Episode 35: Boat, Dragon, and Taxi

Episode 35! Yay! Hooray for good reviews. And Gunfreak7351, do you have an account you could PM me with? I'd tell you what I was thinking, but I don't want to spoil it for others. But what you said about Meowth, yeah that'll probably happen, but in a different way. JPToony, I am writing a sequel, but not a TD one. Maybe I'll give a hint in the Author Notes at the end of the chappie… Darkshado457, I can see what you're saying about the challenge. I was trying to fight through writer's block and epically failed XD

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "Contestants had to go to Lumiose City to find Looker Tickets, which I probably should've put back where I found them. Oh well. Anyway, after Morgan freaked out about finding some Hex chick, she was thrown off for not finding her ticket. Meanwhile on the North Mountain, Melaney and Ash had to find Angel, who was threatening to go back to Team Plasma. Ash finally convinced her to come back, but this is only the beginning of all the drama! Who will win? How will Meowth keep his trap shut? Will I ever tell Chef he's supposed to get a raise?"

"What?" Chef asked, turning around. He stopped paying attention to conducting, just barely missing a train that happened to be passing by.

"Nothing…" Chris replied. "Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song YOU JUST GESTURED TO ALL OF MEEE)

First Class

Zoey Joey, Meowth and Phineas sat in First Class. Well, three of them glared at Phineas while he glared back.

Joey stopped and looked at the others. "Are we really going to spend the rest of the day glaring at each other? We're in First Class! And there's only seven of us left!"

"The sooner we get rid of the Dorito-head, the better," Zoey growled, standing up and walking away.

"I drove in to a building to glare at him…" Meowth said, narrowing its eyes.

Joey sighed. "Whatever you guys say…"

Bathroom Confessional

(Joey)
"Do you have any idea what it's like to be stuck on a train with these crazy people?! There's a walking talking Dorito, a crazy rebellion leader chick, Luke Skywalker being all like "YOU KILLED MY FATHER!", a cat that spent more than fifteen years of its life trying to nab a kid's Pikachu, the Elsa prodigy, and then there's…whatever Melaney is. How long am I supposed to put up with this?!"

(Meowth)
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to put up with JOEY?! I don't want to be within ten feet of him OR Phineas! With Phineas I don't want to get my tail ripped off, but with Joey, I don't want to get mauled by a bear because he stepped on a twig OR SOMETHING!"

Loser Class

"I can't believe I came back here," Angel growled, pacing back and forth. "I'm going to freeze myself to death, and I'm going to do it here?! No thank you! I'm voting myself off today and going to Arendelle or Icirrus City or something."

Ash rolled his eye, rubbing the eye patch. "You don't even know if Colress is alive or not. Why would you want to go back anyway? You're just going to be tortured by Ghetsis and the clones again."

"But I have my powers this time!" she exclaimed, slipping on Elsa's gloves. "And there out of control! I'd make a good weapon—"

"Do you even value your life?!" Melaney shouted, standing up. "You give it up at the Capitol, now for Team Plasma?! At least do it for a good reason! God, it's like you have a death wish or something!"

Angel scoffed. "It's not like my life means anything anyway. I was made in a lab, they can always make another—"

"Stop!" Melaney exclaimed. "Just…stop. You don't understand what that'll do to the people that care about you! There's me, Ash, Elsa, Anna, Olaf—"

Ash sighed. "The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant…it's what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

She scoffed again. "You really expect me to believe all that Mewtwo crap?"

"I'm just saying that you shouldn't do something stupid and kill yourself—"

"I'm not saying I want to be suicidal," she interrupted. "But it's true that my life doesn't mean anything. I haven't done anything useful, I've killed a ton of people…it's too late to go back and fix everything. But if I go back then I'll at least fulfill what I was made for…" She turned to the two of them. "Look, we all know I'm going to freeze to death anyway, so why even worry about it? We can't prevent it."

"An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart!" Melaney exclaimed.

