Episode Three: Wipeout at Oil Ocean!

Episode Three! Yay! And the correct answer to the question was…green! Melaney was right! Yay for Melaney! But thank you to the others that read and review! Please continue doing so and being awesome :D

TDU Train, Conductor Room

"Last time on Total Drama Universe," Chris began. "The contestants went in to a Quidditch match where Joey and Angel actually, get this, KNEW SOMETHING. After three matches of flying broomsticks, Team Y finally emerged victorious, although it cost them the health of a few players. In the end it was Joey that was sent home for commanding Team X to loserdom. Who will win? Who will get gravely injured? When am I going to get THAT STUPID LATTE?! Find out here on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Da Theme Song, yo)

Hospital Car, Waiting Room

Angel and Sonic were in the waiting room, waiting for the diagnosis on Tails after he had been injured in the Quidditch match. Angel was pacing back and forth, and it was starting to drive Sonic insane.

"Will you sit still for a minute?!" he exclaimed. "I know I'm not one to be talking, but seriously, you're having a panic attack! What's with you? You need to chill-"

Within the blink of an eye she whipped up a snowball and chucked it at him, just barely missing. "Don't tell me to chill! I AM chill! I can start a snowstorm for God's sake-"

"Then stop pacing!" Sonic exclaimed. "Why are you panicking?"

"Why are you panicking?!" she shot back, still pacing.

"I'm not panicking you're the one who's-" he stopped when he realized that Nurse Joy had been standing in the doorway watching the whole argument. He stuck his leg out, tripping Angel and causing her to fall flat on her face.

"You jer…oh. Hi Nurse Joy."

"…Hi," Nurse Joy said after a few seconds. She cleared her throat. "Anyway, about Tails…his knee was shattered by that Bludger. We're going to have to put him under anesthesia to have a look at what really happened."

Angel and Sonic exchanged uneasy glances. "He's going to be okay…right?" Sonic asked.

Nurse Joy gave a weak smile. "We can only hope."

First Class, Team Y

"This sucks," Sonic said as he and Angel plopped down on the couch in front of the flat screen television. Ash was sitting there too, watching the Indigo League happen live. He was too busy being fixated on the TV to see they were there.

"I know," Angel replied. "What're we going to do without Tails? You know without him the two of us wouldn't even get along."

Sonic nodded. "I say we keep this alliance going though. We'll do it for him until he comes back."

"Yeah," Angel said. "But still, it doesn't seem right if it's not a trio…" she looked around the room, then spotted Melaney in the corner. She smiled. Sonic saw the look on her face.

"No," he said immediately.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No."

"What?"

"Ugh."

Angel walked over to Melaney. "Hey," she said.

"What're you up to?" Melaney asked, automatically suspicious.

"Okay here's the deal," Angel said in a whisper. "Tails is gone, and I can't stand being in a room with Sonic for more than five seconds at a time without wanting to explode. If you join the alliance and we make it to the final two I'll split the million with you. Deal?"

"Deal," the Yoshi said.

Angel stuck her tongue out at Sonic, and he did the same. "This is going to be a long day," Melaney mumbled.

Bathroom Confessional

(Melaney)
"I have to be in an alliance with two blue hedgehogs. HOW DOES SOMEONE DO THAT?!"

Hospital Car, Room 3

Tails was woken up by the sharp increasing pain in his knee. He slowly opened his eyes and looked around. He was in what appeared to be a hospital room. He groaned as the memories of what happened came back to him, making him wonder if they had won. On the desk next to his bed there was a note that read "Hey buddy! Hope you feel better after this! You won us the challenge and Joey's gone. Something to be thankful for, huh? Anyway, hurry up and get better! Your girlfriend is driving me insane… -Sonic

Tails smiled weakly at the note. At least they had won. His thoughts were interrupted when Nurse Joy walked in to the room. "Hi Tails," she said gently.

"Hi," he replied. "What's…going to happen to my leg?"

Nurse Joy sighed. "We're still not sure. We need to put you under to find out." She poured a small vile in to his IV, instantly making him feel sleepy. His muscles relaxed as well as his mind. His eyes drooped shut and soon he was in a deep sleep.

Loser Class, Team X

"This train is amazing!" Cilan exclaimed as he inspected every inch of Loser Class.

