Episode Six: Visit to Bony Island!

Episode Six! Yay! And the correct answer to the Q of the Week was…Joey! Yes, Joey is quite the idiot sometimes. Anyway, if you looked on my profile, you saw something about Tails and his 'curse'. Yeah. I'm going there. Again. Happy Halloween everyone…even though it's January….MWAHAHAHAHA

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on Total Drama Universe," Chris began. "SOMEONE drove us in the wrong direction, preventing the contestants from getting to their next challenge. So, we had to improvise, by putting everyone in a box and telling them not to fight. The only way out was to teleport through the computer, which was destroyed by Dawson's stupidity. After finding a way to use Angel, Tails was able to hack in to the mainframe, only to get a call from Sheldon Cooper, a thought-to-be-fallen tribute from the Games. In the end it was Tails who got everyone out and earned victory for Team Y! Who will fly high next? What other surprises are in store? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Running out of creative ways to say this is the theme song)

Loser Class, Team X

"How could we lose?!" Knuckles exclaimed as he punched a wall, leaving a dent in it. "I was stuck outside being forced to do exercises by Chef for noth-"

"Don't act like you were the only one, Knucklehead," Rouge said, cutting him off. "The rest of us had to do it too. I just don't see how you two failed to fix a stupid computer," she said to Phineas and Ferb. "Seriously, how do you lose to Tails and Eggman? Those two couldn't work together if their lives were on the line!"

"It's not our fault!" Phineas snapped. "The only reason why they won is that stupid Ice-type wannabe had a computer implanted in her head! If it weren't for her, we'd all be sitting in First Class and they'd be in here!"

"Touchy," Jessie, James, and Meowth mumbled at the same time.

"And it's not like you've done anything particularly helpful," Phineas growled, walking up to Rouge. "In fact, the only thing you've done is played as Chaser in the Quidditch match! Even Team Rocket has done more than you!"

"Well you can't exactly say you've done a lot," Rouge said calmly. "Shadow didn't need your bike to win the Chilly Castle challenge. He already has one."

"Leave me out of this," Shadow said darkly.

Phineas growled again, but said nothing. He couldn't tell them about what he had done to Angel's Blizzard. He'd be voted off for sure.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I can't wait for these stupid teams to merge! Then I won't be left working with these idiots! When I win the million, I'll build a machine to destroy them all. Then I'll be the victor!"

First Class, Team Y

"I love first class," Morgan said as she sat down next to Raven and Starfire in one of the leather booths.

Starfire nodded. "The meatloaf is most tasteful." She looked across the room, where Misty and Ash were sitting together at a table, laughing. "The laughter makes me wonder what the Misty and Ash are talking about."

"Probably romance," Raven said dully. She used her demonic powers to lift up her mug and take a sip from it. "Blech."

Meanwhile, Tails and Angel were sitting together on the couch, watching the Wallace Cup, which was taking place in the Unova region. "So…explain to me how this contest thing works," Tails said as he put his arm around her.

"It's actually pretty simple," Angel replied, leaning in closer to him. "There are these Trainers called coordinators, and they use a Pokemon's moves to make it look its best, while causing major damage to the other side. If someone wins a contest, they get a ribbon, and they need five ribbons to enter the Grand Festival. Whoever wins that becomes a Top Coordinator."

"Is anything in your world not complicated?" Tails asked softly.

Angel shrugged. "I don't know. It seems simple to someone if they've lived there for seven years." She placed her head on his chest and adjusted her arm in a sling, then closed her eyes, happy to be with him again.

Sonic and Melaney were watching the two of them from a table a few feet away. Sonic shook his head. "I still don't understand how those two ended up together. You would think that one would turn down the other…"

Melaney gave him a questioning look. "Is the great Sonic the Hedgehog jealous of his best friend?"