"But hatred will freeze a broken heart," she countered.

"Well that's why you and Tails need to get back together," she replied. "Then you won't hate him anymore, your heart won't be broken and you won't freeze to death!"

She shook her head. "It won't work. I'd actually have to love him again…and I can't."

"You're powers haven't been working right since you guys broke up," Ash said. "Why? Weren't they working before you met?"

"My emotions have to be really messed up to get them out of control," she answered. "That's why the apocalypse happened…I was fed up with everything."

Chris suddenly burst in to the room. "It's challenge time!"

Island, Atlantic Ocean

"Welcome to an island!" Chris announced. "In the middle of nowhere. And by nowhere, I mean the Atlantic Ocean."

Joey looked around. "How did you drive the train here?"

"Do I look like a scientist to you?" the host asked in an annoyed tone.

"Obviously, not," Meowth mumbled. "You're too stupid—"

"ENOUGH MAKING FUN OF ME!" he shouted. "Okay, today's challenge will definitely be fun…for me to watch." He snickered. "Anyway, it consists of three parts. You're first task is to get from this island to Liberty Island in New York, where you'll have to scale the Statue of Liberty, where you'll have to fly a dragon to the mainland. That's where you'll have to bob for apples in the harbor. After you've got your apple, take a taxi to Times Square. First one to finish gets immunity! Any questions?"

"I got a question!" Meowth yelled. "Are you running out of challenges?! Because this looks an awful lot like the fifth episode of Total Drama World Tou—"

Chris slapped his hand over its mouth. "Nope! This is totally different. Did you watch them fly dragons? No. Didn't think so." He turned to the others. "Anyway, we've only got three boats, so you'll have to pair up." He gestured to the 'boats', which consisted of a wooden raft, a canoe, and an actual motorboat.

"I'll take—" Joey began, but Chris stopped him.

"Hold your horses," he said, holding up a piece of paper. "I already chose who you're going to be with. First group…Joey and Meowth."

Bathroom Confessional

(Meowth)
"WHAT?!"

Island, Atlantic Ocean

"Second group," Chris continued, pushing Meowth away with his shoe. "Melaney, Ash, and Zoey. So…pretty much all of the good guys left."

Angel's eyes widened. "Wait. That leaves—"

"Yup," Chris said with an evil smirk. "You and Phineas."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"With every moment that passes I hate Chris even more…"

(Phineas)
"This might actually give me a bit of an advantage…I mean I hate her with everything I've got for helping the stupid fox, but when it comes to drama she's been Chris' pet all season! If I can get her in an alliance, it'll bring me closer to Chris, and another step closer to the million!"

Island, Atlantic Ocean

Angel shook her head. "You know what? I'm not doing this. I'm leaving!" She was about to jump in to the water when Chris grabbed her by the back of her Plasma uniform.

"Not so fast," he said, pulling her back. "Here." He placed an electric collar around her neck, turning it on. He held up the remote. "If you manage to get out of a hundred foot radius of me or this remote, you'll get a teensy weensy little shock." He pressed a button, zapping her with the power of a Thunderbolt.

"Do you smell bacon?" Joey asked.

"Ow!" Angel yelled. "Really?! An electric collar?!"

He shrugged. "Well now that you don't care about being caught, I had to have some way to keep you here. And it turns out electric collars aren't illegal."

"I'm going to kill—OW! What the hell was that for?!"

"You threatened me," he said with an evil grin. "Enough talking, more shock—I mean…rowing! Get in your boats and GO!"

"Let's take the motorboat!" Joey yelled. He and Meowth jumped in, only managing to go a few yards. "What the heck is wrong with this thing?!"

"The motor's busted!" Meowth exclaimed, pounding its fist on it. It blew up in the Pokemon's face, causing him to cough. "Stupid Chris! You set this up!"

The host snickered from the island shore. "Maybe…look's like the two of you are gonna be rowing. Here's a stick."

