Episode Thirty-Seven: Find the Computer Room!

Episode 37! Yay! Congratulations, werewolf99, your review has been deleted along with all of your stupidity! Okay, so this challenge was suggested by Darkshado457! Thanks :D

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "Contestants were sent to Glitch City to find a stupid intern that no one cares about. Anyway, after a certain someone released three Missingno, they had to fight them off while competing in the challenge. Things happened—Angel revealed the real reason for her wanting to leave the show. Melaney and Zoey made an alliance. Meowth almost spilled the beans about Dinkleberg. After Phineas tampered with the votes, Ash was thrown off during a tie breaker. It's down to the final five. Who will be thrown off next? What challenges do we have in store? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song It's A Whole New Place, With A Brand New Attitude, But You Still Gotta Catch 'Em All!)

First Class

Melaney watched Zoey pace back and forth across the room. "We need to get rid of Phineas," she said. "I could've sworn that it should've worked yesterday! In fact the only way it could've been a tie breaker is if…" her eyes widened. "Ash voted off himself."

"So what are you saying?" she asked, getting off the couch. "That he threw the challenge just to get off the show?"

Zoey shook her head. "Someone messed with our votes! And I think I know who…" her eyes wandered to the door separating them from Loser Class. "He's not going to get away with it."

Melaney shrugged. "Why are you so upset about it? I mean yeah, he hurt our team a lot, but not you specifically."

"I think he's the reason why my friends didn't last as long as I thought they would," she replied. "And you should be upset most of all! He's probably the reason why Sonic was voted off!"

"What?!" Melaney exclaimed.

"I thought you knew," Zoey replied. "Well, you weren't there for the elimination on Yoshi's Island, but somehow Sonic got voted off. I'm guessing it was Phineas' way to hurt Tails even more."

"So that little jerk is the reason why I literally spent two seconds with my boyfriend before he was shoved off a cliff?!" she asked angrily. She grabbed a small bag of Doritos on the counter and crushed it with her fist. "He will pay…"

Loser Class

Meowth cleared its throat, trying to get through the awkward tension almost visible between Angel and Phineas. "So…" it started quietly. "We're all in the final fi—"

"I know you messed with the votes!" Angel said suddenly, standing up and pointing at Phineas. "It's because of you that Ash is gone! What the hell kind of alliance do you think this is?!"

"You said it yourself, I can't affect who you vote for," he snapped, standing up as well.

"So you change someone else's vote?!" she exclaimed. "What did Ash ever do to you?!"

"He was useless," he replied casually. "I'm only interested in keeping around people who I can actually benefit from."

"Like me?" she asked, narrowing her eyes.

He shrugged. "Yeah, like you. But it's not like you aren't getting anything back. You get my brains, I get your brawn. It makes us unstoppable."

"Uh, wrong," she corrected him. "People might start trying to take out me because I'm working with you! They'll think it will make you easier to take down!"

"And I care because…"

She kneed him in the crotch, causing him to drop down to the ground. "Because without me, you'd be dead by now."

Meowth cleared its throat again. "And the awkwardness continues…"

Chris burst in to the room, completely ignoring how much pain Phineas was in. "It's challenge time!"

Sony Picture Studios, California

"Welcome to Sony Picture Studios," Chris said to the final five. They were in a room set up for a game show, five podiums for the contestants, and one for where the host would stand. "In other words, where Jeopardy is filmed."

"Running out of places of your own to film in, Chris?" Phineas asked, crossing his arms.

Chris glared at her, but continued anyway. "Today's challenge is split in to two parts. The first part will consist of you wearing electric shock collars, and me asking you various trivia questions about Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Total Drama. Every time you get an answer wrong, I get to zap you."

Angel scoffed as Chef put collars on the others. "Big deal. I've been dealing with this collar crap for the last two days! I don't care."

"About that," Chris said with a smirk. "Everyone else will have a collar with the power of a Thunderbolt. You, however…you'll have one with the power of Thunder."

