Episode Nineteen: Pinwheel Forest

Episode Nineteen! Yay! Thanks for the reviews guys!

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on Total Drama Universe," Chris began. "Contestants had to bear through a crossover of Divergent and the Hunger Games, choosing their factions and forming Games alliances with the other members. When it came down to the final two, Morgan conjured up a Patronus on her first try, something even Harry Potter couldn't do. In the end, Joey messed everything up by transporting him, Morgan, and Raven out of the simulation, but, it was the Titan that went home instead. What will happen next? How many more life-risking challenges will these guys have to go through? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song I'm a single lady, I'm a single lady, Morgan has 5 kids in Social Studies)

First Class, Team X

"Yes! First Class!" Bianca cheered, flinging herself in to the couch.

Red shrugged. "We didn't really deserve it."

"What do you mean?!" Stephan asked in astonishment.

"We won because Joey turned in to the Hobbit," Red said, rolling his eyes. "The last one of us only made it to the final six! I'm not complaining though. I'd rather be in here than in sucky Loser Class."

The others agreed, except for Phineas, who was too focused on a book to listen.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I will get back at him…after everything I went through with the Tails Doll, I'm not going to give up…"

Loser Class, Team Y

"This is all your fault, Joey!" Morgan yelled, red angry sparks coming from her wand. "If you hadn't gotten that stupid Portkey, we'd be in First Class!"

"Why didn't you vote off me instead of Raven, then?!" he shot back. "Oh, that's right, because without me, you wouldn't even know what a Patronus was!"

"I would've figured it out!" she shouted. "I did it on my first try—"

"You wanna know why?!" he asked angrily. "Because you have aptitude for Amity! It was easy for you! To make a Patronus you have to be thinking happy thoughts, and that's ALL you ever think about!"

"Avada Ked—"

"DON'T KILL HIM!" Misty shouted, knowing well what she was going to do next. "I don't like him either, but we're on international television!"

"Oh please," Morgan mumbled, lowering her wand. "If they wanted to imprison people they would've already sent Angel to Azkaban," she said gesturing to Angel, who had her head placed on Tails' shoulder, the both of them fast asleep.

"That doesn't even make sense," Joey spat. "She isn't a wizard, they wouldn't send her to Azkaban—"

"Don't kid yourself," Ash butted in. "I'd hate to make fun of police, but Officer Jenny's really can't do anything. My friends and I have stopped more criminal organizations than the IQ's of all the law-enforcement officers combined."

"So…like five?" Melaney asked.

"Yeah. Like five," Ash said. "Anyway, they would send her to Azkaban if they wanted to. I'm sure they're just waiting for the right chance."

"I hope the Dementors make her pay for what she did," Misty growled. Ash was ready to contradict her when Chris burst in to the room.

"It's challenge time!"

Pinwheel Forest, Unova Region

"Welcome to Pinwheel Forest," Chris announced to the contestants. The host and competitors were all in a beautiful mossy forest, a small creek flowing through. There was tall grass everywhere inhabited by Pokemon. Sunlight filtered through the trees, circles of soft light casted on the forest floor. "Today's challenge is simple. Some people say this forest is a maze if you don't know what you're doing. So all you've got to do is spend a night here and get the entire team out of the forest by noon tomorrow without being eaten by Bug-types or getting lost and starving to death!"

"Wait," Zoey began. "Don't you think you should—"

A helicopter for Chris began to lower near the trees of the forest, a rope ladder extending down. "I can't here you!" he shouted. He grabbed the ladder and was lifted away, leaving the contestants behind.

"Great," Melaney mumbled. "Now what?"

Zoey bent down, examining a rock. "Moss points to civilization. I say we go that way," she said, pointing. The rest of Team Y shrugged, then followed her.

"What do you wanna do, Stupid?" Bianca asked cheerfully.

"I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" he exploded. "DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER GET IT RIGHT?! I—" he was cut off when a bush behind him began rustling. Moments later an eight-foot tall purple centipede emerged from the forest, extremely angry.

"Nice job, Stephen!" Trip exclaimed. "She's right, you really are stupid!" The Scolipede began charging at them, its sharp feelers ready to impale anybody. "EVERYBODY RUN!" he screamed. Team X began running away, in the opposite direction the other team had gone. They stopped after a few minutes, hidden away in the bushes.