Joey caught it and glared at him. "Really?"

Chris shrugged with a grin. "I'd get going before the other catch up. Speaking of which…"

"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" Melaney yelled, standing in the canoe. Zoey paddled while Ash pushed in the back. "C'mon Ash, use your legs!"

"Instead of yelling at me, can't you help?!" he exclaimed.

Melaney rolled her eyes. "Fine." She jumped in the water, helping him push. "We're never going to win doing this!"

"Not true," Ash grunted. "We've got more people than the other teams…" He gave a huge push, causing them to pass Joey and Meowth.

"Hey!" Meowth yelled.

Chris laughed on shore, then turned to Phineas and Angel. "Y'know, even if you have the sucky raft, you still have to go."

"I'm not leaving this spot!" Angel declared, sitting down on a rock. "If people want to vote me off, then they can. I'm going home today, I swear it!"

The host shrugged at Phineas. "I can't stop her from doing that, man. She's your problem now."

He groaned, then snatched the remote from Chris' hand and pressed the button.

"Ouch!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I can't seem too friendly when I spring the alliance deal on her or she'll suspect something. Or maybe even freeze me to death. Either way, I'm going to use her, then vote her off and win the million."

Island, Atlantic Ocean

"Let's go," Phineas growled. Angel quickly stood up, grabbed the collar of his shirt, and socked him in the mouth. He pressed the button again, causing her to scream in pain. "I'm not losing because of you," he snapped.

"Actually, I'd be honored to be the cause of your downfall," she said with a glare. "I'll save the other five the bull they'd have to go through with you!"

"That's it, I'm going myself," Phineas said, approaching the raft.

"Uh, you can't, actually," Chris said with an evil grin. "Either finish with your partner, or don't finish at all. It's real simple."

Angel sat down on the rock again. "Works for me."

The host rolled his eyes. "Okay, obviously we're not getting anywhere here." He took out Angel's contract and scribbled something down on it. "Do the challenge or you're stuck on this show as an intern with NO chance of winning a million dollars."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I hate this show and Chris and Phineas and people and…ugh. I can't wait to go home…"

Island, Atlantic Ocean

Phineas smirked and tossed Chris the remote, joining Angel on the raft. Chris waited until the two were about thirty yards in to the water, then turned to Chef. "Watch this," he snickered, taking one step back. Angel screamed in the distance, suffering from a shock. The host snickered again. "I love my job."

Angel glared at Phineas. "You know I'd rather die than have to work with you," she snapped.

"The feeling's mutual," he replied. "Speaking of which, I have a deal to offer you."

She scoffed. "Yeah right. I'd kiss Dumb and Dumber over there before agreeing to anything you've got to say." She jerked her head in the direction of Joey and Meowth, who had tackled each other out of their boat and fallen in to the water.

Phineas rolled his eyes. "What I was thinking was that you and me make an alliance and go to the final two."

Angel burst out in to a fit of laughter, clutching her sides. After a few seconds she looked up to see him glaring at her. "Oh. You're serious." She cleared her throat and sat up. "Whatever. It's not going to happen."

"C'mon," he said. "With my brains and your brawn—"

She scoffed. "Excuse me? I'd be the brains, brawn, and the beauty. You'd be the guy that does the stuff that I don't want to do. Besides, why would I make an alliance with you anyway? All you've caused me is pain and annoyance."

"I was trying to hurt Tails, not you," he said, rowing past Joey and Meowth. "You just happened to be in the way—"

"You tried to decapitate me at Mt. Moon!" she exclaimed.

"Again, you were in the way," he said with annoyance. "And when it comes to him, you should be thanking me! I mean, he dumped you for Amy. That's gotta hurt. When I hurt him, it's kinda like I was getting payback for you in advance."

Angel winced.

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Well he's definitely right about Tails…oh, what am I saying?! Relationship or not, there's no WAY I'm going to be controlled by some jerk again!"

(Phineas)
"She'll come around at some point, I'm sure. I just have to keep pushing on her weaknesses…emotional or physical."

Raft, Phineas and Angel

Regaining her composure, she scoffed. "Whatever. You hurt him because you wanted revenge. Besides, I don't trust you. I bet there's some scheme going on here…so no. Take your alliance request and go shove it up your—"

"Has anyone ever told you how pretty you are when you're angry?" he asked in a seductive tone. The next thing he knew he was getting whacked in the crotch by the butt end of her spear. "Ow…"

She pulled him up by the collar of his shirt so that he was only an inch from her face. "If you want to keep your kiwis, I suggest you drop the flattery and good guy act, and row the damn raft." She dropped him, then turned around and walked as far away as possible.

Phineas growled and cursed under his breath, then finally stood up and began rowing again. "You'll pay for all of this…"

Statue of Liberty, Ash, Zoey, and Melaney

"We made it here first!" Melaney said excitedly. They all stared at the statue of copper and iron, towering three hundred feet over them. "Let's take the stairs!" she exclaimed, pointing to an entrance. They began running, but Chris flew in with his jetpack.

"Not so fast," he said with a grin. "You gotta climb the thing."

"You're kidding," Ash groaned.

"Here's a rope," the host said, tossing him a two foot long piece of string. "Have fun!" he yelled, flying away.

Ash shrugged and tossed the rope away.

"What're you doing?" Zoey asked.

He ignored her and took out a Poke Ball. "Charizard, I choose you!" The large winged-lizard popped out, allowing the three to climb on its back. "Up to the top, Charizard!" he yelled. It nodded, beginning to fly the three to the crown.

Chris laughed from the air, pulling out his walkie talkie. "Chef, you know what to do."

Chef stood on top of the statue, a pile of boulders behind him. He picked one up and flung it at the group, almost knocking them out of the air.

"Dodge, Charizard, dodge!" Ash shouted. The Pokemon flew straight up, headbutting through one of the falling rocks. "Hey, watch what you're doing!" the Trainer yelled, half to Chef and half to his Pokemon.

Chef growled from the top of the statue. "No one, and I mean no one, is gonna get up here!" He grabbed the biggest rock yet, hurling it at the trio. The three of them managed to grab one of the rods protruding from Lady Liberty's crown before falling to their dooms.

"Return," Ash said, bringing his Pokemon back in to its Poke Ball. The three of them climbed on to the top of the statue, facing Chef.

The cook growled. "FINE! BURPY, TAKE IT FROM HERE!"

"Uh, it's Hiccup, actually," a young boy said as he walked away. He shook his head. "I can't believe I'm doing this…" he looked up at the three contestants. "Hi everyone. My name is Hiccup and today…you'll be riding dragons." He placed his hand on a black dragon next to him, its green cat-eyes staring at the trio. "The most important thing about dragon training is having a sense of trust—why can't they just watch the movie?" he asked suddenly, turning to Chef.

He shrugged. "I don't know, ask Chris! Besides, what are they gonna learn from watchin' something?"

"Well, the movie is called How To Train Your—"

"JUST EXPLAIN THE DANG CHALLENGE!"

"Okay, okay!" Hiccup said quickly. "Dragons are a lot like Pokemon…from what I've heard. If you have a strong bond and trust, you can count on them for pretty much everything. I don't know how Chris expects you guys to master this within five minutes but…"

Zoey approached a green two-headed dragon, both heads staring her in the eye. She patted one of the heads with one hand, then the other head with the other. "You seem sweet," she said quietly.

"Hideous Zippleback," Hiccup said, walking over to it. "Six shots, fire power of fourteen, and one of the biggest dragons in the medium size class. The only problem is the heads—" the two heads suddenly attempted to go in different directions, causing a cry to emit from them. "Tend to disagree," he finished. "So do you guys want this one?"

"Yes," Zoey said quickly, climbing on to the back of one of the heads. Melaney climbed on to the other.