Amy rolled her eyes. "Are you stupid or something? We're in LOSER CLASS! We lost the last challenge! Why weren't you freaking out when we were in First Class, which we would be in if SOMEONE had been a decent Seeker in the second round!" she remarked as she glared at Bianca.

"Excuse me, but it's not all my fault," Bianca said as she crossed her arms. "If you had been a better Beater in the last round, we could've won!"

"Guys," Mike interrupted. "We should be planning how to beat the other team, not each other!"

"Forget it," Amy said. "I'm not working with someone who can't admit it's their fault that we lost!"

"Ditto!" Bianca shot back. The team then sat in silence until Chris barged in to the room yet again.

"It's challenge time!" he said in an overly cheerful voice. The contestants followed him outside, ready for their next form of torture.

Oil Ocean

"Welcome to Oil Ocean!" Chris announced at the competitors. The contestants were all in a large outside area with multiple platforms, oil slides, and badniks. The entire floor was covered in oil so deep that someone could drown in it.

"Ugh, I hate this place," Sonic said. "Worst Zone ever."

"So what horrible way of animal and human abuse have you thought of this time, Chris?" Heather asked.

"We're going to play Oil Ocean Wipeout!" Chris exclaimed. He pushed one of the interns in to the oil slick, a few seconds later bubbles sprayed up and there was no sign of the intern. "Here's what we'll do. Each team must choose three competitors to work together to get through the zone without suffering from a horrible death and getting me sued. First trio across the goal post wins. Any questions?" Almost everyone raised their hand, yet Chris ignored them again. "You have five minutes to choose your three. GO!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Raven)
"Chris…is insane."

Oil Ocean, Team Y

"What do we do?!" Misty asked frantically. "Sonic is the only one here who actually knows how to get through here-"

"I'm not going through this," Sonic said quickly. "We've already lost Tails, if you lose me you're stuck with…that," he said, pointing at Angel.

"Well what do you propose we do, Mr. I'm-The-Fastest-Thing-Alive?" Angel shot back.

Sonic looked at Team Chaotix, who was watching the whole fight go down. "Chris wants three, right? Why not send out them?"

Oil Ocean, Team X

"I say we use Team Rocket," Trip said, crossing his arms. "They're annoying, useless, stupid, and they've been stalking the same kid for fifteen years. If we lose it gives us a reason to vote them off."

"Not that we needed a reason in the first place," Iris mumbled.

"What?!" Meowth exclaimed.

"But why us?!" James asked. "Why not send out the twerpette, she's more annoying and useless than all three of us combined!" he exclaimed, pointing at Iris.

"Stop being such a little kid!" Iris shouted.

"He's not the kid," Jessie said. "You are!"

"Time's up!" Chris interrupted. "Send your three to the starting line and let's do this thing!"

Oil Ocean, Starting Line

Vector, Charmy, Espio, Jessie, James, and Meowth were all at the starting line, nervously waiting for Chris to blow the whistle. After about five minutes of annoying waiting, Chris finally blew it. "GO!" he shouted. The six were off and running while a few watched from the starting line.

"What are the odds of Team Rocket NOT blasting off again?" Trip asked.

Cilan thought for a minute, then said, "They're equivalent to the odds of not finding a Zubat in Mt. Moon," he replied.

"What does that mean?" Mike asked.

"They're going to explode," Trip said with a sigh.

Meanwhile, Team Rocket had just arrived at the end of the platform they were on, the only way to get to the other side being to jump.

"What do we do now?" Meowth asked.

"I'll handle this!" Jessie said. "Woobat, let's go!" she threw a Poke Ball in the air and a small bat no bigger than a grapefruit popped out.

"You expect us all to ride on that," Meowth said bluntly.

"Well do you have any better ideas?!" Jessie snapped.

"Any idea is better than this one!" Meowth exclaimed. He shoved James in to the oil slick and sat on his shoulders. "Swim!"

James rolled his eyes. "Why don't YOU swim? You're the Pokemon!"

"Shut your trap!" Meowth commanded. James rolled his eyes again and began swimming, Jessie right behind them.

In another area of Oil Ocean, Vector, Espio, and Charmy were trying to figure out how to get in to one of the many cannons that would shoot them around the stage.