"Is everyone here?" Red panted.

Amy looked around. "Where're Trip and Stuart?"

"And where's Bianca?" Silver asked.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Good. If those three disappear in to the woods forever, I'll be three steps closer to the million!"

Pinwheel Forest, Trip, Stephan, and Bianca

Trip stood up after tripping over a rock, rubbing his head. "Great," he muttered. "Now where are we?"

"Pinwheel Forest," Bianca replied, adjusting her hat.

He groaned. "No duh, blondie. "Where in Pinwheel Forest are we?"

"Well how am I supposed to know?" she asked, crossing her arms.

"Don't you have an X-transceiver?" he asked as he rolled his eyes.

"AAAAH!" a voice came from the trees. Stephan fell from what seemed like the sky, landing on his face. "Ow…"

Bianca gasped, bending down to help him. "Are you okay, Stephen?"

"MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" he shouted. "Gosh! Huh?" He looked around, realizing that they were lost. "How'd we get here?"

Trip jabbed a finger in to his chest. "Because SOMEONE decided to have a hissy fit near a Scolipede nest and got us lost! Now we don't know where the rest of the team is!"

"Can't we use Pokemon to find them?" Bianca asked.

Stephan laughed nervously. "Yeah, funny thing…I kinda gave them to Amy for protection…heh, hilarious…right?"

Trip grabbed him by the shirt. "YOU GAVE OUR POKEMON TO SOMEONE ELSE?!"

"Actually, I lent them to someone else," Stephan said, raising a finger. "Not exactly the same thing."

Trip facepalmed. "Whatever. Let's just set up camp."

Pinwheel Forest, Team Y

Eggman bent down, touching a spot of moss. "Zoey, my dear, this moss does not imply that we're going towards civilization. In fact, it's—"

Zoey cut him off by throwing a mud ball at his face. "Don't call me 'dear'," she growled. "I know what I'm doing."

"Well if you got this knowledge from SpongeBob, I'm leaving," Eggman grumbled, wiping the mud from his face.

"Sure, go ahead and leave, Eggman," Sonic said. "But we won't be here when Sewaddle eat your flesh."

Eggman rolled his eyes, but stayed.

"Hey, I know what we can do," Ash said as he took out a Poke Ball. "Charizard, I choose you!" the Pokemon popped out of the ball, flying high above the air. "Go try to find the edge of the forest!" It nodded, then flew off.

"Now what do we do?" Morgan asked.

"We wait," Brock stated.

"Are you kidding?!" Sonic exclaimed. "I'm not waiting that long. Why don't we just follow it?"

"Because we'll get even further lost than we already are," Misty pointed out. "Plus it's getting dark. We should probably set up camp."

Sonic rolled his eyes and said nothing more.

Pinwheel Forest, Team X

"I made soup!" Cilan announced to the others, holding his ladle high in the air. "Its flavor is as elegant as a fine wine, yet it has the spice of a cinnamon bun! It's absolutely wonder—"

"Just serve the grub, chump," Meowth said, crossing its arms. It hopped up on to one of the chairs at the table, which Cilan always seemed to be able to fit in his backpack. "I'm starving over here!"

"Now, now, let's not be hasty, Meowth," he said, holding up a finger. "A meal like this isn't grub. It's a fine meal fit for a king."

"He's so arrogant," Amy whispered to Silver.

He nodded. "Just like Sonic."

"What is that supposed to mean?!" Amy exclaimed, putting her hands on her hips.

"Oh come on, you can't say that you don't see it, do you? They sound similar, they've got the same amount of arrogance, they're full of themselves—"

"THAT'S THE SAME THING AS BEING ARROGANT!" she screamed.

"WELL IT'S TRUE!" Silver shouted.

Cilan dropped his ladle, tears in his eyes. "You guys think I'm…arrogant?" he whimpered.

Amy's voice softened. "No, that's not what we meant, Cilan, we—"

"What're you talking about?" Silver asked, totally oblivious. "Of course that's what we meant. You said it yourself."

Amy facepalmed. "You are so NAÏVE!"

"I thought you guys were my friends," Cilan sobbed. He threw the towel he was holding on to the ground. "If I'm just 'arrogant' to you, then I don't want to cook anymore!" He covered his eyes with his hands and ran in to the woods, leaving the rest of them behind.

"Nice job dolt," Meowth complained. "Now we got no food."

"Whatever," Amy muttered. "I'm going to go find him. And you're coming with me," she said, grabbing Silver's arm.

"Why do I have to come?" he asked.

"Because this is all your fault," she growled. "C'mon." She gave his arm another tug, walking in to the dense forest and leaving the others without food.

There was a few seconds of silence between Red, Meowth, and Phineas before Meowth finally said something. "Now what?"

"I guess we have to wait," Red mumbled.

Phineas groaned. "This whole challenge is a waste of time."

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Again, I could be plotting my revenge, but no, I've got to be stuck out in the middle of nowhere with these idiots!"

Pinwheel Forest, Team Y

"I'm hungry," Ash groaned. "I need food…"

Misty rolled her eyes. "We are too! And it doesn't help if you're trying to remind us every five seconds!"

"Well excuse me for—"

"FOR ARCEUS' SAKE, I'LL MAKE FOOD!" Brock exploded. "My gosh, you guys still bicker like there's no tomorrow! I thought you guys liked each other or something!"

"Couples fight, Brock," Ash shot back.

Bathroom Confessional

(Misty)

"We're…a couple?"

Pinwheel Forest, Team Y

"I KNEW IT!" Melaney exclaimed. "Pay up Joey, I win again!"

Joey sighed and handed her the five Poke dollars. "Have fun with the one Oran Berry you can buy now."

"Please don't tell me you're betting on people's relationships," Eggman muttered.

"Yup," Melaney answered. "And we're betting you'll die old and alone."

Eggman shook his head. "I'm finished talking to you two."

"I have created the camp!" Starfire announced, rushing over to the group. "Come! Let us follow the meatloaf trail!" She flew away, following a small path made of bits of meatloaf.

"Where is she getting the meatloaf?" Blaze asked.

Sonic sighed. "Let's just go." The group followed Starfire through the woods for a few minutes until they came to a small clearing in the forest. The area was a flat, circular piece of land surrounded by evergreen trees. White flowers dotted the forest floor here and there, light from the sunset reflecting off of them.

"Is this…" Ash began.

"Rumination Field," Brock finished. "It really does exist."

"I don't see anything other than a field," Morgan mumbled. "What's so great about it?"

"There's a story that a legendary Pokemon named Virizion lives here," Misty explained. "It supposedly helped save the Pokemon after a war between Pokemon and people broke out. Then it and its partners Cobalion and Terrakion scattered across the Unova region to hide from humans." Ash's stomach growled, causing her to give him an annoyed look. "Really?"

"Really," he replied, not picking up her annoyance. "Where's the camp, Starfire?"

"In this tree!" she announced. She pointed to a large evergreen near the edge of the clearing, the tallest tree in the entire forest.

"I hope she's kidding," Morgan mumbled.

Joey shrugged. "It can't be that bad." He began climbing up the tree until he was about ten feet up, then stopped. "Everything's all—" he was cut off when a bolt of lightning hit the tree, zapping him. He fell to the ground, twitching.

"So that's what the other section of the arena was!" Melaney exclaimed.

Joey stood up, recovered from the blow. "THAT IS SO STUPID!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD PLANT A TREE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STUPID FIELD JUST SO PEOPLE WOULD GET ZAPPED BY IT?! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING OUTSIDE, AND THIS STUPID TREE…"

"Joey…" Misty whispered.

"IT ZAPPED ME! THIS IS FREAKING DUMB! LIGHTNING! NOT A CLOUD IN THE—"

"JOEY TURN AROUND!" Gwen shouted. He slowly turned around and gasped at what he saw. Looming over him was a large, four-legged Pokemon. It was green and had a resemblance to a deer, standing at about seven feet tall. "W-Who's that Pokemon?" he asked quietly.

Ash's Pokedex was quick to answer. "Virizion, the Grassland Pokemon. This Pokemon fought to protect its friends. Legends about it continue to be passed down."

Virizion snorted, obviously irked by Joey's yelling.

"I think it's going to attack!" Brock exclaimed. The others began backing away, but Joey was frozen to the ground. "What're you doing?!" Brock shouted.

Within a split second, Virizion used its horns to fling Joey across the field, causing him to land at the rest of the team's feet. There was a pause that seemed to last an eternity before Morgan screamed: "RUN FOR IT!"

The others didn't need to be told twice, and neither did Virizion. The team ran straight through the woods, not paying attention to what direction they were headed. After a few minutes they finally stopped, Joey right behind them.

"I…think…we…lost it," Eggman panted. "Where are we, anyway?"

They all looked around, clueless to where they were or where they came from. "I think we're lost again," Zoey said.

Ash flopped down in the grass. "Whatever. Charizard'll come and get us in the morning…" he drifted off to sleep, causing many of the others to roll their eyes. They all lied down, however, and soon fell asleep too.

Pinwheel Forest, Stuart, Trip, and Bianca

Bianca was attempting to pitch a tent, repeatedly failing to get a good grip on the supporting poles. She turned around for a second, looking at Stephan. "Why are you staring up at the sky?" she asked.

"Someone's spelled my name wrong somewhere…" he said quietly, still scanning the starry sky.

"Well maybe if you weren't so worried about your name, we wouldn't be lost out here," Trip snapped. "Now help me with this fire." He had a pile of brush and two rocks, not getting enough of a spark to start a flame.

"Fine," Stephan said. He began walking towards Trip, but tripped on a root…

…and fell on top of the other Trainer, accidently kissing him.

Trip's eye's widened, realizing that his lips had locked on to Stephan's. "OH MY GOD!" he screamed, shoving him away. "BLECH! WHAT DID YOU—"

"WHAT DID I DO?!" Stephan exclaimed, coughing and hacking. "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT—" he cut himself off, puking in to a nearby bush. "WHY WOULD YOU KISS ME?!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FELL ON ME!" Trip yelled back.

Bathroom Confessional

(Trip)
"My life will never be the same again…"

(Stephan)
"I'm not a homosexual, I swear!"

Pinwheel Forest, Stephan, Trip, and Bianca

"It's yaoi!" Bianca exclaimed happily. "I knew there was always something going on between you two!"

"THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON!" Stephan and Trip yelled at the same time.

A second later, three distinct voices could be heard from the woods. "We're really sorry, Cilan, it's just—" Amy, Silver, and Cilan emerged from the woods, stopping when they saw the three Trainers. "What's…going on?"

"Stephan and Trip are in love!" Bianca squealed.

"It's yaoi," Cilan said dreamily, clasping his hands together.

"IT'S NOT YAOI!" Stephan and Trip screamed. Trip groaned. "Where's the rest of the stupid team?!"

"They're back where we left them," Silver said. "We should go back. You guys can plan the wedding on the way—"

"THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A WEDDING!" Stephan shouted. "God!" he stormed off in the direction Amy, Trip, and Cilan had come, as the others followed reluctantly.

Pinwheel Forest, Team Y

Ash was woken up when he felt something irritably nudge his cheek. "Not now, Pikachu…" he mumbled. "It's too early in the morning for a Pokemon battle…" He heard his number one Pokemon walk away, only to smell something a few seconds later. He sat up. "Hey, do you guys smell barbecue or something?" Feeling a pinching sensation in his leg, he looked down to see that Charizard had set his pants on fire. "AAAAH!"

The other contestants were on their feet within a split second. "What's going on?!" Melaney asked, holding her tranquillizer gun in her hands. "Who's attacking—my God, Ash, put some pants on."

Ash had thrown his jeans in to a puddle, stamping them out with his sneakers. He looked around. "Did I…wake anybody up?"

Gwen shook her head, then laid back down. "It's too early in the morning for this."

"You can't lay back down!" Ash exclaimed. "Charizard's here! It knows how to get out of here!"

"Thank God," Morgan mumbled, stretching. "Something was trying to suck the body heat out of me last night."

"Are you sure it wasn't Brock?" Sonic asked with a smirk.

"Oh shut up," she replied, then followed Charizard through the forest, the others behind her. A few minutes later, the team had reached what seemed like a path leading out of the maze of shrubs and trees, back to civilization.

"Is that it?" Ash asked.

"You should know, you were the one who went through here on your journey," Melaney said in a mocking tone. "Obviously—" she stopped when faint voices could be heard from the brush a few yards away. "Get down!" she whispered to the rest of the team.

Team X had also found the path to the edge of the forest, unaware Team Y was watching them. Cilan gasped, then ran toward a moss covered rock, hugging it. "We're saved!" he exclaimed happily.

Meowth rolled its eyes. "Really? A boulder?"

"It's not just any bolder," Cilan sniffed. "It's a rock!"

Trip would've made a snide comment, but was too traumatized by the events of the night before to say anything. The only hint he gave that he was still listening to anything was when he climbed on to the rock with the rest of the team.

"Let's go!" Cilan yelled, pointing to the sky. The boulder rocketed forward toward the finish line, almost hitting Joey and a few other Y's on the way.

"What was that?!" the red fox exclaimed, getting back up from the blow.

"It appears that they have found a rock," Starfire answered.

"Well let's go then!" Sonic shouted. They ran, following the path of the rock, until both teams were neck and neck. Chris had appeared out of what seemed like nowhere, but in reality was probably sitting at the edge of the forest, waiting the entire time.

"And almost everyone has crossed the finish line!" Chris yelled. "Well, almost."

Silver turned and looked back, only to see that Blaze was fighting to untangle herself from a large cluster of vines, her fire powers not able to keep up with their continuous growth. "Blaze!" he shouted. Flying toward her, he began to whack away the vegetation.

"Why are you helping me?" Blaze asked angrily as she caused a vine to burst in to flames. "I can do this—ugh!—myself! You're not even on my team!"

"I'm not letting you get eaten by a bunch of vines!" he growled. Using his psychic powers, he ripped the vines apart, freeing her.

"Thank you," Blaze said, not making eye contact. "Now go win the challenge for your team."

"What?" he asked in astonishment.

"You saved me, so I owe you. Go."

"Okay," Silver said reluctantly. He ran in the opposite direction, crossing the finish line.

"And Team X wins the challenge!" Chris shouted, causing the winners to cheer. Team Y, however, wasn't as pleased. "Team Y, head to the Elimination Room. One of you is going home."

Elimination Ceremony, Team Y

Team Y was gathered in the Elimination Room, Blaze and Joey the only ones without cupcakes. "Team Y," Chris began. "This…is the final cupcake. Whoever doesn't—"

"OH MY LANTA JUST GIVE THE GOD DANG CUPCAKE TO SOMEONE ALREADY!" Melaney shouted.

"Fine!" Chris snapped. "And the last cupcake goes to…Joey."

Blaze sighed. "I expected nothing else." Chef was about to pick her up and throw her off, but—

"WAIT!" a voice shouted from the doorway. Chris and the others turned to see Silver there, out of breath. "Blaze!" He ran over to her, panting. "I want to you to know, that I'm a really naïve guy—"

"I've figured that out—"

"—and that I really like you," he finished.

Blaze blinked, then smiled. "I feel the same way." Silver leaned in for a kiss, but Blaze had already jumped off the train.

Chris stepped in front of the camera. "That's one more gone! What other challenges do we have in store? How much drama can these guys take? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 19's done! Yay! Okay, I just finished Harry Potato and the Half-Blood Prince, and (spoiler alert) DUMBLEDORE DIES! NO! NO! And I don't really care anymore, because Sirius is dead too! NOO! If Harry wasn't such an idiot and had opened up that package with the mirror, he would know that Sirius wasn't in trouble, and Sirius WOULDN'T BE DEAD! OMG HARRY WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PUTZ…YOU MADE ME ALMOST FREAKING CRY…Ahem *sniff* Anyway, Q of the Week: I want your opinion on all of the OC's, so I'll ask for them one at a time: Your opinion on Melaney? Tell me in the reviews! Thanks! Oh yeah, and one more thing: I don't support yaoi AT ALL, so don't think I do. Trip and Steven accidently kissing is just for comedy, and nothing more. I'm disgusted by yaoi and yuri, especially if they end in a lemon. It's the most OOC (Out of Character) thing you can do to, not to mention it's absolutely gross. I can't stand gender-bender either. But that's just my opinion, so don't kill me for it. Anyway, remember to answer the Q of the Week in the reviews! Thanks again!