"So where do I sit?!" Ash exclaimed.

"You sit on the butt," Melaney replied nonchalantly.

Ash groaned, then sat down on its back. "Fine just go-WHOA!" the dragon had already taken off high in to the air, leaving the Trainer dangling by its foot.

Meanwhile, Angel and Phineas were standing at the bottom of the statue. He turned and looked at her. "Fly us up there."

She scoffed. "Yeah right. Build a jetpack or something yourself, nerd." She was about to fly away, but he grabbed her by the foot and dragged her down. "Hey!"

"We need to get up there together," he snapped. "Now fly me up there."

"Fine!" she growled. She kicked him where the sun doesn't shine, grabbed his wrist, formed her snowflake, then began flying upwards.

"It's show time!" Chef yelled from Lady Liberty's crown. He began hurling boulders down on them again, Angel using Phineas as a meat shield.

"Ow!" he yelled, taking a rock to the face. "What the hell are you doing?!"

She groaned, smashing a rock to a million pieces with her metal foot. "If you want my help then obviously you'll have to prove your usefulness!"

He elbowed her in the collar, zapping her. "Ouch!" She gritted her teeth, then flung him to the top. "I won't let you control me without getting something back first!" She flew to the top, knocking Chef out of the way.

Bathroom Confessional

(Chef)
"These crazy kids are gonna be the death of me. Don't they realize that it's Chris' fault that they're gettin' rocks flung at 'em?!"

Statue of Liberty, Phineas and Angel

"Hiccup?!" Angel exclaimed. "What are you doing here?!"

The Viking winced as he heard the Zippleback blow something up in the distance. "Hosting a challenge against my own will," he said bluntly.

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I really don't trust that many people anymore…not that I did in the first place… but I have to trust Hiccup. You can't just forget a person that saved you after you blew up a whole world, right?"

Statue of Liberty, Phineas and Angel

"So how's the leg?" Hiccup asked.

She stomped on Phineas' foot as hard as possible. "It works great!" she exclaimed. She walked over to Toothless and touched his nose. "How's my favorite dragon?" she whispered. Toothless snorted at her cold touch and walked away. "Oh the irony," she said, crossing her arms. "How you live where it snows nine months a year and it hails the other three, yet you can't stand be touched by someone with ice powers."

Hiccup grinned and rolled his eyes. "That's logic from your world. Dragon-types living near cold towns in the north—"

"Can we get on with the challenge?!" Phineas snapped.

"Fine," Angel retorted. She walked up to a blue dragon, wary of its spiked tail. "We'll take the Deadly Nadder," she said, touching its nose. "Dorito head can ride on the spikes. I'll sit on its back." She climbed on, causing the dragon to flinch. "Oh stop it," she said, only half joking. Phineas climbed on behind her.

"Okay," Hiccup said. He turned to Angel. "Listen, there's something you should know about Phineas," he whispered. "He's—"

"GO!" Phineas yelled, kicking the dragon in the side. It roared, then went flying through the air.

Hiccup sighed. "—the one who made you break up with Tails," he finished. "Ow!" he yelled, getting hit in the side of the head with a rock. He turned and looked at Chef. "Was that really necessary?"

He shrugged. "Chris told me to throw a rock at you if you disrupt the drama." He looked down over the side of the statue to see Joey and Meowth climbing up. "Eat this!" he yelled, chucking a rock at them. Meowth took a plummet to the ground, taking Joey with it. Chef turned back to Hiccup. "Either way, I don't care about what happens to them. If two contestants never get back together, it doesn't affect how much—STAY DOWN THERE!" he chucked another rock at Dumb and Dumber.

Hiccup rolled his eyes. "Thank you. For your very unneeded opinion." He sighed in annoyance as Joey and Meowth finally reached the top. "Okay, here's the deal. You guys need to choose a—"

"AAAAAH!" Meowth screamed, holding its tail. A fat brown dragon—a Gronckle—had set it on fire. "MY TAIL'S ON FIRE!"