"You're the detective, Vector, why don't you figure it out?" Espio asked.

"I'm trying!" Vector exclaimed. "Maybe if I just-" he kicked the cannon, then tripped and fell in, sending him flying in to the air.

"Well that doesn't look like much fun," Charmy said. Espio rolled his eyes, then used his chameleon powers to turn invisible. He walked behind one of the badniks that resembled a seahorse and grabbed its tail. It didn't seem to notice he was there. "Wait, where're you going?!" Charmy asked.

"To the finish line," Espio said. "And if you're smart you'll use your wings to fly there."

"Oh yeah," Charmy said. He took flight in to the air, following Espio.

After a few minutes of fighting oil and each other, Team Rocket had finally reached the next platform. "I'm hungry," James complained. "And I'm sick of the horrible pizza that they serve in Loser Class."

"Me too," Meowth said. "When are we going to get food-"

"AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE?!" Jessie exploded. Meowth and James both let out tiny screams at the sudden outburst.

After a few seconds, "Can we order Chinese food?" James asked in a tiny voice.

"Shut your pie hole!" Jessie yelled.

"Pie sounds good," Meowth commented. "Maybe we can get some after-"

"You two are unbelievable!" Jessie shouted. The constant yelling had gotten a few of the badniks' attention, and they were starting to close in on the three of them.

"Now you've gone and done it," James said.

"Me?" Jessie asked. "You two were the ones-"

"Quit your bickering and run!" Meowth shouted. The three of them began running, but one of the badniks shot at the platform they were standing on, sending them flying in to the sky. "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" they all yelled until they disappeared from sight.

Oil Ocean, Goal Post

At the Goal Post at the end of the zone, Chris and the other contestants were waiting. Misty sighed. "Wonder what's taking them so long."

"Maybe they were kidnapped by pirates," Ash suggested. "And then the pirates took them aboard their ship and tied them up and brought them to Minnesota where the Vikings lived. And then…" he continued to explain his wild theory as they waited for the other contestants to show up.

"His thought process is so strange," Angel said as she watched Ash try to convince Misty that his story was true. "I wonder how he comes up with battle strategies."

"At least he has a thought process," Sonic said. "Unlike some people," he glared at Eggman, who was watching Orbot and Cubot get zapped by Pikachu.

"I'm much smarter than you are, you blue nuisance," Eggman fired back.

Angel watched the two of Eggman's henchmen fall in to the oil below. "Truly, your robots are a reflection of your genius, Dr. Eggman," she said with an attitude.

"Oh, and you could build something better?" Eggman retorted.

"I might not be Tails, but I did happen to build a motorcycle out of scrap metal and dry ice," she replied.

"Do you have proof of that?" Eggman asked.

"Why don't you ask him?!" Angel exclaimed as she pointed at Ash.

"Leave me out of this!" Ash said.

"Either way, we all know that I'm a much better mechanic than that pathetic excuse for a boyfriend," Eggman remarked. The others turned and looked at the two of them, even Chef.

"Uh-oh," Melaney said.

Angel clenched her fists. "Do you really…really want to go there, Eggman?"

"What are you going to do, fight me, you Shadow rip-off?"

"What?" Shadow said.

"You all can't honestly say you don't see it," Eggman said. "He's the 'ultimate life form', she's the 'ultimate weapon', they both use spears to fight, they both have a motorcycle, they were both created by evil scientists," he pointed at Angel. "All you are is the opposite gender and a different design."

"Are you TRYING to recreate the apocalypse?!" Iris shouted at Eggman. "I'm no Angel fan, but I don't want to die!"

"You gonna be okay, Angel?" Sonic asked.

Angel was practically shaking with anger now. "Sonic…if you don't want to freeze to death, I suggest you take cover." She then flew in to the air before any of them could react, then chucked her spear at Eggman. He ducked out of the way before it could hit as she gravitated her spear back to her. She started glowing in a soft blue light as the sky was covered with dark clouds and it began to snow. "Take back what you said or I blow up this place!" she yelled.

"Do it, Eggman!" Knuckles yelled over the roaring wind.

"Never!" he shouted back. The snow began to fall even harder.

