ok guys sorry about how long its been this chapter took forever! probably because i had to watch the movie as i was writing.
"Well, English obviously" said England quickly
"Yeah! English!" yelled America
"Japanese! Aru! Even if Japanese is not the same as Chinese it is still better than English" yelled China
"May I ask a question?" asked Japan I nod
"These jokes we wouldn't understand? Why wouldn't we understand them?"
"Well… the thing is they aren't really jokes more like references like to other shows that don't exist yet like Pokemon and honestly you guys talk so fast in the Japanese version that we would have problems reading the subtitles. Not to mention the whole thing about Britain and France… Oh! An evil grins finds its way on my face
"Oh we are soooo watching the English version now. You guys don't even have a choice now I REALLY want to find out how they react to what the narrator says about them in the English version!" I jump up and down and start laughing evilly. Finding the file in my Hetalia folder I start it up. The panting of the girl fills the room and I walk back to my seat and snuggle Canada still hyper from my fangirling. As the chase scene happened America started shaking and cried out
"No!"
"What is wrong with them, aru?!" china yelled as the police man got changed. Italy started to cry on Germany as the girl got caught and changed.
"I'm honestly scared of these guys… They look way too much like Slender man… They probably stole the idea from Slender man anyway."
"Slender man?" whispered Canada in my ear. I shiver hard.
"American myth basically those guys with out the glowing thing and in a suit… he steals children rapes and eats them…
Right!" america agreed with himself and I started giggling hard as everyone starts blaming Japan.
"Guys that's like saying whoever named the sun, the sun, created the sun. Its just stupid."
"No one asked you cheesy monkey? Your insults only get worse and worse!" laughed France
"At least mine change your still calling me the black sheep of Europe!" yelled England I laugh watching them fight in the same style as in the movie.
At Frances comment on time traveling I yell.
"Dr. Who! Its a British TV show and its really good!" England breaks away from France and asks.
"You think so?"
"Yes! I've only watched a couple eps. But most of my friends are nuts about it!" My hand reaches up on its own and I ruffle his hair. I pull away and stare at my hand.
"See! His hair is ruff!" yells France
"Shut up, you wanker!"
"No… his hair is really soft." France jerks and stares at me and then grabs England in a headlock. His free hand comes up and messes his hair. The whole time England is screaming about how he better let him go and how he is a bloody fucking idiot. We are brought back to the movie as Germany start screaming at the top of the head.
"Holy crap! We aren't listening to Germany."
"Why are we acting like that? We listen better than that on a normal day…" asks Japan
We watch as everyone starts leaving and then Canada is left in the room… I decide to blow kisses at the TV and then as the others start talking about him, I kiss him on the lips giggling at how red he went. The intro made everyone pay attention again and Italy yells
"Hey hey! Is that~a my country!"
"It sure is! In fact the Hetalia in general is about you Italy!"
Prussia starts yelling about how awesome his is and about stick and carrot the failing and then suddenly Ukraine's big boobies have almost every nation drooling even Canada couldn't seem to turn away. I grin and start to make a plan on how to have a threesome but get sidetracked on how she said my big boobies and laugh very loudly. I turn and watch Russia as Belarus starts to talk. He didn't even jump.
"Why is her voice not the same?" he asked me
"I realized that some of you have the English and some have the Japanese voice she must have the Japanese voice." He nods and my eyes widen as the devil is suddenly behind him.
"Do you like her voice better brother?" yep definitely the Japanese voice.
"I… no... dear sister. I like your voice of course, it is girly, Da?" Russia said carefully and nervous fully
"This is good Da? Now we can get married!" She tried to grab him but he jerked away and raced out of the room
"Good luck Belarus I yelled after her she stops for a second in the doorway and nods at me and then runs off screaming about Russia and marriage.
"Why did you wish her good luck? I thought you liked Russia dude!"
"Well for one I'd like to keep her on my good side and also it gave Russia a couple extra seconds to get away from her." I grin but falter under Japan's stare he looked almost angry. As the movies plays the sad faces I get up and sit next to Japan.
"What." I state
"It is nothing...do not worry yourself with me."
