This chapter takes place before E1 Barry visits E2 Joe and E2 Iris in the hospital and it's not as hilarious as the other chapters but yeah. This is for you, Bluedog270.

Happy reading everyone!


As Barry trudged up the stairs to his crime lab, his mind couldn't help but wander to what this crime lab in Earth-2 would look like. It would probably be the same, he guessed, since everything else in the CCPD was the same.

Well everything except Iris being a cop, Deadshot being the worst shot in the history of worst shots according to everyone else, and Joe being a talented singer and hating Barry's other self for an unknown reason.

Actually, Barry probably already knew the reason from the first time he'd met Joe, or Joseph, in Jitterbugs but he just rather not think about it.

Pushing the round glasses up his nose, Barry opened the door to his crime lab.

He swore those glasses made him look like that guy in the Atlantis movie. That guy also happened to be a scientist and there also happened to be an Atlantis here too.

It it made him wonder if it was a coincidence.

He looked around, in wonder and amazement like a kid at a new candy store. The nerdy joyful smile worked its way up his face.

Everything looked the same at first glance. The chemical vials, the shelves, computer, windows, but upon further inspection he noticed that the Barry Allen of Earth-2 was a lot cleaner. That was probably because he didn't have super speed that always blew the papers around when he ran to and fro.

The papers were stacked neatly together in rows and had general labels like murder cases, homicidal cases, suicidal, ect..

Barry also noticed that some of the cases were overdue.

Once he was done with looking up any and every case regarding Zoom, he'd do some of the cases for E2 Barry.

It was the kindest thing he could do since he'd practically hijacked his double's life.

Flashing to the computer in a burst, Barry speed-typed Zoom into the CCPD database. The computer immediately came up with several thousand cases.

That's when his phone started vibrating.

No, Earth-2 Barry's phone.

Honey- Babe, you ok?

Yeah, I'm fine. Why? -Barry WA

Honey- Are you sick?

No. Iris, I'm fine, really -Barry WA

Why would you think I'm sick? -Barry WA

Honey- Babe, you know better than to lie to me, your wife and a detective.

? -Barry WA

What do you mean? -Barry WA

Honey- You caught it, didn't you?

Caught what? -Barry WA

Honey- Do you really need to ask me that?

Yes? -Barry WA

Honey- Barry, there's nothing wrong with catching a cold. We're humans, even metahumans catch colds.

Honey- I think.

I don't have a cold, alright? -Barry WA

Honey- There's no reason to hide this from me. I don't know why you do this every time.

Barry paused, speedily thinking about all this new info from Iris. So, apparently his other self either hated colds, were ashamed of getting them or maybe even both.

He certainly hated the darned viruses but luckily ever since he'd become the Flash, he hadn't had a sniffle.

I don't want you to get sick. -Barry WA

Honey- There's no reason to act weird or avoid me or sleep in your lab when you get a cold. I'll still kiss you I don't care.

Alright. -Barry WA.

Honey- Now come to the hospital. Dad just got out of ICU.

Kk. -Barry WA


Harty haha! So Barry acts weird whenever he gets sick. It's cause he doesn't want to get Iris sick :) So cute! And I happened to catch the virus that's been passing around my school but thank the Lord I didn't catch the "Valley Plague". There's two viruses, one that's basically a cold and one that makes you feel like absolute crap and puke the guts out of you aka the "Valley Plague".

Anyways, anything to request? I could do a Harrison/Jesse, another group chat, an E2 chat like this one or just another GoldenVibe shipping.