Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

20. Chapter 20

Dear Her Royal Dumpness,
Have you ever thought mortals pollute because they subconsously hate you? Plus you used Leo and ALL DA LADIES DO LOVE LEO!
Go into a eternal coma or something,
Hope your dirt face gets kicked
Joyce daughter of Apollo.