The Viking groaned. "Just…take the dragon." Joey grabbed Meowth and threw it on the Gronckle's back, then flew away. "Thank Thor they're gone," he said with a sigh.

"At least you don't have to be with these kids for seven seasons," Chef groaned.

"Aren't you guys supposed to be filming Pakawhatever Island right now?" Hiccup asked.

Chef shrugged. "Do I look like I know how time travel works? Besides, the kids over there are ten times worse."

He sighed. "I don't see how that's possible but…whatever." He climbed on to Toothless and flew away.

New York, Harbor

Melaney, Zoey, and Ash were on the Zippleback, flying over the ocean. Zoey gasped. "There's the harbor!" She pointed to a port along the edge of the city, surrounded by boats. "Now how do we get down?"

The two heads exchanged glances, then flipped in the air and dumped the three off. Melaney and Zoey landed in the water, but Ash was less fortunate and landed smack in the middle of a dock. "Ow."

Zoey and Melaney climbed on next to him, soaked. "We're supposed to be bobbing for apples or something, right?" Zoey asked.

Melaney nodded. "There's one over there!" she stuck her head in the water, pulling it out. "It's hollow," she commented. "And…not an apple. It's a cherry."

"Thank Arceus, I'm starving over here," Ash said. He bit in to it, chipping one of his teeth and cracking it open, causing a wallet to fall out. "Ow," he whispered again.

Zoey picked up the wallet. "There's cash in it!" she exclaimed. "Cash for—"

"—a taxi!" Melaney finished. She grabbed Ash's arm and yanked him upright. "C'mon, we need to get to Time's Square." They ran in to the city and approached the nearest yellow cab.

"Excuse me," Zoey began. "Can you—"

Melaney shot the driver with tranquillizer, knocking him out.

"Melaney!" Zoey and Ash yelled.

"What?" she asked. "Now we don't have to pay." She got in the driver's seat while Zoey took the passenger's and Ash took the back. "Let's go!" she yelled, flooring the gas, causing them to drive over the sidewalk and almost hit multiple people.

"When the heck did you get your driver's license?!" Ash shouted, clinging to his seat. Melaney had taken a shortcut through an alley by driving on the side of a wall.

"Driver's what?" she shouted over her shoulder. The car had just jumped over an unfinished bridge, landing "safely" on the other side. She scoffed. "I live on a race track! I don't need a driver's license!"

The real taxi driver happened to wake up, only to realize that they were driving on the roof of a building. He screamed, causing Melaney to be more thrown off track than ever, sending them crashing in to the ground.

The three climbed out of the car, which was impossible to drive now. "C'mon," Zoey said encouragingly. "Time's Square is only ten miles away! We'll just push the car!"

"We can't do that!" Melaney exclaimed.

"If we use Pokemon we can," Ash said, taking out his Poke Balls. "Charizard, Snivy, Oshawott, Unfezant, Leavanny, come on out!" Five Pokemon popped out—the flying lizard from earlier, a small grass snake and otter, a female pheasant, and a leafy bug. "Help us push the car, you guys!" Pikachu hopped down from his Trainer's shoulder as well and began to push along with them.

"Wait, you had all these Pokemon this whole time?!" Melaney exclaimed. "Why didn't you make them help us get across the freakin' ocean?!"

Ash facepalmed.

New York Harbor, Phineas and Angel

"We're almost there," Angel whispered to the Deadly Nadder. They were only a few hundred feet away from the dock. "You can dump us off now. I can fly…but the Dorito head over there can't." The Nadder snorted, then flipped itself over and dumped them in to the ocean below. Angel was able to catch herself in the air, but Phineas was less lucky and took a belly flop in to the water.

Angel snickered, landing on the dock. "Sucks to be you."

He coughed up saltwater as he surfaced. "Not for so long though. You have to go bob for apples now."