"No it is not nothing… you're upset with me liking Russia."
"Yes I am, and I'm aroud to feel that way."
"You are… however I think you should know that I would like to be friends with the both of you. I think your pretty cool Japan so please remember that." I move back over to Canada's side just as China started to yell.
"Suck balls! I knew fortune cookie this morning was bad luck!"
"See! China has the best lines ever!" I giggle into Canada's shoulder trying to stay happy and pay attention to the movie. My eyes stayed on the movie even as England and France start fighting over whose loss was worse
"I think France lost because he looked like that painting with the screaming man."
"Ha! Even Sam agrees with me" England yells over the movie.
The whistling of the wind fills the room and white flags are shown all over Italy.
"Vhy am I not surprised…" Germany sigh into his hands.
The Japanese government is now shown
"Why is my government so different?"
"Sorry it's because of the war…" I say quietly
"No! Romano!" Italy yelled sadly as he was changed into a Pictonian
Sweden seemed to guess what would happen ahead of time because he pulls Finnland into his lap before the beam even hits him in the show.
"Hey!" Finnland yells in surprise both at the sudden movement and at being changed on the show.
I look around at the group seeing that their faces matching the sad faces on the screen.
almost everyone deadpanned at the permanent neutrality barrier that Switzerland had.
"Big fucking cheat!" America yelled at the movie then sweat dropped at how much he was eating,
"Sorry guys.. I eat when I'm nervous…" he said quietly I reach over and pat his shoulder.
"I am Russian I know everything about snow.. VOOOODDDDKKKKKAAAAAAA!" I say happily with Russia in a deep Russian accent
America started to laugh loudly about Russia breaking his back.
The room was mostly quiet until Japan said
"No rikie" then I am stifling my giggles Japan looked hurt so I said
"Sorry its not you! See Germany's voice actor had so much trouble saying his lines during this. I swear the bloopers are just to die for we have to watch those later too!" Japan who it seemed was already cross with me over Russia was getting truly angry at me. This wasn't how I wanted it to go… I lock my eyes on the table in front of me pulling back I hide somewhat behind Canada.
"Dude! A real life alien!" Alfred yelled in shock
"Why is he bloody cursing so much!" yelled England back
I slam my head down on the table at the comment about alien porn, giggling. Canada was kind enough to ask if I was ok and to rub my shoulders.
"And of course! It works just like our internet of course!"
Everyone jumped and yelled as Spain's cafe came on and then was back on the edge of their seats until… Toni gets taken out.
"And of course you get the easy way out taken away like candy from a baby" I whisper to Canada
"Is that a mother ship?!" asked France only to be repeated in the movie too.
"And no one says anything about how awesome Japan looks with his hair blown back! Ever in any fanfiction or fandom ever." Japan blushed briefly and then seemed to remember he was mad at me.
A quiet falls over the group once more until Italy brings out the box of white picto costumes.
"NO, nonononono I will not wear such a thing!" France screamed out the small force went into the mother ship and then one of the best parts came on… France asking England to marry him! An evil grin came on to my face and I lifted it up off of the desk to grin right at France! It took him a moment but then he is blushing and England is yelling in the background about how he remembered this! I start laughing evilly as France drags England away. Unable to stop I lean on Canada heavily as Italy shows Japan his combat record all I could think of was 'facebook you're doing it wrong' My laughter stops as Canada comes on the tv. I almost say something about Canada saying his name wrong but get reminded of what Kuma said this morning. Everyone goes quiet again and listens to America and Germany talk, then
"Why did I get paired up with him!" England yelled making it hard to hear what the show was saying. England drags France into a closet. (get your mind out of the gutter!)
No one says anything as England and France Some nations gasp as Russia walks right by the pictos.
"They creep me out too Italy! I don't like it they remind me too much of Slender man!" I said again quietly hiding my face with my hands. Trying to forget about Slender man again I focused on England's speech on the show.
"And of course England just happens to have a translator app. and where did you get that? Toni? honestly! Oh well get ready this is the best part!"
"Britain, a former Colony,
but now a rather feminine but gentlemanly empire.