"What?!" she exclaimed, watching Chef make adjustments to her collar. "But that's not fair!"

"Has anything on this show ever been fair?" Chris asked, raising an eyebrow. He turned to the others. "The winner of the first challenge will have a distinct advantage and a head start in the second, which I'll explain later. Any questions?" No one bothered. "Great! Now go stand behind the podium thingies."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I am so sick of the electric collars and all of these stupid challenges. If I leave this show with nothing, I'm going to kill somebody."

Sony Pictures Studios

"First question," Chris began. "In season one of Total Drama, what was Tyler's greatest fear?"

Zoey smacked her buzzer immediately. "Chickens," she answered.

"Correct," Chris replied. "Next question. When breeding, which Pokemon can be bred with any non-legendary, whether it be male, female, or genderless?"

Angel answered immediately. "Ditto."

"Yup," Chris said. "Zoey and Angel both have one point. Next up. What year and video game was Tails introduced in?"

"1992, Sonic the Hedgehog 2," Phineas said instantly.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I believe in knowing as much about the enemy as possible. Even if that means memorizing ever painstaking little detail."

(Angel)
"If Phineas thinks he knows Tails better than I do, he couldn't be more wrong. No one knows my little kitsune—I mean…my…stupid ex-boyfriend better than I do. He is not my little kitsune…anymore…"

Sony Picture Studios

"Okay, that's kind of creepy…but, whatever," Chris said with a shrug. "Phineas gets a point. Next question. In what episode of Pokemon did Team Rocket try to steal the secret scent from the Celadon Gym?"

"A Pokemon Scent-sation!" Meowth answered. "And that's where I realized that the cartoonists forgot to give me a nose."

"So you pretty much went through the fourth wall with a wrecking ball," Melaney stated.

"I CAME IN LIKE A POKE BALL—"

"Enough singing, Meowth," Chris said bluntly. "Still, you get a point. That means you, Zoey, Phineas, and Angel each have one point while Melaney has squat."

"I don't know the answer to any of these!" she exclaimed.

Chris snickered. "That's the funny part. Next question. What was the first Pokemon Ash—"

"Caterpie," Angel said quickly. The collar zapped her with more voltage than usual. "Ow!" she yelled. "How is that wrong?!" she asked angrily.

"If you had let me finish, you would've known I was asking for the first Pokemon Ash had ever TRADED," he replied in an annoyed tone.

"Butterfree!" Meowth shouted.

"And that's another point for Meowth," Chris said.

Angel growled. "But that's just the evolved form of it! THEY'RE THE SAME POKEMON—"

"Don't care," Chris said, ignoring her. "Next question. What is the only Pokemon in existence to have the ability Wonder Guard?" Melaney smacked the buzzer. "Melaney?"

"I don't know," she said after a few seconds. "I panicked." The collar zapped her. "Ow."

Angel rolled her eyes. "Shedinja."

"Point for Angel!" Chris said. "Next one's about Total Drama. Who were the two finalists in World Tour?"

"Heather and Alejandro," Phineas said before Zoey could even open her mouth.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I studied up on some of the villains on the show too. I gotta say that Scarlett girl for next season…she's my kinda girl."

Sony Studios, California

"Correct," Chris said. "Another point for Phineas. Next one. How much did James pay for the Magikarp on the St Anne?"

"300 dollars!" Meowth shouted. "And he used some of Jessie's money to do it."

"Bingo," Chris said. "Meowth gets another point."

"Why are half of the Pokemon questions about Team Rocket?" Angel snapped. "The show wasn't about them!"

Chris growled at her, then zapped all five of them. "I really don't care. Next question. Who was the winner of TDROTI in America?"

"Lightning!" Zoey said quickly.

"Exactly," he replied. "So far Phineas, Angel, and Zoey have two points, Meowth has three, and Melaney has squat. Again. Next question. Who was the first Sonic character to fly?"

