Episode Thirty-Seven: I Quadruple Dog Truth or Dare You!

Episode 37! Yay! Congratulations werewolf99, your review has been deleted along with all of your stupidity! As for everyone else, it's the final four! This is awesome! From one of the PM's I received, we've actually got people BETTING on what's going to happen! Hooray for Total Drama gambling! I could never do that. I can't pick 'em XD You know who I rooted for in half the seasons? Gwen, Zoey, and Sky. You know who lost in the finale? Gwen, Zoey, and Sky -_- Maybe I should go live in England or something so I get the right endings…XD Anyway, WE HIT 200 REVIEWS! THANK YOU ALL! I never could've done it without you guys, you're the best! I remember when getting 50 reviews was a lot, now we're up in the 200's! Special thanks to Gold for supply a bunch of other reviews! Hopefully you'll all be there during the sequel :D So this chapter is based off one of my favorite episodes of Total Drama EVER, which is the final three episode for TDI, or should I say the one where Heather goes bald. Gwen got revenge on Heather for a lot of things, and the best part was the shaving challenge was thought of by LINDSAY. Plus the episode was just hilarious in general. So without further ado, I Quadruple Dog Truth or Dare You to read this!

Oh yeah, and WARNING: This chapter has some pretty disgusting things in it. If you're a queasy kind of person then…you should probably skim over some of this XD You've been warned.

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "Contestants traveled to Sony Picture Studios, where they had to FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM and a disc. After fighting over the DVD, Meowth was forced by Angel to spill the beans about Phineas and Dinkleberg and everything else he did during the season. Then Angel put a hole in the floor, and it was AWESOME. I didn't even have to pay for it! In a major twist, Angel changed the votes to get Meowth thrown off instead so she could have her revenge. What will happen next? Are we seriously down to the final four and they still haven't got me my latte? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

(Theme Song As Long As I Am Floating With You)

First Class

"I still can't believe that jerk betrayed me!" Angel yelled, pacing back and forth. She crushed a bag of Doritos in her hand, spilling the contents on the floor. She turned to Melaney and Zoey. "What should I do? Should I trap him in an avalanche first? Or should I destroy everything he loves and make him watch, then trap him in an avalanche?"

"Slow down," Zoey said, getting off the couch. "Hating him and getting mad isn't going to help you."

"How so?" she snapped.

Zoey rolled her eyes. "Do I seriously have to remind you that in a few days there's going to be a lump of ice where your heart is supposed to be? Getting upset is only going to make it worse."

Angel sighed. "I know. But it doesn't help to keep all the anger inside either." She tried to form a snowball in her hands to throw it, but nothing happened. "What?" She tried over and over again, but all that came out were a few snowflakes. Her eyes widened. "They're…they're not…working…" She sank down to her knees in shock, Zoey going down to meet her at eye level.

"It's okay," she said. "You can still—"

"No, no, you don't understand," she said quickly, standing up. "My powers are all I have left…without them I'm useless all over again…I can't do anything without them—"

"You can still resist the cold, right?" Melaney asked.

"I don't know!" she said, panicking. "Hold on. I need to check something." She ran in to her room, then grabbed her spear. "C'mon," she whispered, focusing all her energy in to her hands. "Transform…please…"

Nothing.

She sighed and sat on her bed, pulling her knees to her chest. Being cryokinetic…it was something that she had always counted on, even when she couldn't count on people. So now what? Was it dedicating all its power to freezing her? Probably. The only thing that was killing her was herself.

"Psst…Angel…"

"What, Olaf?" she asked, not even looking up.

He waddled in to the room, a fork in his nose, making her wonder if he had been getting in to Chef's…whatever it was. Nevertheless, it was so ridiculous she had to smile. He sat down next to her on the bed. "So…how's it going?"

Her smile disappeared as she flopped backwards on her bed. "Horrible."

"Oh c'mon," he said encouragingly. "It can't be that bad."