Sonic rolled his eyes. "Yeah right. I would never go out with someone like Angel. She's stubborn, cocky-"

"Just like you," Melaney said smugly. Sonic was about to respond, but he was interrupted yet again when Chris slammed the door open.

"It's challenge time!"

Somewhere in Canada, Bony Island

A few minutes later, the contestants were off the train and standing on a small island in the middle of nowhere. There was nothing on the island except for a few trees and a giant mountain that had the face of a skull on it. "Welcome to Bony Island," Chris said to the competitors.

"Now this place again," Gwen groaned.

"Anyway," Chris continued, glaring at Gwen. "Today we'll be testing your treasure hunting skills. In order to win today's challenge, you'll have to find the following items on this list, and bring them back here before the other team." He handed a list to one person on each team.

Ash looked down at the list. "Ten Oran berries, two Rare Candies, a Premier Ball, and TM70: Flash." He looked up at Chris. "These are things from our world. How are we supposed to find them in Canada?"

"That's for you to find out, and me to enjoy," Chris said with an evil grin. "Now before you go," the contestants turned to him in interest. "Remember, don't take ANYTHING off the island, or you'll be cursed FOREVER."

Tails scoffed. "Yeah right. There's no such thing as curses."

"The last time you said that we had to fight off a creepypasta!" Melaney exclaimed.

"You mean I had to fight off a creepypasta," Angel corrected her. "And Tails, if we run in to the Tails Doll again, I'm not going to fight it for you." Phineas looked at them in curiosity.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"The Tails Doll…that sounds promising…"

Bony Island

"Ready? GO!" Chris shouted. The contestants were off, the teams going in separate directions. Chris turned to Chef. "Should we tell them about all the wild animals and stuff out there?" "Nah."

Bony Island, Team X

"I'm a great treasure hunter!" Knuckles boasted to the others as Team X walked through the woods. "I can find anything, anywhere…" he continued on, explaining how he had found so many things during his adventures.

Rouge rolled her eyes. "You know, Knucklehead, you're not the only treasure hunter here. I happen to know how to find things pretty quickly too."

"Yeah, only if it's for yourself," Knuckles said. "Besides, all you've ever wanted to find is the Chaos Emeralds. Rouge growled but said nothing.

Mike turned to Stephan and said, "What do we have to find first, anyway, Steven-"

"MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" the Trainer shouted. "Is it that hard to remember?! It's like talking to a bunch of rocks! Gah!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Stuart)
"When I win the million, I'm gonna have my name changed to…DID THEY SERIOUSLY SPELL IT WRONG IN PARENTHESES?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"

(Georgia)
"Stephen's really weird. Who cares what your name is? We all know it's Steven. Or is it Stanley? Samuel? Oh, whatever. As long as I win the million, I really don't care."

Bony Island, Team X

"Okay, okay, relax, dude," Mike said, slowly backing away from Stephan. "We're all friends here."

Iris gasped. "Look!" off in the distance, there was a small tree covered with tiny, blue berries. The others couldn't see it however.

Georgia rolled her eyes. "Wanna start making some sense, Iris? There's nothing there."

"You just can't see it because you don't have awesome vision like me. Everyone in the Village of Dragons can see that far!" Iris exclaimed.

"Really?" Georgia questioned, crossing her arms. "Tell ya what. In the spirit that we're here with SEGA, I'll race you to that tree. If there's berries, I'll give you twenty Poke bucks. Deal?"

"Deal!" Iris said. She bent down, getting in a position that would get her a head start. "I don't know the meaning of the word lose!"

"Makes sense," Georgia mocked. "You've never really been the brightest, anyway."

Iris growled. "Whatever. Go!" The two of them took off through the woods, each eager to try and beat their rival.

Trip was leaning up against a tree, a book in his hand. "All those two are gonna do is run in to some stupid animal that they can't fight off," he said without looking up.

"How do you know that?" Bianca asked curiously.

"Basic stuff," Trip simply replied, then went back to reading.

"Lucky for us I happen to have two Rare Candies right here in my backpack," Cilan said. He put down his bag and pulled out two treats, both wrapped in blue tin foil. "I was going to save it for lunchtime, but if it helps us win the challenge, I'll give them up."

"Okay," Amy said, looking down at the list. "Does anyone even know what a TM is?"

"TM stands for Technical Machine," Trip replied absentmindedly. "They're floppy disks that you make your Pokemon watch to teach them moves."

"Do you have any?" Mike asked.

"I don't need to teach my Pokemon moves," Trip said as he turned a page. "I'd rather rely on the ones they learn themselves." He looked up at the others, then froze in fear.

"What?" Mike asked.

"You might want to turn around," Trip whispered. Mike and Amy spun around, only to see a giant man-eating Venus flytrap standing behind them. It had razor sharp fangs in its drool-ridden mouth, and a pink flower that sat on its tongue.

"Larry?!" Mike exclaimed in horror.

"Oh great," Heather said sarcastically. "Not this thing again." She screamed as the plant came closer to her, trying to bite her leg off. "RUN FOR IT!" Team X ran for their lives, trying to get away from Larry.

"This has got to be the strangest thing we've ever done," Ferb said.

Bony Island, Team Y

Team Y was walking through the woods, trying their best to find the items on the list. So far, they had nothing.

"Oh my God," Angel mumbled as she looked down the list. "You can only get Premier Balls at the Poke Mart! Where are we going to find a freaking store in the middle of nowhere?"

"Maybe they're all afraid they'll be robbed by you," Eggman mumbled.

Angel growled at him. "Can you not go five seconds without picking a fight with someone? What's your problem, anyway?!"

"Oh, and you don't pick random fights with people?" Eggman shot back. "Let's not forget that the very fox that you happen to be dating is the person that you fought in the woods when the Capitol was in charge, isn't he?"

"So what?" Angel asked. "I've fought a lot of people, it doesn't mean I'm their mortal enemy forever. You however, might be an exception."

Bathroom Confessional

(Ash)
"'Doesn't mean I'm their mortal enemy forever…' so that means she might not hate me? I did come here to make things up with her…the question is, how am I going to pull it off…?"

Bony Island, Team Y

"Enough!" Blaze shouted. "Stop this foolish fighting. It's-"

"Butt out, Flareon!" Angel growled. "All you useless fire-types is get in the way. I'll fight someone if I want to, got it?" She formed a snowball in her hands and chucked it at Blaze, who dodged. Angel turned to walk away. "I'm gonna go look for those damn Oran berries. I'll see you guys later."

Blaze wouldn't let up, then quickly jumped in front of her to block her way. "You ask Eggman what his problem is, but I could ask you the same," the fire cat said calmly. "Why must you fight everyone and everything? Violence is never the answer."

Angel pushed her out of the way. "Violence has gotten me this far. I don't need someone telling me when and when I can't fight, okay?" She stormed off, freezing the grass that she stepped on.

"What's her problem?" Charmy asked after Angel was out of earshot.

"Angel has…problems with anything that has the ability to set something on fire only by using itself," Tails explained.

Ash nodded. "When she was little, she was part of Team Plasma, and she had six clones, and the leader of them was this fire hedgehog named Amber. They used to beat her up and try to kill her. Even if we didn't know her at the time, it still managed to bring bad memories for all of us," he said as he covered his eye patch with his hand.

"It must've been horrible," Misty said sympathetically. "Having people so much stronger than you gang up and attack you for no reason except for your type…"

Tails sighed. "I know the feeling."

Bony Island, Team X

"Made it!" Iris exclaimed as she touched the tree. "I told you that there're Oran Berries on this tree! Score one for Iris!"

Georgia arrived at the tree a few seconds later, gasping for breath. "Look…again…Einstein…" she panted as she pointed at the tree.

