A photo was tossed onto the sparse and brutalist desk of Commander Gendo Ikari. His confusion was not fully evident on his usually stoic face. Fuyutsuki simply stared at him with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Is there an issue Fuyutsuki?..."
He didn't respond with words, but simply with a small hand gesture toward the item in question.
Gendo sensing something was wrong, slowly picked up the photograph and examined it. Nothing much seemed out of the ordinary; A woman and a baby. And some scribbling on the bottom part of the Polaroid.
"Maya Ibuki"
"This is just a photo of Ibuki as an Infant…"
Confused, even more, he set the photo back down and simply stared at Fuyutsuki, who just gave a sigh. He then pointed at the woman holding Maya.
"Look at her, doesn't she look familiar to you?"
Gendo took another look with an exasperated look. Examining further he noticed that the woman did indeed look familiar.
Until it hit him.
"This photo… Is this…"
Fuyutsuki nodded, a smug yet embarrassed look on his face.
"You did have many one-night stands in college…"
Gendo began to shake, his anger or even surprise took over him. A vein began to bulge from his head.
"You know Ikari, they say this a lot on a TV show in America… You are the father."
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"Shall I tell your Son and Daughter this?..."
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THUD
Gendo simply slumped forwards onto his desk as he began frothing at the mouth. The man was a stone-cold bastard. He would kill billions just to be with Yui again. He could handle a great deal of things…
But not this.
"I'll take that as a maybe."
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"Or better yet… A yes."
Siblings
By DerpymanMT
Not to be taken seriously.
Please don't.
Kinda a shitpost
Misato Katsuragi's Apartment
7:32 PM
A buzzer rang throughout the apartment, alerting its occupants that a visitor was here to see them. The soft taps of clothed feet could be heard approaching the door.
"Coming!"
Shinji jogged over to the apartment's sliding door and looked through the peephole. He could see the aging face of Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki, patiently waiting for someone to answer. But he sees another figure standing behind him.
Pressing the button on the wall, the door slid open with a hiss, finally revealing the two individuals that wish to enter.
Kozo Fuyutsuki
and…
Maya Ibuki?
Each of them wearing some casual out of work clothing
"What can I do for you both?"
Shinji asked, confused at the odd and sudden visit.
"May we come in? I want to talk to you both about something important."
Still very confused, he simply stood aside and gestured for them to come in. Both the adults took off their shoes, and headed down the entryway toward the kitchen.
Shinji followed suit and sat them down at the table.
"Would any of you like any tea?"
He asked, going to switch on the electric kettle he bought one day.
"No thanks, I am good."
"I'm fine, but thank you."
Nodding, he took a seat down on the opposite side of them, waiting to hear what the old man had to say.
Sighing, Fuyutsuki pulled out a few photographs from his pocket and placed them down on the table, allowing the two to examine them closely.
Maya just frowned as she picked up one of them.
"Why did you take this from my desk? It's just my baby pictures…"
Shinji also picked up one of the photos and gave a rather disturbed look.
"Did father really look this… Shaven back then?"
Fuyutsuki simply chuckled.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. He was a troublemaker back in his youth, back when he studied where I taught. That's where he met your mothers."
"Yeah where he met mo- Wait did you say Mothers?"
Shinji's face quickly turned to confusion and panic. Maya was also the same, staring at both photos.
A smug grin formed on the old professor's face.
"Yes, I said mother's. Dr Akagi confirmed it herself!"
There was a moment of pure silence, with the only noise being the loud snores of one Misato Katsuragi.
"YOU MEAN THAT RAT BASTARD ACTUALLY GOT LAID BY ANOTHER WOMAN?!"
"YOU MEAN I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER!?"
The two extremely different reactions pleased Fuyutsuki as now Gendo has to answer to these two. Loud thumping footsteps approached the kitchen, only to reveal that it was Asuka with an angry look on her face.
"YOU KNOW SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO RELAX AND WATCH SOME WEB SHOWS!"
She didn't care if she was yelling at the second in command at NERV HQ, when he was here, she was in charge.
"And what do you mean… Little Brother?"
Fuyutsuki held up the results from a DNA test and handed it to Asuka.
"It is recorded here that most of the genetic markers match up with one another, linking back to Gendo Ikari…"
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"No wonder you both are weird. Just keep it down and don't bother me with your weirdness…"
And with that, Asuka walked off to her room and slammed the door shut. Somehow waking up the heavy sleeper.
"Gwuah?"
"Dammit… Now she woke up…"
Misato padded over to her door, opened it, walked out and grabbed a beer, completely ignoring the guests she had over.
"Shinji, is it morning time already?..."
"No Misato, and we have guests over…"
Misato ignored that last part and simply chugged down her beer, scratching her stomach and walking off, completely unaware that Maya and Fuyutsuki were watching her.
"Wake me up when… whatever…"
The door slammed shut behind her too. Much to the annoyance of Pen Pen, who squawked angrily from inside his room.
"So… Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki…"
"Please just call me Kozo outside of work."
"Alright Kozo… What do we do now with this information?"
"Yeah, This was a huge shock and surprise, but I don't know what we should do now…"
Sighing, Fuyutsuki got up and stretched his back, popped a bit.
"Well, Shinji, You will be moving in with Ms Ibuki, and she will be the one to take care of you."
A sudden pit in his stomach formed, realizing that this apartment would probably be buried in garbage within a few minutes without him, they would all starve without him, and poor Asuka would be poisoned by Misato's horrible cooking-
Actually that pit went away.
"Alright when do I move out?"
Shinji bluntly asked, ignoring the pleas from Maya.
"Whenever you want."
"I'll get ready now."
"Wait, what about my input-"
"I'll give you a 20% Raise, access to the executive bathrooms, And I won't tell Dr. Akagi about your habits."
"Deal."
"Good."
Clapping his hands together, Fuyutsuki grinned and pulled out a phone, speed dialed the NERV contracted movers, which gets a lot of business in this city.
"Well, I guess we'll be staying together, Shinji."
"Yeah… Just please don't make me do your laundry… Or expect me to make dinner with gluten free bread and rice."
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Taken aback, but not really surprised, she shrugged it off and just gave him an awkward side hug, with Shinji returning it back.
"So what do you think he's doing this for?"
"To get back at Commander DoucheDick."
"Obviously."
"Yeah."
TO BE CONTINUED…
Maybe..