Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

15. Chapter 15

December 28, 2013

Dear Dirt Face,
Why ate you so bitter. I mean really it kind of is bad for your skin. Maybe that's why the earth looks so bad. Hun I f you want my advice don't bother trying anymore we are to good for you sweetie. Those hunks Jason and Percy will like totally defeat you. Watch your back Mother Earth.
Sincerely yours,
Drew Tanka daughter of Aphrodite

A/N: this was so acquired to write but I hope you like. Please review hun's. Oh jeez now I'm doing it, please help me!