A small island
with a plethora of rain
France is a long time acquaintance
Who he bickers with for bickering's sake
However in their heart of hearts they love each other,
sexually.
Four voices blended together saying the same thing at the same time
"Where the hell did they get that?"
Suddenly there was fighting and shouting and I looked out at Japan who it seemed was lost in thought a bit of blood dripping out this nose.
"Oh no!" America yelled as they got caught
"God damn it I knew that commie was no good!"
Canada giggled at the pool ball effect everyone had hitting each other America was hiding behind his eyes trying not to look
"What is the likelihood?!" I yell throwing my hands in the air.
"Vhy?!" Germany said hitting his head with his palm as Italy starts singing his song.
As England starts doing to his black magic I say.
"There are a lot of creepypastas about that doll… creepy stories that is…"
Suddenly Russia comes out of the floor and America literally falls out of his chair. He blushes and fixes his chair. Thankfully Italy starts yelling about football.
"The thing is about all these random slides is that they are from past eps. Don't ask me why I don't know." I said holding my hands up
Japan starts talking about how the picto's are our guests and about the party, China gets the first chance at being a good host.
"I get better at making chinatowns, aru!" china cheered
"You really should let him eat Germany who knows when your next meal will be."
China's crushing defeat had China crying on Japan wailing about how he had never failed before!
Frances turn, again a fail.
Russia… wtf
I start giggling at Germany,
"Tall, blond and awkward" I smile happily at him. He blushes but does sent a small smile back at me, next its america
"I know how to have a good time? What am I a whore?" and I'm full out laughing again
Everything falls quiet again until the dreaded word "scones" falls from England's mouth then all of the nations react and yell about how 'that was the worst idea ever' and 'oh no what now'?!
As their faces turn blue america whimpers
"Oh god no"
"Vhy are they acting weird? Vhat does Italy have to do with it?"
"We just jumped?!" yelled alot of the nations together
As Italy starts to rant and cry and then flap his flag at England, America asks
"What does Hetalia even mean?
"Useless Italy…"
"That makes sense…"
Random giggles at England's machines and then the dreaded Jew joke…
"What is it another Jew?"
"Germany! How dare you say such a thing!" I say over everyone else. "Well just make sure it never happens again! ok?" I say this in a very teasing tone and smile at him to let him know I meant nothing… he nods and everyone seems to relax
as Austria yells at Germany I say
"Another bit from the seasons" after the cat thing I say
"Finally back to the movie!"
Germany is leaning on a tree catching his breath
Italy seems star struck by the German on the screen then quickly he sit on to the table and his hands dig into Germany's hair pulling it down so it was very much like the German in the movie
"Italy! sto-p it!"
Germany tried for a moment to fix it but the hold was gone and it just flopped right back down.
Italy's eyes were open and almost no one was watching the movie now… Japan seemed to be snapping pictures, China lightly complaining over having to hold his arm up. ( still handcuffed.)
The yelling of Sealand pulled most away from the cute scene of Italy and Germany, only Japan and I seemed to be still be watching as Italy's hands came up and held Germany's face.
Germany of course turned bright red and his mind seemed to shortcircuit as Italy's face trew closer and closer. Germany's eyes went half lidded and with the way his body slumped into Italy you would think he passed out. I get up and help Italy get out from under him before the others see.
"Sam whats a wrong with Doitsu? I just want to tell him I liked the way his hair looked…"
"Germany thought you were going to kiss him… his heart was beating so fast he had a panic attack and forgot to breathe… I do the same thing It's called hypnoaena, its not very dangerous.
"I caused this?!" he seemed to have started to panic
"No! Germany is just not used to love. If you show him and he got used to it this would fix itself… just give him time and remind him to breath before he passes out… I think its cute you have such a effect on him so quickly.
"really?" His face was scrunched up cutely and a look of determination fixed itself on his face. At this I am fight hard not to fan girl.
'Come on Sam, be a good friend, don't squeal, leave him be and go back to Canada' I scold myself. The scene with England and Japan is playing and other than France perving over England being naked, all was quiet.