"Tails," Phineas and Angel said at the same time.

Chris shrugged, then zapped the both of them.

"What was that for?!" Angel exclaimed.

"It was a tie," he replied with a grin. "Neither of you get a point, so I figured I'd zap you. Next question. What did Ash and his friends do with Team Rocket at sea when they thought they were dead?"

Angel groaned at another Team Rocket question, causing Chris to zap her. "OW!"

"They tried to give us a burial at sea!" Meowth answered.

"Correct!" Chris said. "Next up. What internet browser does Colress' hair look like?"

"Finally, a question I can answer," Angel said in relief. "Internet Explorer."

Chris shrugged. "Sure, why not. Angel gets a point. Next question! How many whole Chaos Emeralds are there?"

"Seven!" Angel answered. The electric collar zapped her immediately. "What?! How is that wrong?!"

"Six!" Melaney shouted.

"Correct," Chris said. "I said whole Chaos Emerald. After your little incident in Twist Mountain ten years ago, there's been an emerald split in half. How could you get that question WRONG? Half's of it's in your ARM!

"Maybe I can't feel my arm because I've been zapped too many times today!" she snapped.

Chris rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Last and final question. How old am I?"

"65!" Melaney yelled.

"83!" Angel answered.

"54!" Zoey exclaimed.

"Too old to be sane…" Phineas muttered.

Chris growled, then zapped the four of them. "I am NOT that old, NOT EVEN CLOSE!"

"I know!" Meowth shouted. "You're 36! I did the math!"

"Correct," the host answered. "Meowth has five points and wins the first challenge!"

"YES!" Meowth yelled. "I won!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I got zapped to have that stupid cat win?! I'm going to kill Chris…"

Sony Pictures Studios

"The second part of the challenge is simple," Chris began. "Somewhere in this building, there's a DVD that contains information about the season that you are all unaware of. Maybe you want to know why someone was eliminated. Maybe you want to know the key to bringing a certain player down. Maybe you even want to know why you were cheated on by a former competitor. Whatever you want to know, it's all on the DVD. All you need to do is—"

"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" Vector's voice shouted over the PA.

"Yes," Chris said dully. "Find the computer room. The DVD will be in there somewhere. Whoever finds it and plays it first gets immunity. Meowth, you won the challenge, so you get this." He tossed it a map of the building, hitting it in the face.

"But it's written in Japanese!" it protested.

Chris shrugged. "Pokemon's from Japan, so you should be able to figure it out. Any questions?" No one bothered again. "Great! GO!"

Sony Pictures Studios

Phineas crept through the halls of the building, careful not to be seen by any other contestants. "I can't let anybody see—"

"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM! FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"

He took out his ray gun and shot the speaker down in annoyance. "Stupid Vector."

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I don't care what the DVD says for me, I just can't let any of the girls see it! Zoey and Melaney will know why Mike, Gwen, and Sonic are gone, and Angel…oh God…"

Sony Picture Studios

A hand suddenly grabbed Phineas' shirt, pulling him in to a nearby room. "What the hell?"

The light flickered on, revealing Angle as the culprit. "We're in an alliance. If we're going to work together until the final two, we need to act like a team. You help me find the disc and you won't die. Deal?"

Phineas took her hand after a few seconds, then shook it. "Deal."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Obviously I don't need his help. I have a computer in my head! Literally! But I know he's done things and I need to know what. Plus I know he's trying to play me. The more it seems like I trust him, the further he falls in to a false sense of security. Then I vote him off and its hello million dollars!"

(Phineas)
"I have to make sure she doesn't find that disk. The only way to do that would be to split up and make her go the wrong way…"

Sony Picture Studios

The two stepped out in to the hallway, which had many doors. "You take the left and I'll take the right?" Phineas offered.

She looked at him suspiciously, then rolled her eyes. "Fine." She turned left and went in to the first room, closing the door behind her.

Phineas sighed in relief. "Let's just hope that was the wrong way."

