Dear dirtiest dirt face of all dirtiness,
If you didn't get the memo, you are extremely dirty. I mean, seriously! I know you villains crave power and the pain of demigods, but if the seven dont destroy you in Greece, I will PERSONALLY come over there and show you what pain really is. And if I don't beat you, then the other demigods will. If you still don't get it, YOU CANT WIN! It doesn't matter what kind of plan or pawn you have up your crusty little sleeve, YOU CAN'T WIN. Get THAT in your mud caked brain!

With the utmost hatred in the world,
Your biggest nightmare.