Iris looked up at the tree. Sure enough, there wasn't a single berry of any kind on it. "But…"

"Ha!" Georgia said triumphantly. "I guess your 'Village of Dragons' vision isn't that great after all!"

Iris rolled her eyes. "Whatever. It's not like you can-" she stopped when she heard something in the distance, something like a group of people screaming. "Do you hear that?"

"Of course I do," Georgia said, crossing her arms. "You don't have super hearing. Now who's screaming their head off?"

"HELP!" Stephan yelled as he rushed toward the two rivals. He put his hand on the tree for support, trying to catch his breath. "Larry…he's…chasing us…"

"Who's Larry?" Georgia asked as she raised an eyebrow. "Wait, isn't your name Larry? Why are you talking in third-"

"MY NAME IS NOT LARRY!" Stephan snapped. "DO I LOOK LIKE MY NAME IS LARRY?! NO! MY NAME IS-"

"Guys?" Iris said nervously. "I think I found the real Larry…" the other two turned around, only to see a gigantic house plant that looked like it was about to bite off their heads.

"RUN!" Stephan shouted. The three of them started to run further in to the woods, the plant right behind them.

"Why is it chasing you?!" Iris asked as the plant tried to bite at her heels.

"Maybe it's looking for some hamburger!" Georgia answered. "Ya know, a little muscle, a little fat-"

"I AM NOT FAT!" Stephan exploded.

"WELL APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT LARRY EITHER!" Georgia shot back.

"Stop bickering!" Iris said. "Look! There's a cave up ahead. Let's hide in there!" the three of them ran inside, careful not to make a sound. Larry sniffed the air, then stormed away.

Georgia let out a sigh of relief. "He's gone." She looked around the cave, then saw something round and white on the ground. "Is that…." She walked over to it and picked it up. "Yes! It's a Premier Ball!"

"Seriously?" Stephan asked.

Georgia nodded. "Now all we have to do is find those stupid Oran Berries…" she and the other stepped out of the cave. "Look! There's Oran Berries in that tree!"

"Yeah right," Iris said, rolling her eyes. "There's no way-" her jaw dropped when Georgia came back to her with ten Oran Berries in her hands.

"Huh, it looks like you're the stupid one today Iris," Georgia said in a mocking tone. "C'mon. We need to go give this stuff to Chris."

Bony Island, Team Y

"I'm a secret agent," Melaney whispered as she leaned up against a tree, forming a gun with her fingers. "Nobody can see me. I'm invisible. I-"

"What on God's Green Hill Zone are you doing?!" Tails exclaimed.

"Shh," Melaney said quickly. "I'm a secret agent." She ran over to another tree in the most obvious way possible, then leaned up against it.

"A secret agent who's seen by everyone," Sonic mumbled. He looked down at the list. "We still have to find everything…"

"I'm a secret agent!" Melaney announced from a distant tree.

Bathroom Confessional

(Tails)
"If craziness is a disease, Melaney'll have us all infected by noontime."

Bony Island, Team Y

"Yes! I found- oof!" Ash had been in a tree as well, looking for Oran Berries. He fell to the ground with a thud. "I found a Premier Ball!"

"In a tree?" Raven asked.

"Yup." Ash replied. "What else do we have to find?"

"Well, there's Rare Candies, and…what're you eating, Tails?" Sonic asked suspiciously.

Tails' eyes widened, and Sonic saw the childlike innocence in him that he hadn't seen for the longest time. He swallowed and wiped a speck of mint off of his mouth, then tried to hide a pair of candies behind his back. Gwen grabbed his hand however.

"You've got Rare Candies!" she exclaimed.

"That's what they are?" Tails asked. "They tasted really good-"

"I knew he had them!" Melaney exclaimed, running back over to the others. "I'm a secret agent! I KNOW EVERTHING…" she then tiptoed away, causing everyone to stare at her.

"Okay," Sonic said after a few seconds. "What about Oran Berries?"