"Oh! my friends are enjoying the bath too? I hope they dont bother you Igirisu-san."
"Rast day?" Japan asks clearly upset I was watching Japan closely so I noticed when he reached out with his free hand to grab a hold of China's shirt. Kawaii!
"Oh no! Im sorry japan, I woke you up!"
Soon the ship attacked Sealand and then landed as the white things came out. I almost stated something about hentai but caught myself at the last moment. I didn't want to piss Japan off even more… Germany started yelling at Italy and then Italy made a comment about the box of tomato fairy. America and Canada laughed remembering the first eps I showed them. The other nation's were confused. Everyone quieted down again as Japan started to talk about the uboats and then Germany yelled at Italy to keep watch and they moved out without telling Germany. As Italy hugs Japan, Japan said
"Prease do not do that to me Italy…" I once again had to stop myself from talking about the virgin hug thing. Then the small skit with Italy and hre began, Germany was still out of it but Italy reacted by hugging Germany.
"Oh holy shit!" America and many of the others jerk at the pictos suddenly coming back. Everyone is hyped up over the fight scene, Italy starts to cry just like in the movie, waking up Germany who hugged him back.
"Grampa Rome~a!" Italy and I said at the same time. I grin as Italy grabs the marker quickly putting faces on all of the pictos. A loud smacking sound comes from Germany he had facepalmed himself because of the face Italy gave him. Everyone starts to smile as Italy turns everyone back to normal. As the bath scene comes on a big question mark goes over my head and I state.
"I still don't understand that part…" but get sidetracked on asking because the next scene is of Italy and Germany and how tomato's explained how Italy acted.
"So if I took tomato's away do you think he would be better?" asked Germany
"Well first off no because science isn't always right. Second, you can't just take food away from someone… Third, why would you want little Italy to change and I don't believe it would be that simple." Almost no one was paying attention to the show now so most didn't understand what was up with the drawings as France talks about it being worse then the animation, I yell
"And the fourth wall has come down temporarily please hold as we reconstruct!" I heard Germany mutter to himself but couldn't make out what was said. The movie started back up and everyone was back on the edge of their seats,
"Why are they disappearing?" asked England
"Yay! Happy ending!" I yell as Italy says good bye I stop the wawawaworld ending about halfway through.
The movie now over I walk back over to Italy and whisper in his ear,
"I think we should wait for that shopping trip... I just want to go home now... We can talk about it tomorrow?"
"Si! Feel better, Sam" At some point Japan and China walk over to us.
"Eno, is Sam-san not feeling well?"
"I didn't notice anything" China agree quietly
I wonder briefly if I should tell them not because I felt weird I just, I knew Japan was mad at me, I didn't want to sound like I was trying to get sympathy.
"Well, earlier this morning this man grabbed me... I should find out what the other nations did with him." As I was talking I lifted the sleeve of my shirt to show the dark purplish hand print.
"Does that hurt sam?! Hang on I have herbal medicine to relax strained muscles!" China drags Japan off and returned rather quickly he grabs my arm and start to apply it and instantly I smell mint and a my arm starts to feel cool.
"China... do you mind if I borrow this, I umm well there's more..." he looks up startled then nods. I smile and nod.
"Sorry about this but I'm really happy you guys aren't fight too much, also I'm letting you out tomorrow. I'll have to track you two down in the morning. I walk off to go find a girl's bathroom to put the mediation on my chest and my lower back, and by the time I fixed everything almost everyone was gone. Only America and Canada and Russia was in the room.
"Are you alright, Russia? Belluris didn't catch you?"
"No I hide in closet Da?" He smiles child like at me. I nod happily
"Hey Russia are you going to keep a hold of that jerk?" America yells
"Da! We have meeting tomorrow too. So we can deal with him then." Russia kolkolkol
I ignored it and give him a hug. He stiffens but soon relaxes. I pull away and say.
"Thankyou."
so guys tomorrow i will start writing about what will happen to the molester so if you guys have ideas please share? alright? honestly ive had this done for two days and just havn't profread it sorry about that. anyway i promise the next chapter will be up by next sat. thanks guys i hope it flows alright too