Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

22. Chapter 22

Dear Pile of Dirt-Poop,
There. I didn't call you Dirt Face. You are going D.O.W.N. DOWN! I can't stand you. Never, never, never are you going to win this stupid war. Guess what, you aren't Mother Earth, you're Mother Dirt. All you are is DIRT. A huge pile of it. And I refuse to think of you as anything other than that.
Sincerely,
Hailee, Daughter of Hermes, Warrior of Olympus, Sarcasm Master.

A/N: Happy New year! Wow so it's 2014. I keep writing 2013 by accident. I want to here all your New Years resolutions, mine is to update more frequently. So if I start slacking with the updates please harass me about it pm me or review do something to motivate me. Bye!