Sony Picture Studios, Meowth

"This map makes no sense," Meowth muttered, throwing it aside. It walked down the hallway, then stopped in front of a row of five doors. It shrugged. "Door, I choose you!" it exclaimed, walking in to the one farthest on the left. The lights suddenly turned off, a video of Shrek entitled 'Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life' appearing on the screen.

"I was only nine years old."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Sony Picture Studios, Melaney and Zoey

"What was that?" Zoey asked, looking up. A scream had come from the floor above them. "Was that Meowth?"

"Who cares?" Melaney said, approaching a nearby door. "It'll be fine." She opened the door, just barely missing a blast of fire coming from inside. She slammed it shut. "Something tells me that's not it…"

Zoey shook her head. "This place is weird….why would there be…whatever that was in the place where they film a game show?"

"Alex Trebek is evil," Melaney whispered back. "He wants to take everyone's money and trap them in rooms with fire-breathing dragons."

"I built a horde of evil snowmen…they're gonna take over the world…"

Zoey raised an eyebrow, then opened another door in front of them. There was a young man in his twenties standing in front of a microphone, singing acapella. "Is that Jon Cozart?" she whispered, sticking her head in the doorway.

The Yoshi gasped. "It's the Paint dude! Let's kidnap him and make him update more than once a year!" Zoey grabbed her arm before she could carry out her plan. "Hey!"

"We have a computer room to find," she growled, pulling her out of the room and closing the door. She pressed her ear to the opposite wall, hearing a distinct voice coming from inside.

"Hey, what's up everyone, Cobanermani456 here continuing my Let's Play on Sonic Lost World for the Nintendo 3DS…"

"Another YouTuber?" Melaney asked. They opened the door to see a young man with an afro almost throw his 3DS across the room in frustration.

"I'm done with this game, man," he sighed.

The two closed the door behind them without a sound. "I told you Alex Trebek is evil!" Melaney exclaimed. "He's kidnapping YouTube people and making them do stuff."

Zoey rolled her eyes. "He's not evil, they're getting paid to do what they love. You know, except for that guy. Cobi lost his sanity…"

Melaney sighed. "Let's just find the computer room…"

Sony Picture Studios, Angel

"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM! FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"

"Shut up," Angel snapped, kicking down the speaker. "God, Vector's annoying." She suddenly tripped on something on the ground, then picked it up. "Meowth's map of the building?" she whispered, then smiled. "Google Translate, please." Her eye scanned the Japanese, translating it to English. She raised an eyebrow, looking over the different rooms. "Why are Brizzy Voices and Matt from Tails' Channel here…? Whatever." She put the map in the pocket of her skirt and headed in to the computer room.

The computer room was huge—three out of the four walls were covered in screens, buttons, and speakers. A metal claw suddenly gripped around her, then scanned her over. "Angelica Icirrus, twelve years old. Affiliation: Unknown. Pokedex No: 471."

"I'm not a Pokemon!" she exclaimed.

"Negative. DNS test proves otherwise."

"You're test didn't work on me. I'm—"

"Divergence is irrelevant to Pokedex number."

She groaned. "Fine. Where's the disc I'm supposed to be looking for?"

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Angel whipped around to see Meowth standing in the doorway covered in Shrek stickers. "Meowth?"

"You're not getting that disc!" it yelled, tackling her to the ground. It was stopped when the metal claw gripped it and began scanning.

"Meowth. Pokedex No: 52. Current Trainer: None. Employment: With two idiots."

"Hey!" it exclaimed. "Jessie and James aren't—oh, who am I kidding." It turned back to Angel. "YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING THAT DISC!"

Angel kicked it away with her metal foot, running to one of the computers. "C'mon, give me the tape!" It began ejecting the disc as slowly as possible, just to draw out tension.

"I'm not letting you see what's on there!" Meowth yelled, tackling her to the ground again. "I need to see what on there for Meowth!"

"Who cares?" Angel shouted, avoiding a Fury Swipe to the face. "Who could possibly be plotting against you? You've done almost nothing this season! In fact, I don't even know how you made it to the final five!"

Meowth dodged her spear, jumping in the air. "Well I know you don't want to see what's on the disc for you! Not if you don't want to freeze!"

Angel suddenly stopped attacking. "What do you mean?"

Its eyes widened. "Uh…nothing. I'm just gonna…take the disc…"

She suddenly slammed its paw down on the desk, stopping it. "What's in the disc?" she asked slowly, narrowing her eyes.

"I told you there's nothing—"

She pinned it to the wall, holding her spear to its throat. "I asked you…what's in the disc?" She put more pressure on her spear. "Tell me now."

Meowth looked around nervously, then spilled the beans. "Phineas hypnotized the fox twerp to kiss Amy! NOW DON'T KILL ME!"

"What?" Angel asked. A strand of her hair suddenly turned white; it was small, but it was only the beginning. That's how Anna said it started… She took in a deep breath, then looked at Meowth straight in the eyes. "When you say 'the fox twerp'….please, please tell me you're talking about Joey and not Tails."

Meowth shook its head slowly.

Angel dropped it on the ground as ice began to cover the walls and floor, freezing over one of the computers. "That little mother—" the sound of the computer breaking covered up her swear as it was covered in ice. "Oh my freaking God!" she said angrily, pacing back and forth across the floor. "That little—" another computer broke, "—was playing me! UGH! I was tricked AGAIN! I know he was trying to play me in the alliance, but this…oh…when I get my hands around his little neck, I'm gonna…oh my God, I've never been so ANGRY!" She suddenly punched the last computer, sticking a hole in the screen and the wall behind it.

"Well th-think about it th-this way," Meowth said nervously. "At least you know the truth—"

"To hell with the truth!" she said angrily. "What else has he been hiding?!" She scanned the disc with her eye, allowing it to play on the holographic screen. Multiple clips, scenes, and Bathroom Confessionals, played, revealing everything that Phineas had done all season: Using the Tails Doll, hurting Tails, blackmailing Ferb, tampering with Mike's votes, getting rid of Silver, framing Gwen, fighting Stephan and Trip, using the Cruciatus Curse on Tails, killing Steve, hurting Ursaring at Mt. Moon, tampering with Sonic's votes, beating up Tails, forcing Angel in to an alliance, tampering with Ash's vote, and then…Dinkleberg.

"Wow," Meowth said after a few seconds. "I never realized how much the Dorito twerp actually did."

"He was the reason for the Tails Doll," she growled, clenching her fist. "I'm going to kill that idiot before I die, even if I deliver the last punch while freezing to death!" She screamed and Ice Punched the wall next to her, putting a dent in it, then headed for the door.

"Where are you going?!" Meowth asked in panic.

"I have a Dorito to kill," she snapped. She stormed down the hallway, not even noticing Zoey and Melaney.

"What's with her?" Zoey asked, watching her walk by.

"PHINEAS CREATED DINKLEBERG!" Meowth shouted, running down the hallway.

"What?" the two asked.

"Phineas created Dinkleberg, and then voted off Sonic, Gwen, and Mike!" it said in exasperation. "And plus a ton of other—" there was a sudden exploding noise coming from down the hall and around the corner. "Just come on!" The two girls followed him down the hallway. Angel and Phineas stood across from each other, the only thing between them a giant hole in the floor, created by an ice punch.

"I'm going to freaking kill you," Angel growled, flinging an icicle at his head. Or tried to, anyway. Her anger had thrown her accuracy off so badly that it hit the ceiling instead.

"For what?" Phineas taunted. "For saving you from that douchebag of a—"

"Oh shut up," she snapped. "I don't care about him. I'm going to freeze to death because of your stupid grudge! I couldn't care LESS about what happens to him! But if you hadn't hypnotized the little idiot, I wouldn't be in this mess!"

