Episode Forty: Aftermath! Not the Last Episode!

Episode 40! Yay! Congratulations werewolf99, your review has been deleted along with all of your stupidity! As for everyone else, it's aftermath time! You all thought I'd do this after the final episode, right? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! MWHAHAHA! Nope, I'm doing this World Tour style! LET'S DO THIS!

(Theme Song IN HIS WOOORRLLD)

TDU Aftermath, Backstage

Joey and Meowth were in one of the director's rooms, arguing like the two idiots they are.

"I want to host the show!" Joey yelled, trying to grab the microphone from the Pokemon.

"No, I will!" Meowth yelled. "I already convinced Jessie and James to co-host with me! I'm not gonna lose this opportunity for Team Rocket! Besides, you have no experience doing this kind of stuff!"

"Well neither do you!" Joey retorted. "In fact, they don't either! Jessie and James are literally fighting over who gets to wear a dress! A DRESS! James is a dude! WHY DO YOU GUESS CROSSDRESS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO?!"

Sonic and Tails stood in the hallway, listening to the argument through a closed door. The hedgehog sighed. "Those two are absolutely useless…how did they get further than we did, again?"

"That stupid Dorito, that's how," Tails growled, crushing his soda can in anger. "I could just kill him right now…I swear to Chaos once this is over, I'm going to smash his head in to a brick wall…"

"Calm down, buddy," Sonic said, putting his hand on the fox's shoulder. "You don't want to go Dark again…it's not good for you. Besides, if Melaney doesn't win this, I can't pay for the damage you did to Emerald Hill Zone."

"I know," he said, taking a deep breath.

"Or Chemical Plant Zone."

"I know."

"Or the Aquatic Ruin—"

"Okay, I get it!" Tails snapped. "Don't remind me, or I might actually go and blow up the rest of them."

Sonic couldn't help but grin. Eggman had been trying to take over island again and had the stupidest look on his face when Tails had come barreling through in anger. "Okay," he replied. "But if you do, can you get rid of Winged Fortress Zone first? It'd make fighting Baldy McNosehair so much easier."

Tails tried to hide a smile. "Shut up, Sonic…"

"You know you want to," he teased.

"I thought you were trying to convince me NOT to go Dark again."

He shrugged. "Would hosting the show keep you from blowing up the rest of the island?"

"What?" Tails asked in surprise.

"C'mon, Tails!" Sonic said suddenly. "Joey and Meowth are absolute idiots! We could tip the odds in Melaney's favor!"

He sighed, leaning up against the wall. "I want to be done with this show and go home, Sonic. I'm sick of being around people from other worlds. I'm sick of dealing with people who are obsessed with getting revenge. And I'm definitely sick of people I care about being too stupid to see that I wasn't lying. Hosting the show is just going to make it worse."

"Tails, you know whoever hosts the show is going to force you to talk to Angel," he replied. "If you're hosting you'll still have to do it, but at least you'll have some leverage. Besides…tipping the odds in Melaney's favor means they won't be in Phineas'."

Tails groaned and got off the wall. "Fine…"

"That's my little buddy," Sonic said, ruffling his bangs. "C'mon…we got a couple of idiots to host with…"

TDUA Stage

The Aftermath stage hadn't changed much since season three—there was a couch for the hosts, another for the contestants they were talking to, and three rows of cushioned bleachers for the rest of the contestants. There was a full audience in the seats below, waiting to absorb every bit of drama that was about to occur.

Sonic, Tails, Joey and Meowth stood backstage while the other contestants sat down in the bleachers. "Who's going out first?" Sonic asked.

"I volunteer Joey as tribute!" Tails said, shoving Joey onstage. There was instant booing from the audience, a few throwing copies of Sonic '06 instead of tomatoes.

"Stop throwing the devil at me!" Joey yelled, running to the couch. Meowth ran onstage next, getting copies of Sonic Lost World for 3DS chucked at him until he reached Joey.

"Jeez, were those games really that bad?" Sonic asked. Tails shrugged as they walked onstage and sat down next to the other two, greeted with applause and screaming fans.

"Apparently not bad enough to make us unpopular," he whispered.

Sonic cleared his throat and turned to the audience. "Contestants, viewers, and my stupid fan base, today we've got A LOT of drama and fan mail to cover—"

"Cool!" James said in a girly voice from the bleachers, only to get slapped across the back of the head by Jessie.

"Shut up you fool," she snapped.

"Right…" Sonic said. "Anyway, we're going to be interviewing those that made a big impact on the show. First up is…ugh…Baldy McNosehair!"

"It's Eggman!" the doctor yelled, getting up from his seat on the bleachers and storming over to the opposite couch. "Why can't you accept that?!"

Sonic smirked. "Gee, Doc, I thought your name was supposed to be Robotnik? Or is that a nickname too?"

"Just ask me the blasted questions," he groaned.

"Fine," