Dear Dirt Face, Hi! My name is Emily, and I'm daughter of Aphrodite. I really hate all this war stuff but I hear you're starting a war against us? Yeah, well I thought maybe instead of all this war stuff, we could just go and enjoy a nice civilized cup of tea. I'm sure we can be great friends! Oooh, we can give each other makeovers and be besties! Then we can g- Wait a minute... YOU'RE THE B*** WHO THREW PERCABETH INTO TARTARUS? OH WAIT 'TILL THE APHRODITE CABIN GETS THEIR HANDS ON YOU! YOU RUINED OUR NUMBER ONE OTP, YOU SELF CENTERD ! & ! GET THE &*#& *# OUT AND LEAVE THE (*) #(*$*#& DEMIGODS ALONE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HOW DARE YOU, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK THE APHRODITE CABIN TO TRY AND GET THEM TOGETHER? # *( *# YOU! YOU !#&* #6# AND #!#(&(* ! ALSO &$*( *( # $ #($ #*&! NO LOVE FROM ME, Emily, Daughter of Aphrodite (and future destroyer of the lady who tore apart Percabeth) A/N: omg I love this one.