She sat up and looked him straight in the eye. "It is. Face it, Olaf. I'm going to freeze to death like Anna and there won't be anyone there to save me, my powers aren't working, I'm totally useless…and I dumped the only person I've ever loved because I was too stupid to realize he wasn't lying about not remembering anything…" She buried her face in her knees. "I don't know what I'm supposed to do…"

Olaf patted her back with his stick arm. "But…you still love him, right?"

"No…yes…no…I don't know…" She looked up. "I said I hated him, but…"

"…but you lied?" he finished hopefully.

She shook her head. "It's not that. I'm…scared of being rejected. Look, hypnosis isn't a total form of mind-control. The victim has to actually want to do what their commander says. And if he kissed Amy, then…even if it was subconscious, he still wanted to do it. I'm not going to go out with someone who has feelings for someone else."

"But you like Jack Frost," Olaf pointed out. "Isn't that the same thing?"

She shook her head. "It's…" she stopped. She was not going to be the one to give Olaf this talk. "Never mind," she sighed, standing up and walking away. "Bye, Olaf."

Loser Class

Phineas sat alone in Loser Class. "Stupid hedgehog," he mumbled to himself. What was he going to do now? The truth was out. And all three other competitors had a reason to vote him off. Hopefully there wouldn't be any more voting challenges now that they were down to the final four. "What do you think Fer—" He stopped. That's right. Ferb was gone. Now he was all by himself. Alone.

"Whatever," he said, lying back against the wall. "After I win the million, I won't need anyone."

Chris suddenly burst in to the room. "It's challenge time!"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

"Welcome to the Capitol!" Chris announced to the others. "You know, again." The place was the same as usual, the only difference was a wheel with pictures of ex-contestants, and the spinner was a giant cardboard bottle.

"Please don't tell me we're playing Spin the Bottle with the people who lost," Melaney said.

"Nope," he replied. "Today's challenge is a little host favorite of mine. You see, the producers were beginning to run out of horrible challenges to inflict on you guys, so we asked the ex-contestants for ideas. Turns out they're LOADED on ideas for torture. Spin the bottle and land on a picture of a loser competitor and choose to take a truth or dare. If you do the challenge offered, you get a freebie." He held up a Coke bottle. "These little babies will allow you to get out of a challenge. But if you don't want to do your own dare, you can inflict it on someone else. If they refuse to do it, they go home. No elimination ceremony, nada. They go home automatically."

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"It's payback time!"

(Phineas)
"At least they can't vote me off now. I just have to take whatever Angel throws at me…or, I could fight fire with fire…"

(Chris)
"So the thing is, Chef and I are bringing back our little side bet from season one. This time, the first one who pukes has to cough up TWO hundred bucks! I am NOT losing this year!"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

"Before we get started, I want to introduce our season one winner…Owen!" Chris exclaimed.

A fat teen with blonde hair ran on stage. "Hey guys!" he said cheerfully. "Heheh, this is awesome!"

"Why does he need to be here?" Zoey asked.

Chris shrugged. "Turns out half of the challenge involve him. Yeah, they're that disgusting. Anyway, who's up first?"

Angel sighed. "Let's get this over with." She walked over to the wheel and spun the bottle, the picture landing on an image of Stephan. "Hmm…dare," she said confidently.

Chris snickered, opening up a challenge card. "Your challenge is to lick Owen's armpit."

Her eyes widened. "You're kidding. I—" she stopped, then smiled. "I dare Phineas!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"Best. Challenge. Ever."

(Phineas)
"She will pay…"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

Owen lifted up his arm, exposing the hairy, smelly, disgustingness of his armpit. "It's not that bad," he said to Phineas. "Just pretend your licking an ice cream cone—"

"Shut up, Owen," he snapped, then started licking.

"Minus the BO," Owen continued. "And the hair."

Phineas suddenly stopped, then puked on the ground.

Chris grinned. "Close enough! Phineas doesn't get kicked off."

Angel smirked, standing over him. "How was the 'ice cream cone'?" she taunted. "Did it taste good?"

"I'm going to kill you…" he growled. "I want to go next," he said, standing up. He walked over to the wheel and spun it, causing it to land on a picture of Joey. "I want the dare," he said quickly.

The host shrugged. "Have an Arbok bite you, then try to squeeze you to death."

Phineas smirked. "I dare Angel."

"But that thing's gonna kill me!" she protested as Chef brought the Pokemon out of its cage.

"Relax," Chris said. "We've diluted the poison just a little bit, so it'll only feel like you're dying. Plus, we have to make sure the system works so we can use it on regular rattlesnakes next season."

Angel rolled her eyes, allowing the snake Pokemon to wrap its coils around her. She winced when it sank its fangs in to her arm. "I…hate…you…" she managed to say through the pain.

"Not as much as I hate you," Phineas said with a smirk.

Chris shrugged. "Who's up next?"

"Me!" Melaney said excitedly. She spun the bottle, which landed on an image of Bianca. "I want…to do a truth!"

The host took out a card. "Heh, you're gonna love this one. Would you kiss Phineas for a Klondike bar?"

"Ew, no!" she exclaimed. "That's like the stupidest question ever. Plus, how would anyone kiss him? They'd get their eye poked out by his nose…"

Chris snickered. "Good answer," he tossed her the Coke bottle. "Melaney gets a freebie. Zoey, you're next."

Zoey spun the bottle and landed on Misty. "Oh gosh…um, dare?"

"Call Nurse Joy and—in your best Brock impression—call her beautiful and all those different things Brock would say," he read. He tossed her a phone. "Good luck."

Zoey called a Pokemon Center, then cleared her throat.

"Hello?" Nurse Joy answered.

"Um…" she began in a deep voice. "Nurse Joy, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world! I want to marry you! I've never been so in love in my life! Will you marry me?"

"Um…no thanks. Thank you for calling the Viridian City Pokemon Center, have a nice day!" Click.

Chris laughed. "Zoey gets a freebie!" He tossed her a bottle, then turned and looked at Angel. "So…how's the poisoning going?"

"I feel like I'm dying," she whispered in pain. "Please…make it stop…"

He shrugged. "Chef?"

Chef managed to drag Arbok off of her, then sprayed the bite with antidote before walking away. Angel eventually stood up and glared at Phineas. "I'm going to kill you," she spat. She spun the bottle, causing it to land on an image of Charmy. "I want the dare," she said.

Chris read the card. "Drink a mixture of grape jelly, mayonnaise, expired ranch dressing, and ketchup out of the toilet in the Bathroom Confessional. And you MUST finish it, even if you puke while doing it."

Angel smirked at Phineas. "I dare him."

The host laughed. "I love this show. Are you going to take the dare, Phineas?"

He swallowed, then nodded. "I'll do it."

"Oh, that sucks, man," Owen said genuinely. "I had like ten chili dogs this morning and went in there just five minutes ago. It wasn't a very pretty sight." Angel burst out in to a fit of laughter.

Bathroom Confessional

Phineas bit his lip and looked down in to the mixture in the toilet. It was a lumpy mess of off-whites and red, floating around in toilet water.

Chris smirked. "Here's a straw."

Phineas glared at him, but took it anyway. The taste…it was beyond words. Disgusting wouldn't even describe it. He felt each and every lump of mayonnaise and jelly slither down his throat, the taste staying in his mouth. Unable to take any more of it...he puked. And it put more in the toilet than he started out with.

"That's so…disgusting!" Chris yelled. He vomited all over the floor, then handed his $200 to Chef, still crouched over.

Angel leaned against the wall and smirked at Phineas. "You gotta drink it all, Dorito," she taunted. "You don't want to lose, do you?"

"You'll pay for this," he said angrily. He stuck his head back in to the bowl and drank the remainder of…whatever it was, and finally finished a few minutes later. "Finished…" he gasped.

Chris resisted the urge to puke again, but swallowed instead. "Phineas is safe! And he spins the wheel next."

Angel swallowed.

Capitol Stage, Capitol

Phineas spun the bottle, causing it to land on Amy. "Oh great…whatever. Dare."

Chris grinned and read the card. "Dump a tray of ice down your underwear."

"YES!" Angel exclaimed. "Can't touch this, Phineas!" She smirked and blew a raspberry at him.

"And if you're Angel, use hot coals instead," Chris finished.

That wiped the smile off her face. "…what?"

Phineas smirked. "I dare Angel!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"That can't…kill you, right?"

(Phineas)
"And I continue to use Amy even when I'm not trying."

Capitol Stage, Capitol

Chef rolled his eyes at the host and handed her the tray of coals. Angel glared at him. "Thanks." She turned around and dumped it down her skirt, instantly feeling pain. "Ow…"

Chris smirked at her. "So. How's uh…the Cloyster?"

"What is he talking about?" Zoey whispered. Melaney shrugged.

"Shut up," she snapped at him. She winced. "How long do I have to stay like this?"

He shrugged. "Probably until it's your turn again." He turned to the others. "Melaney, you're up next."

She walked over to the wheel and spun it, landing on a picture of Sonic. "Yes!" she exclaimed. "I want the dare."

The host laughed, reading the card. "You're gonna like this one. Take a bite out of Ash's Jigglypuff underwear. And swallow it."

Melaney gagged. "Ew! I'm not doing—" she looked at Phineas, then smirked. "I dare Phineas!"

"Yeah!" Angel exclaimed, then instantly regretted the sudden movement and winced in pain.

Phineas growled as Chef approached him, the underwear on a plate. He picked it up with his thumb and his index finger, holding it as far away from him as possible. Angel smirked. "Hmm, I wonder if he was wearing those when he kissed Misty—"

"Shut up," he snapped. He then took a bite out of them, then quickly spit it out, gagging. "This is so gross…"

"You know you have to at least swallow one bite," Chris reminded him.

"I know," he growled. He picked up the piece he had spit out, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it. "There," he gasped. "Am I done now?"

Chris seemed thoughtful for a moment. "Hmm…okay, fine. Zoey, you're next."

Zoey spun the wheel, landing on Duncan. "Well I definitely don't want to do one of his dares…truth, I guess?"

The host took out a card and read it. "If there's one thing you would change about your crush or boyfriend/girlfriend, what would it be and why?"

"That came out of Duncan?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

Chris shrugged. "The show's rated PG-13. We had to alter his question because it wasn't exactly…appropriate."

"But I love Mike," she protested. "I like him the way he is! There isn't anything I'd change about him…"

"That's sweet," Chris said. "It's boring, but it's sweet. C'mon, there has to be at least one thing. No one's perfect except for me."

Zoey sighed. "Well, I guess it'd wouldn't be that bad to have his multiple personalities back. Minus Mal, of course. They were part of who he was! It's one of the reasons why I liked him when I found out…either way, I wouldn't change him. He's perfect the way he is right now."

The host shrugged. "Good enough. Zoey gets a freebie." He tossed her a Coke bottle as she sat down. "Okay coal pants, you can take them out now."

"Thank God," she muttered, running behind a bush. "Um…can I go change? There's a hole in my skirt now…"

"No," Chris replied. "You can use Ash's old underwear though."

Angel settled on turning her skirt sideways instead.

She sighed and spun the wheel, landing on Meowth. "Oh great…" she groaned. "Whatever. Dare."

Chris picked up the card and read it. "Watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life in a dark room all by yourself on a 152" flat screen television in HD. Wait, there's a little side note here…if 'I had to watch it, then these twerps have to too…'"

Angel swallowed. "I'll take the dare." The others gasped.

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"It can't be that bad. It's just a video…right? Right?!"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

"Are you sure about that?" Chris asked, raising an eyebrow. "You know you could dare someone else to do it. You know, some who doesn't have a freebie." He jerked his head at Phineas, who glared at him.

She shook her head. "I'm not going to let him get ahead of me."

The host shrugged. "TV's in my room." He turned to the others. "Phineas, you're next."

He rolled his eyes and spun the wheel, landing on a picture of Tails. "Oh great, not this dumbass. I want the dare."

"Try to disable a time bomb built by me without getting blown to tiny pieces. And Phineas can go die in hell," Chris read.

Phineas scoffed. "A time bomb? Easy! Bring it on!" Chef flew in to a nearby field with a helicopter, carrying a bomb the size of a two story building with wiring more complicated than a plane. The red head's jaw dropped as he stared in awe. "That's the bomb?!"

Chris shrugged. "What can I say? Kid's got an IQ of 225. Pretty much a super genius." He looked down at his watch. "Now uh…better get going. Bomb's gonna detonate in like ten minutes." Phineas sighed, then began sprinting away to the field. Chris turned to the other two. "Melaney, you're next."

She walked up to the wheel and spun it, landing on James. She sighed. "Truth."

"If marrying someone you hate is the only way to inherit your parents' wealth, would you do it?" Chris read. He squinted at the card, then looked at Chef. "Isn't this what actually happened to James in that Holy Matrimony episode?"

Chef shrugged.

The host sighed. "Just answer the question."

"Duh," Melaney answered. "Of course I would. Then I'd divorce him and run away. James is an idiot. He should've just done that in the first place!"

"All right," Chris said. "You get another freebie," he tossed her the Coke bottle. "Zoey?"

She spun the wheel, landing on Starfire. "Well it can't be that bad. Dare."

Chris pulled out another card. "Walk across a tightrope using a pole with steak on either ends over shark infested water."

"Let me guess, you changed hers too?" Zoey asked, rolling her eyes.

He shrugged. "Gotta keep the show interesting. Y'know, you could dare another competitor instead of taking the dares. Someone like Melaney…."

She shook her head. "It's counterproductive to work against my own teammate. I'll just do it myself."

Chris laughed. "Whatever. Either way, someone's getting mauled by a shark today." He, Chef, and the two girls walked to the forest until they came to a river already prepared for the challenge, sharks, tightropes, and steak ready. He handed her the balance pole to her. "Good luck!" he said with a smirk.

Zoey rolled her eyes, then slowly edged on to the rope. "Don't look down, don't look—AAH!" A shark had jumped and taken a bite out of one of the steaks, throwing her off balance. She grabbed the rope at the last second before she could fall, one hand clinging for dear life while the other one held the pole. "I am NOT losing this challenge!" she said, whacking away a shark. "I didn't come this far to become fish food!" She kicked one in the nose, stabbed another one in the eye, and dropped the pole in the water before using her bare hands to inch her way to the other side. "Yes! I made it!"

"Great!" Chris called from the other side. "Now come back. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life and the bomb are about to be finished. Good luck with the sharks!"

Zoey groaned. "Stupid Chris…"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

The four competitors were back, Angel visibly shaking and Phineas covered in soot from the explosion. "So," Chris began, leaning against his podium. "How were your challenges?"

Angel shivered. "I feel like the last shred of innocence has been sucked out of me…every time I blink I see it…it's all ogre now…"

Chris grinned. "And Phineas?"

He coughed up a piece of ash. "I'm going to kill that stupid pest…"

"Great!" the host said. "You both get freebies." He threw them, hitting Phineas in the head and Angel in the shoulder, but the latter was shaking so badly that she couldn't feel it. "Angel, you're up next."

She landed on a picture of Doofenshmirtz. "Dare," she whispered.

Chris took out a card. "Use two pieces of bread to smear peanut butter and jelly off Owen's armpits, make it in to a sandwich, and eat it."

"Why do people keep insisting on using my body as a plate?" Owen asked, then laughed. "I must be that tasty, huh?"

Angel smirked. "I ch-choose toilet-head."

Chris raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you don't want some tranquillizer for that shaking?"

"I can arrange that," Melaney said, pulling out her gun.

She shook her head. "I'm f-fine. Just m-make Phineas pay."

The host shrugged. "Whatever floats your boat." He handed Phineas two pieces of bread as Chef began applying the ingredients on Owen. "Have a nice meal!" The red-head looked as if he were going to puke, but kept it down. He closed his eyes and began smearing the jelly off, then opened them and put the two pieces of bread together.

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"With every passing minute I want to kill her even more…"

Capitol Stage, Capitol

Phineas stuffed the sandwich in his mouth with two bites, tasting Owen more than anything else. He swallowed and dropped to his knees, gasping for air. "I did it…" he panted.

