Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

13. Chapter 13

Dear Queen Dirt B***,

Get the f*** away from The Seven and Reyna. Or the Human Race with hunt you down with Pollution. I swear, if you kill ANYONE. I will drop a nuclear bomb on you if you form near ANYONE. Also, I throw your remains next to your husband, so he can deal with you fat a**. I'm ashamed to call you a Titan. Or a cousin of mine. B***.

Peace out Queen B*** Face,

Lara Bronze, Daughter of Hecate and Pwner of Gaea.

this is was a feisty one, I love it. Just so you all know I'm doing all this on a phone so now that I know I can do this expect more updates.