Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

17. Chapter 17

December 31, 2013

Dear puny earth scum,
So you all think your little letters scare me, huh? Well I have news for you I an the Goddess of the earth. I am scared if no Olympian or some snot nose half-blood. Don't fuck with Mother Earth bitches!

Sincerely yours,

Gaea your future ruler

P.S. Stop calling me dirt face!