do some stuff with our profile, and maybe other stories, or something. Oh yeah.

Woot. So, yeah, we're back in business.

On to the next chapter! The next few are kind of short. Oh, and if your guys could comment what that acronym is, I'm sure we'll have fun reading those.