I just couldn't wait any longer, you know? Here's the: SNOWBARRY SPECIAL

InsomniacMaybe: Haha yes they realize how dumb of a decision it is in this chapter. I hope you do enjoy! The second part of The Five Vigilantes will be up after this one. And I just realized that I completely forgot your Pied Piper suggestion so that'll be up after the Supergirl chapter.

Izi Wilson: I think I already did that in Star Wars vs. Star Trek? But I can always do another if you'd like :)

Guest: I'm not sure if you're reading this anymore but this chapter does include SNOWBARRY! I just couldn't resist with how Cait was begging Zoom not to kill Barry.

Enjoy everyone!


Jedi Master Cisco has entered Team Flash Talks at 3:44pm.

I can't watch Mazda commercials without thinking of Jay anymore -Jedi Master Cisco

I knew someone named Hunter once -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells has entered Team Flash Talks at 3:46pm.

E2 Harrison Wells- That's nice Ramon

Geez why you so grumpy? -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells- I told you all not to trust Jay yet you did

Well how were we supposed to know? And that Wells issue -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells- FOR THE LAST TIME IM WELLS NOT HIM

Ok ok got you -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells- By the way it was really idiotic of Allen to give up his speed

like that after all we went through

Dont let Barry hear you say that but yeah -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells- He would've been fast enough to save Walter

E2 Harrison Wells- I thought this was a group chat

o_O and I think it's Wally? -Jedi Master Cisco

Scarlet Speed has entered Team Flash Talks at 3:45pm.

Scarlet Speed- Cisco

Scarlet Speed- Why are we even using this? We're all in the cortex.

E2 Harrison Wells- I'm not

Cause -Jedi Master Cisco

Scarlet Speed- Can't we just talk?

E2 Harrison Wells- About what Allen? There's nothing to talk about

Talking's so awkward now without Caitlin -Jedi Master Cisco

Ok Harry, just go get your coffee from Jitters -Jedi Master Cisco

E2 Harrison Wells- I need to go find Jesse. Bye

E2 Harrison Wells has left Team Flash Talks at 3:49pm.

Scarlet Speed has been changed to Barry at 3:49pm.

Barry- There

Don't do that to yourself man -Jedi Master Cisco

The speed force is still with you -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Cisco, just don't.

You just need another bolt of lightning -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Cisco...

Ok -Jedi Master Cisco

But seriously if we set up a lightning rod on top of the STAT labs

roof maybe we can get your speed back -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- So Jay could steal it again?

... -Jedi Master Cisco

Ace Reporter has entered Team Flash Talks at 3:51pm.

Ace Reporter- Hey Barr. How you doing?

Barry- Great.

Ace Reporter- Barry.

Barry- What do you want me to say, Iris? Idk

Wait guys -Jedi Master Cisco

Ace Reporter- Barry, can I ask you something?

Barry- Sure

Barry- About?

Ace Reporter- Barry I really don't know how to put this but giving up your speed to Zoom was a really bad decision.

Guys stop testing! -Jedi Master Cisco

Texting*- Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Why?

Barry- Iris...

Ace Reporter- You're so much faster than him. I love Walt Disney and I know you do too but you could've saved him without doing that.

GUYS I MEAN IT LETS JUST TALK -Jedi Master Cisco

Ace Reporter- I'm at my house.

Barry- Iris I had to. I had no choice. Zoom pushed me into a corner and I couldn't endanger Walls life.

Barry- Wally*

Barry- Cisco why?

Ace Reporter- Wally* not Walt Disney but I love that too.

Lets just talk cause JAYS STILL HERE -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Lol Iris

Barry- What?!

Ace Reporter- Barr I love you but sometimes your decisions are stupid.

Barry- Where is he?

Barry- I thought he left with Cait!

Barry- Are you sure he's still on E1?

Ace Reporter- Cisco, what? Where is he?