"I'm too young to die!" Ash exclaimed. He felt Misty grab his arm.

"Ash!" Misty shouted. "I've always liked you ever since we met! I just wanted to say that in case this doesn't end well for us."

"Aw, that's so sweet," Zoey said.

"But it doesn't help if we're going to die!" Duncan exclaimed.

"That's it!" Chris shouted. "Eggman, take back what you said or you're BOTH kicked off this show!"

Eggman sighed. "Fine."

Angel instantly stopped the storm and landed on the ground flawlessly. She pointed her spear at Eggman. "You…are suppurating fundament," she then turned her back and walked away, leaving a few of the contestants' jaws dropped.

Bathroom Confessional

(Ash)
"What did that even mean?"

(Stephan)
"Heheh, Eggman's gonna need a Burn Heal after that one."

Oil Ocean

Misty began to sneak away before anyone could remember what she had said, but Ash stopped her. "Misty?" he asked. She cringed and turned around. "You…you like me?"

She sighed. "Yeah, I kinda do," she replied.

Angel elbowed Sonic. "See? My blind rage and anger did accomplish something after all." Sonic was about to respond but he was cut off when Team Rocket came crashing in to the goal post.

"And Team X wins the challenge!" Chris announced. The X's cheered for joy.

"Dang it," Sonic mumbled. He looked around. "Where's Chaotix, then?" A few seconds later, the three of them came crashing in.

"Team Chaotix reporting for duty," Vector said as he stood up.

"You're too late," Blaze said. "We've already lost because of you."

"Y's, get to the Elimination Room," Chris said. "One of you is going home."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Eggman really ticked me off today! Rrgh! He better be going home, or somebody's going to get it!"

(Gwen)
"I don't know who to vote off. I could vote off Angel for almost killing us, Eggman for making her almost kill us, or someone from Chaotix for making us lose the challenge. This is insane!"

Elimination Room

Team Y was gathered in the Elimination Room, every player having a cupcake except for Eggman, Angel, Charmy, and Brenon. "Contestants," Chris said. "In my hands, I hold three cupcakes. Whoever doesn't-"

"Whoever doesn't get a cupcake must take the Jump of Shame and never come back. Ever." Gwen finished. "Can we getting going with this now?"

"I'm getting there," Chris said through gritted teeth. "Eggman. You're on the chopping block for pushing Angel off the edge and almost getting us all killed. Angel. You almost killed us all. Charmy. You are the most annoying of the Chaotix, not to mention you made Team Y lose. And Brenon. Where were you?"

"I was visiting Morgan!" he defended himself. "You've all been so worried about Tails I thought I'd check up on her. Way to think of the team, guys."

Chris rolled his eyes, then tossed Eggman a cupcake. "Eggman, you're safe." He then tossed Charmy one as well, leaving Angel and Brenon to be the last ones. "And the last cupcake goes to…" there was yet another long dramatic pause. "Angel."

"Yes!" Angel exclaimed.

"What?!" Brenon said in disbelief. "You choose the two that almost killed you over someone you didn't even need that day?"

"Exactly," Raven said. "We don't need you." They watched Chris kick him out of the train and out of sight.

"Three are gone, 38 remain. Who will hang? Who will swing? Who will push Angel off the edge next time? Ugh…seriously, the latte joke is getting old. Just get me one already! Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Loser Class, Team X

Sonic was sitting on one of the benches with a dictionary in his lap. Gwen sat down next to him. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Looking up 'suppurating fundament'," he replied.

Gwen laughed. "I'll wait until you find it. I want to see the look on your face."

Sonic gave her a suspicious look, then proceeded to look up 'fundament'. He his jaw dropped and the book slid off his lap and on to the floor.

Gwen laughed again. "Angel might not be the smartest cookie, but she knows how to insult." She then walked away, leaving Sonic by himself.

Episode Three's done! Yay! And yes, go look up suppurating fundament. Just go to and look up 'suppurating' then 'fundament'. Then put two and two together. Yeah, that's right. She said that to Eggman. I wonder how many Burn Heals it'll take to fix that XD Anyway, please review! It makes my day when you do. Okay, Q of the Week: How did Tom the Cat die in the Hunger Games? Whoever gets it right gets mentioned in the next chapter! Thank you!