She rolled her eyes and stuck her head in the water, pulling out an 'apple'. She quickly spit it out on the dock, her face turning red from allergies. "That's not an apple! That's a cherry! CHRIS!"

Chris flew in with his jetpack, laughing. "I love my job!"

"Why would you do that?!" she coughed.

"Because you don't have to money to sue me for death of allergy," he said with a smirk.

"I will if I win the million," she snapped.

He shrugged. "Whatever gets you to stick around on the show," he flew away as she gasped, realizing what she had just said.

Phineas walked up behind her, holding a bottle of medicine in his hand. "You know I have the antidote right here," he said tauntingly.

"How did you get that?" she rasped, trying to sit up.

He shrugged. "Stole it from Brock before he was thrown off." Angel tried to snatch it from him, but he held it out of arm's reach. "Upupupup," he teased. "Alliance first."

"Never," she spat.

"Fine," he said, pocketing the medicine. "Die then."

She coughed, noticing that the ice forming around her was starting to have a pinkish tint. Was she really going to die because she refused to be in an alliance with him? "Fine," she sighed. "You can have your damn alliance." He tossed her the bottle, allowing her to drink what was needed. She stood up and pointed at him. "But there better not be any funny business or I'll break your face like the Doritos at the bottom of a bag!"

"You have my word," he promised.

She scoffed. "You're word isn't worth the Dorito's at the bottom of the bag either…"

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Perfect! I have her right where I want her. You know what they say: Keep your friends close—"

(Angel)
"—and your enemies closer. Of course I know he's trying to play me! The only thing to do is play him back…I'll keep him around for a little while longer, then dump him off. Besides, with this whole freezing thing, I probably won't even last until the end of the competition. I'll just have to savor the time I spend torturing him."

New York Harbor, Phineas and Angel

Angel stomped on the hollow cherry, cracking it open. "There's money in it," she said, picking up the wallet. "For the taxi maybe?"

Phineas scoffed. "We don't need money for it with this." He held up a wrench as the two began walking toward the nearest taxi. "You freeze him while I—"

She shoved him out of the way. "Don't try to tell me what to do." She formed her spear in to a gun, then walked up to the driver and pointed it at him. "You, get out of the car."

"W-What?" he stuttered, looking like he could pee his pants.

Angel jerked her head toward the road. "You heard me. Get out."

He slowly opened the door, then ran away with his hands in the air. Angel grinned. "That's how we roll in the shire." She turned to Phineas. "What are you doing back there?"

He closed the hood of the car. "Making a couple modifications." He got in the driver's seat while she got in the passenger's. "Get ready." He started it up, causing them to disappear in to thin air.

New York Time's Square, Melaney, Ash and Zoey

Melaney, Ash, and Zoey were only a few centimeters away from the finish line, where Chris sat in his lawn chair drinking soda. "You know you could move a little faster," he said in a bored tone.

"Almost there," Zoey grunted. Just when they were a single centimeter away, Phineas and Angel's taxi teleported across the finish line.

"And Phineas and Angel win the challenge and get immunity!" Chris yelled, standing up.

"What?!" Melaney exclaimed.

"We were so close," Ash groaned.

"Head to—wait," Chris said, stopping himself. "Where's Joey and Meowth?" A sudden screaming noise came from the air, the two of them being dropped on the ground by the Gronckle. "There they are! Okay, everyone head to the Elimination Room. One of you is going home."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I really don't care if he has immunity. I vote for Phineas."

(Phineas)
"I vote Meowth."

(Zoey)
"Seriously?! One centimeter?! I vote for Phineas, only because I can't vote for Chris. Wait, can I?"

(Melaney)
"Well Ash and I have immunity from yesterday, so I really don't care but…I'll just vote off Joey."

(Meowth)
"Do I even need to explain?!"

(Joey)
"I'm voting off the stupid cat."

