Dear Half-Sister,
I don't understand how my mother could possibly have made you as she did me. It makes me shutter to think about it. Good luck taking over the world with the demigods of Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter both working together. People seem to have taken to calling you names based off of your nature. Does that surprise you? I would think it shouldn't surprise you though. Also, I would suggest you call off your monsters from eating the demigods: they have parasites, I wouldn't risk it. Don't try to resist the demigods, they are very resilient.
Resistance is futile,
Demigod Joseph, son of Thesis