Owen laughed. "Heheh, you know, what's funny? I could've sworn I felt a few hairs come loose with that."

Phineas puked over the edge of the stage.

Angel smirked, watching him hurl. "You know what else is funny, Owen? He could've used a freebie to get out of it."

He slapped himself mentally.

Chris looked at his watch. "We're running out of time, dude. From now on, no more using freebies! You guys are on your own."

Phineas stood up, slowly, then walked over to the wheel and spun it, landing on Mike. "Dare," he panted.

Chris read the card and smiled. "Looks like you can't attack Angel with this one. Break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend on national television, right here, right now."

"Yes!" Angel exclaimed.

Phineas growled, then looked at Zoey and Melaney. Either of them were in a relationship, so one of them would do. The only question was…which? "I choose…" he began. "Zoey."

Melaney, breathed out a sigh of relief, but Zoey was having different reactions. "What?! Why me?!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"I could've gotten rid of Melaney to make Angel weaker, but Zoey's a bigger threat, commando or not. You pick off the strong ones, then go for the weak and the lame. And the other two are definitely lame."

Capitol Stage, Capitol

Chris turned on the monitor, allowing Zoey and Mike to talk to each other. "Hello?" Mike asked, looking at the competitors through his screen. "What's going on here? Wait a minute…Zoey, did you get my challenge?"

"Um…yeah," Zoey replied with a sigh. "Phineas dared me and Chris took away our freebies…"

"Chop, chop, the clock is ticking," the host said, pointing to his watch.

Mike shook his head. "Listen, Zoey, don't let me stand between you and a million dollars. Besides, we can always get back together when the season's over."

"Actually, you can't," Chris interrupted. "Says so on the card. You can't stay friends, either."

Mike groaned. "Just break up with me Zoe, it'd be worth it. Plus—"

"Mike, stop," she said, cutting him off. "I don't want to dump you for money…it'd wouldn't be worth it. Money can't buy happiness."

"But—"

"Mike," she said sternly, but her tone softened right after. "Look, you're the smartest, hottest, most caring guy I've ever met, and you're more than I could ever ask for. When we met, deep down I knew we were meant to be."

His eyes widened. "So you…"

"I gave up the million for Cam, and I'm giving it up again to stay with you. Mike, I'm comin' home!"

"Yes!" Mike exclaimed. "Zoey, I—"

Chris shut the monitor off. "That was sweet," he admitted. "Still though, you lost. Again."

She smiled and looked up at the sky. "And I'd be happy to lose for him again."

The host shrugged. "Melaney, Angel, Phineas, you're in the final three. Now everyone head to the Elimination Room! Zoey's going home."

Elimination Room

Zoey stood next to Chef, ready to be thrown off. Chris looked at her. "Any last words?"

"No—wait," she suddenly stopped, taking something blue out of her pocket. She tossed it to Angel. "Tails dropped it when he thrown off. I think he was planning on giving it to you."

She caught it, examining the many gems that made the image of a Glaceon. "It's beautiful…" She glared at Phineas, who was throwing up in a trash can.

Zoey sighed, then turned to Chef. "Alright Chef…thrown me off." He picked her up and chucked her off the train while Chris turned to the camera.

"We're down to the final three! What will happen next? How suspenseful can it get? What do I have in store for these poor suckers? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 38's done! Yay! Yes, down to the final three! DUN DUN DUN! Oh, Zoey. Always losing the competition because of her big heart. No seriously, look at this:

TDROTI: Gave up immunity to save Cameron from Larry.

TDAS: Stopped running to support Chef and his meatball shooting.

TDU: Threw the challenge to be with Mike.

One of the things I just love about Zoey. So did anyone throw up reading? I almost did when I was writing XD. Anyway, Q of the Week: So at some point, somewhere in this story, I want to do an Aftermath episode. You know, those episodes of Total Drama where Geoff and Bridgette talk to the contestants who have lost about their losses and stuff? Well that's the thing. I don't want to use Geoff and Bridgette, I want to use losers from this season. So which losers do you want to see host the aftermath? It has to be 2-4 people. Tell me in the reviews! See ya later!