(Ash)
"I guess all the votes that are actually going to count are either for Meowth or Joey…hmm…"

Elimination Ceremony

"Okay," Chris began, holding a plate of cupcakes. "Let's see who voted for who." He frowned. "Why do I have two votes for Phineas even though he has immunity?"

"He's annoying," Zoey and Angel answered.

Chris shrugged. "One vote for Meowth, one vote for Joey, another one for Meowth, another for Joey, and the last one is for…Joey."

"What?!" Joey exclaimed.

Chris tossed the cupcakes to the other players. "Yup, you're going home. PERMANENTLY this time." Chef tossed Joey off the train while Chris turned to the camera. "We're down to the final six. Who will fly high? Who will get kicked off the train? Will Angel find out about what Phineas really did to her? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 35's done! Yay! Sorry it took forever to update, my rabbit died this morning :'( Anyway, is anyone watching Total Drama Pakawhatever Island? It's been okay so far, but a lot of the characters are REALLY REALLY ANNOYING. Like Sugar, Ella, and friggin Leonard. And seriously, that dude that looks like Wreck-It-Ralph is just like Brock! I mean what the heck?! The only promising thing I see here is SkyxDave and maybe Jasmine and Samey's friendship, and maybe even Shawn even though he annoys me sometimes. Everything else can go die in a hole. It's not because I hate that they keep changing characters every generation (oh look it's the Pokemon anime all over again), it's because the characters are becoming flat. Who else thinks Beardo was just added for numbers? I do. They were starting to get flat in season four too. I love Zoey, don't get me wrong, but without Mike she doesn't have much going for her except for Commando Zoey. And B didn't have any depth AT ALL. Okay I'm going to stop ranting right here. So Q of the Week: I need your opinion on the whole Phineas and Angel alliance thing. I was just typing and then BAM the idea hit me in the head. And keep up with the good reviews! JPToony, you should keep your reviews that long! It was awesome to read.

Now on a slightly different topic, I need to address something again…werewolf99. Seriously dude, you honestly can't write a decent review? All you did was string a bunch of crappy reviews together! I seriously think that you're a troll. As for your characters, Maverick the guest reviewer wrote out a whole friggin 1000 words on one of Gold's story's to help you see the flaws in your characters, but you dismissed it and keep saying that you're not getting help from "hate club members". I made my OC's and I didn't need any help! Why do you need it? You're OC's are plain HORRIBLE, GARY STU's. And it's not the writer who judges if a character is a Gary Stu, it's the reader. So stop saying they aren't. If a reader told me that Morgan was a Mary Sue (now that I think about it she kind of is) I would accept that and actually try to IMPROVE her. Oh yeah, and DON'T SPAM YOUR DAMN OC'S IN THE SONIC AND FROZEN CROSSOVER SECTION. And if an outside source (anyone but you) calls it spam, IT'S SPAM. I don't care if you screw around in Sonic and Mario or Sonic and Divergent or SONIC AND COURAGE THE FRIGGIN COWARDLY DOG, but when you go near Frozen, THAT'S where I draw the line. If you're characters are ever in a Frozen story, I hope Hans escapes prison and decapitates them. Really, I do. So you either write a decent review THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE or don't review my stories at all. And if you leave my stories forever, GOOD FREAKING RIDDANCE! I won't miss you, and I don't think anyone else would! Good day to you, SPAMMER!

As for the rest of you, you can think I'm mean for saying that, it's your opinion and I'll respect it. But I just needed to get that all out. Thank you.

Oh yeah, and I promised everyone a hint about the sequel, but unfortunately you'll only be able to see it if you have Pokemon X or Y. Well as you all know, Team Flare was trying to use a 3000 year old ultimate weapon that was supposed to bring dead Pokemon back to life so they could make the world beautiful or something. I don't know. Anyway, there's this backpacker on Route 10 (the route with a bunch of rocks on it) that says "A few years back, a really strange dude named Colress told me that these big stones emit some special kind of energy." So Colress was in Kalos. Where there was an ultimate weapon. Remember to review! BYE BYE!