Tails pointed to a bush a few yards away. "That might be them…or that's nightlock…I'm not really sure. Let's have Eggman test them!"

"Obviously the theory that eating Rare Candies will make you friendlier to humans has totally flown over your head," Eggman shot back.

"I found the Oran Berries!" Morgan said quickly, trying to prevent another fight.

"Great," Zoey said. "Now let's go bring this stuff to Chris!"

Bony Island, Chris

"Where are they?" Chris whined. "Seriously! How hard is it to find a bunch of items that aren't supposed to be here?!" A few seconds later, Teams X and Y rushed in, everyone present except for Angel. "FINALLY," Chris said impatiently. "What took you so long?!"

"Melaney's a secret agent," Tails said as he rolled his eyes. "That's what took us so long."

Chris looked at the items the teams had brought in, then looked at Georgia and Tails. "Where's TM 70?"

"Crap," Georgia said.

Tails looked at his teammates, then at Chris. "I guess I don't-"

"Don't have a girlfriend that can be on time for anything?" a voice said from above. Angel flew in from the sky, landing in front of Chris. She took something out of her pocket: TM 70. "I need some time to chill. Literally."

"But…where did you find that?" Sonic asked.

"Sonic, do you remember when I told you about my history of Team Plasma and our first mission in Castelia City?"

Sonic gasped. "The floppy disk guy?"

Angel nodded. "I wanted to throw it away, but I just couldn't…" she handed it to Chris. "Whatever. I've got the twenty others somewhere anyway."

"And Team Y wins the challenge!" Chris announced. "Team X, head to the Elimination Room. One of you is going home."

Bathroom Confessional

(Georgia)
"Iris is going home. She did NOTHING."

(Phineas)
"I don't really care who goes home tonight. But like I said before, that Tails Doll does sound interesting…"

Elimination Room, Team X

The contestants were gathered in the Elimination Room, every contestant having a cupcake but Iris and Georgia. "Contestants," Chris began. "This…is the final cupcake. Whoever-"

"Just get on with it," Shadow mumbled.

Chris rolled his eyes. "And the last cupcake goes to…" there was a long, dramatic pause. "Georgia!"

"Yes!" Georgia exclaimed.

"What?!" Iris exclaimed. "But how? There's no way-" she was cut off when Chef picked her up, then chucked her out the train.

Chris turned to the camera. "A ton of contestants remain. Who will be thrown off next? What do I have in store for the contestants? Find out next time, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Bathroom Confessional (lights off)

(Phineas)
"If I'm ever going to get rid of that deformed pest, I'm going to need some help. Can you feel the sunshine…"
The mirror in the bathroom began to glow red, and a doll with a strong resemblance to Tails and soulless black eyes popped out. Phineas grabbed the doll by the neck before it could attack.
"Listen. I am your master. You're going to do what I say. Together…we can be rid of Miles Prower…forever."

And that's Episode Six! Yay! Sorry it took so long, I've been really stressed out the past week because there was a spelling bee (which I won, yay) and then there was this stupid math project that was absolutely horrible. Worse than Magikarp! Actually my mom was quizzing me for the spelling bee, and I spelled ostracism wrong (yes Melaney, ostracism XD) and I almost burst in to tears from stress XD I'm all good though, now. If you're curious why Melaney's a secret agent, let me tell you a story. So Melaney and I were serving at Community Meals, and after that we went outside and she was tiptoeing around the outside of the building going, "I'm a secret agent!" But the funny part was that it wasn't really that secret, a ton of people saw us (the high schoolers, old folks, some random guy sitting in his car with his headlights flashing on us, just about everyone who drove down Bridge Street, etc.) so I sat there. And I laughed. Really hard XD Okay, so in other news, there's foreshadowing on the Tails Doll DUN DUN DUN XD That's all I've got to say about that. So, Q of the Week! Question: Who interviewed the tributes for the games? C'mon guys, this is easy! Anyway, please leave a review! See ya next time!