Dear Pile of Poop, Honestly, I'm telling you this for YOUR sake, not mine. You should just give up... well, unless you want to be destroyed in the most painful way possible, then sent to the depths of Tartarus, which BTW you sent our friends down to. Not cool, lady, not cool. So I'm telling you this to give you the advantage with some useful advice: RUN. You obviously haven't seen what we did to the titan army, but don't worry! You will soon. You should start running away, because you have just angered not only the gods, but their AMAZINGLY COOL AND AWESOME children. We will NOT hesitate to chop off your head, and stick it in your sorry butt! Gaea, it's for the best if you just admit defeat. We all know who the real winners are. With love(NOT!), Julia Hoffman, daughter of Aphrodite P.S. Trust me when I say this, but the war will NOT be pretty (unlike my mother)