Last time on Hide and Seek...

"I'm gonna recruit a psycopath!" exclaimed Chara.

"I'm gonna break the fourth wall," Flowey added boredly, before lustfully winking at us with his tongue out. "Call me."

"I'M GONNA BE A GREAT BODYGUARD." MAD DUMMY informed.

"To recruit me and my spider army to fight the good guys, I'll need to get something in return." Muffet said, "Not gold, that's too easy. Maybe... satisfaction?" she said as she sexually licked her lips.

A chill went down the trio's spines.

Meanwhile, with the heroes of the story...

"our story is boring." Sans informed, "we did absolutely nothing."

This time on Hide and Seek...

Flowey sat in a leather chair with a fireplace beside, looking at a book he held with his reading glasses and cigar.

"I'm not old enough to smoke." he stated, throwing the book and cigar into the fireplace.

He looked at us and gave us a cheeky smile.

"So, I'll be taking over the show, because... Chara has to... do something... to gain Muffet's satisfaction..." Flowey informed, his smile turning into a frown as he realized what Chara was doing as he did this.

With Chara...

Muffet brought Chara to a spa, where they had just gone through a sixty degree water pond. They were steaming, and Chara hated that.

"Oh, my gods... Can we get it over? What's next?" Chara muttered under their breath.

Muffet dragged Chara to another pond, just to cool themselves off.

Chara tried the water, dipping her finger into the pond.

"Jesus, that's like... zero fucking degrees—"

Muffet kicked Chara into the freezing pool, earning a high-pitched scream from the evil incarnate. Chara flailed as they crashed in the waters, the cold running up their arms and spine, chilling them to the bone. Chara flailed their arms, water splashing everywhere.

"NO NO NO NO NNOOO! AAAHHHAHAH! AAAHGGHHAGH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHGHHHH!"

Flowey stared wistfully at the ground.

He waved it off. "I'm sure Chara's fine."

He moved around a bit in his chair, fearing his life for what Chara was doing.

"Anyway, as I was saying, I'll be taking over the show for today." Flowey informed, "Now, what I'm going to do is answer questions that you gave me. And since, I'M NOT GONNA BE ANYONE'S PLAYTHING, I'm gonna make the questions myself."

The flower brought out a card, reading it.

The question: What's your favorite color?

"So, I asked myself what color I liked." Flowey thought about it for a second. "I like PHOSPHENES. I'm pretty sure you've never heard of it before. Look it up. It's like a color, but it's not. I like that color. PHOSPHENES is my favorite color."

Flowey brought out another card.

The question: What do you eat?

"It's uh... while in flower form? Interesting question! Well, I eat... uh... how do I say this...?" Flowey contemplated for a moment. "I get what you're asking. You're saying this because there's no sunlight around for me to properly do photosynthesis. Well, I use the hole Frisk fell in to get my sunlight there, that's how... and then water from waterfall... and carbon dioxide and oxygen are everywhere, so... it's perfect for photosynthesis. So, I create starch for myself to eat. Yeah, and then I create oxygen as a bi-product. It's like... my poo. You're breathing my shit."

He scratched his cheek awkwardly.

"Anyway..."

Next question: How do you break the fourth wall?

Flowey looked around cautiously.

"Am I... Am I supposed to answer that?" he whispered worriedly, sweat starting to form on his face. "If anyone else hears this, they'd be able to break the fourth wall too. But I don't want a major catastrophe to happen. If it did, we'd get millions of Deadpools. So, uh... sorry, can't answer that."

Next question: Do you take baths?

"No," he answered plainly. "Next."

Next question: Do you know who Gaster is?

"Well... in this universe, Gaster is a well-known scientist around these places. I mean, c'mon, he's the royal scientist. How long did it take you to learn who Alphys was during your playthrough of Undertale? Of course, I'd know who Gaster is." he answered proudly. He tossed the card back, shaking his head. "He was the fourth royal scientist, right?" he muttered under his breath, thinking for a moment. "Of course he is. Who else would it be?"

Next question: What's your review on Captain America: Civil War?

"Total garbage. Absolute atrocity. I was disappointed with the fight scenes. I wanted more of it. I was promised fifteen minutes of the airport scene, and all I got was twenty minutes of it. Twenty! I was promised fifteen, and you give me twenty?! You need to be specific! Spider-Man was great, good Peter Parker. Black Panther was also an awesome addition. Ant-Man's performance was phenomenal. They're a good cast of heroes fighting each other. The second act, the airport fight sequence, is probably the best superhero fight sequence we'll ever get. The third act, the last thirty minutes of the film is brutal... heartbreaking. It's a wonderful movie, dealing with the ideologies of these two big heroes: Iron Man and Captain America. Security or freedom? I'll give it a ten out of ten."

Flowey contemplated at the card.

He blinked at it. Did I just change my opinion halfway through that review?

Next question: Who is Sans?

"Sans is a skeleton. His name derives from the font comic Sans, which literally translates to "humor without" if you used the literal terms. He's the mascot of Undertale because of his popularity within the fandom and his all-powerful, easy-going, comic relief nature." Flowey glowered. "Little known fact, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MASCOT. I mean, you wouldn't expect anything from a harmless flower, did you? I'm the very first thing your character, Frisk, finds that is living!"

He sighed.

"#saveFlowey2k16."

Next question: What's your goal?

"My goal? Well, now that you say it, I've got a new goal." His eyes burned with determination. "Beat Sans in his own game."

Next question: What's your favorite food?"

"I can only eat starch, so..." He tossed the card away.

Next question: HELP ME

"What?" Flowey looked at the rest of the cards, seeing that they've been written and scratched with sayings of HELP. "Oh, it's probably my other side talking. Well, I don't have any time left, so I hope you had a great time with me and I'll see you all next time. Adios."

Flowey got off the chair and tossed the rest of the cards into the fireplace. He got a can of gasoline and spilled it all over the place. He walked out the house and watched the house burn.

"Don't worry. It's Undyne's house. It burns down every other Sunday." he told us.

Next time on Hide and Seek...

While the villains are preparing their next bout, the heroes are in conflict when Asgore Dreemur, King of the undertale—land—world—I don't remember... oh wait, it's underground—

BZZT!

—when Asgore Dreemur, King of something, has launched a new monster registration program that reinforces security in the underworld with the heroic monsters of the underland.

Sans thinks that it'll limit freedom and abuse their civil rights, mostly because the registration program states that he'll become like a part of a super-police and that will make his lazy butt get off the couch. Which he doesn't like. So, he's fighting for his freedom to laze and for his ability to not get work done.

Undyne thinks that the plan is safe as she is already part of the Royal Guard.

The rest of the heroes—Mettaton, Alphys, Grillby, River Person, Gaster, Monster Kid, Temmie, Napstablook, Final Froggit, Madjick, Knight Knight, Whimsalot, Astigmatism, Burgerpants, Nice Cream Vendor, Woshua, Aaron, RG 01, RG 02, Lesser Dog, Greater Dog, Annoying Dog, and some others—will have to choose which side they'll take.

The comical skeleton who'd fight for their freedom, or the fish lady who'd uphold the law of the underground. (Whoever's name is underlined in the above paragrpah is Sans'. That is the rule he gave Flowey, who translated it to me.)

But which side will Papyrus choose? Be a part of the Royal Guard with Undyne like he always wanted? Or help his brother Sans out in a time of dire need?

Tune in next time where you can see the battle play out!

#teamsans or #teamundyne

Choose a side.