Zoey shook her head. "What do you mean you don't care about Tails?! You just found out that Phineas is the reason why he kissed Amy! That means it's not his fault!"

"When I said I hated him, I meant it," Angel snapped. "I've been tricked by two guys in the past week! Now it's time to kill one of them—"

Zoey grabbed her arms, holding her back. "He's not worth it!" she exclaimed as Melaney and Meowth tried to help.

"What are you talking about?!" Angel growled, trying to escape her grip. "Don't you get it?! He's the reason why Mike and Gwen are gone! I WANT REVENGE!"

"She's right you know," Melaney threw in.

Zoey gave a vengeful smile—something from her Commando side. "Don't worry, there'll be time for that…at the Elimination Ceremony."

Angel suddenly stopped fighting, then smirked at Phineas. "Oh, you are so gone," she laughed. "I can't wait to kick your sorry ass off the train…"

"Great," Zoey said, going along with Angel's insanity. "Now let go of my arm before it freezes off please…" She let go, giving Phineas a death glare before walking away.

Bathroom Confessional

(Zoey)
"That's it. That was the last marble. She's insane now. Commando Zoey wasn't like that…right? I mean, I couldn't have been THAT crazy. Then again…I did almost shoot Chef with an arrow…"

Sony Picture Studios

Chris walked over to the hole in the floor, grinning. "I'm guessing Angel knows about Dinkleberg?"

"Yup," Meowth replied.

The host shrugged. "Whatever. Angel found the disc and played it, so she gets immunity. Contestants, head to the Elimination Room! One of you is going home."

Elimination Room

"Contestants," Chris began, four cupcakes on the tray. "Today, there are five of you. Within the next three minutes, there will be four. Melaney, Zoey, Angel, the three of you are safe. Now Meowth and Phineas. Meowth, you're on the chopping block for spilling the beans about everything Phineas has done, and probably killing Angel in the process. Phineas, you…well, we've got everything you've done on DVD now, don't we?" he asked with a smirk.

"Oh shut up," Phineas growled.

"And the last cupcake goes to…" there was a long, annoying dramatic pause. "Wait for it…" he droned on. "Almost there…just a few more seconds…"

"Just get on with it!" Zoey yelled.

"Fine," Chris groaned. "It goes to Phineas."

"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed.

"You changed the votes!" Meowth yelled at the Dorito head.

Angel stood up. "Wrong again, Meowth."

Phineas scoffed. "Don't tell me you did."

"Oh shut up," she snapped. "I changed the votes."

"WHY?!" Melaney asked.

She smirked. "What, you actually thought I'd vote him off right away? Oh no, I want to cause him pain before he leaves. So much pain…" She created a shard of ice in her hand, then crushed it in to a million pieces in anger.

"…Right…" Chris said awkwardly, watching Chef toss Meowth out of the train. He turned to the camera. "What will happen next? What type of pain is Angel implying? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 37's done! Yay! Sorry it took me a while to update. So it's down to the final four! Is there a hint at the sequel? I don't know, it depends on how well you know your Pokedex numbers! And yeah, a lot of YouTube references here. Paint finally released After Ever After 2 a few weeks ago, Tails' Channel has started live streaming, and Cobanermani456 just hit 600k subscribers, so I thought this would be my tribute :P Anyway, Q of the Week: Do you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was? Do you wanna be a master, and test your skills? THEN SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK AT STUFF XD I'm kidding, that's not the question. So for the REAL Q of the Week: Do you think Tails and Angel will get back together? Noice I said 'Do you THINK' and not 'Do you WANT'. I want to know your predictions! Notice how Angel said she meant it when she hated him, but…you never know. Why? BECAUSE MY MIND IS AN IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF STEEL, THAT'S WHY! YOU CAN'T READ MY MIND! HOPEFULLY! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to some Caleb Hyles covers (also another amazing YouTuber). Like, comment, and sub—I mean…review please! PEACE, COBANERMITES!