No I mean like in the chat room. His names still here -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Oh. Then remove him?

I don't know how! -Jedi Master Cisco

Ace Reporter- I don't think he'll spy on this but I think we should delete him.

I don't think E2 can communicate with us on E1 tho -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Still I think you should remove him

Everyone stay clam -Jedi Master Cisco

Calm* -Jedi Master Cisco

I don't know how to! -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Because every one of our texts sends a notification to his phone

Ace Reporter- I don't think he took his phone to E2 though

I don't think E2 can communicate with E1 either -Jedi Master Cisco

And I closed that breach -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- What if it's still open on his side?

Ace Reporter- Ok Barr you need to stop worrying.

Jay G. has entered Team Flash Talks at 4:01pm.

GUYS -Jedi Master Cisco

OK IM LOGGING OFF -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- JAY WHAT MORE DO TOU WANT?

Barry- You*

Ace Reporter- Jay, where's Caitlin?

GUYS LOG OFF RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR OWN SAKES -Jedi Master Cisco

THIS IS CREEPY -Jedi Master Cisco

Ace Reporter has left Team Flash Talks at 4:03pm.

Jay G.- Hi Barry. This is interesting.

Gtg guys -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Why did you take Cait

Jay G.- You certainly had a lot of speed force. How did you get that much?

Jay G.- Or maybe I can just ask Cait.

BARRY PLEASE DONT ANSWER-Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- NO. I'm getting her back.

Jay G.- And how do you plan to stop me now that you don't have your speed?

Barry- I'll ask you again, Jay, why did you take Cait?

I'm kinda sorta wondering that too you know -Jedi Master Cisco

Jay G. Because I love her of course.

Haha well that's funny -Jedi Master Cisco

No offense pleasedontkillme -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Well she doesn't love you anymore

Jay G.- Of course she does. It's just that she doesn't know it yet.

I'm also wondering how you are talking to us? -Jedi Master Cisco

Jay G.- I could pay you all a visit. It's actually gotten boring on my earth.

Umm no tanks you -Jedi Master Cisco

Thank you I meant thank you -Jedi Master Cisco

JayG. -You're welcome, Cisco

I meant no thank you! As in DONT COME -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Can you just stop

Jay G.- Stop what? I'm not doing anything, at least not right now.

Jay G.- Cait hasn't even woke up yet.

Barry- Don't call her Cait.

Jay G.- Cait just looks so peaceful when she's sleeping

This is just really creepy -Jedi Master Cisco

You sound like that guy from that movie Curve -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- There's a movie called Curve?

You need to watch more movies Barry -Jedi Master Cisco

Jay G.- If you think about it, our meeting was fate

Jay G.- You see, I really didn't mean to fall in love with her but I did

Ok I'm out -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Just stop, ok? Give her back to us

Jay G.- Oh no, she's mine. Isn't it funny that her doppelgänger works for me too?

Barry- Cait is never going to work for you.

That's not going to happen -Jedi Master Cisco

Jay G.- We'll see.

Jay G. has left Team Flash Talks at 4:13pm.

SnowJay is dead and I feel bad for shipping it now -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry, Iris is here -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- She is?

She's outside -Jedi Master Cisco

Barry- Kk coming.


So how was that?

Curve is an actual movie and that guy Cisco is relating Jay to is named Cristian who is also played by none other than Teddy Sears. I just had to cause Teddy just reminded me so much of Cristian in the latest episode "Versus Zoom". Watch it if you have time! Great movie if you like sexually psychotic mofos.

Funny thing is all the the autocorrect stuff in this chapter, I didn't plan for. Like when Cisco says "Everyone clam down" I typed in clam, not calm and I just thought, hey, why don't I just leave it be? So funny stuff happens when you type on an iPad.

Part two of The Five Vigilantes will be up after the fourth "The User's Guide and Manual" and an update of UB (Ultimate Betrayal.

Review please? They really encourage me and keep me going.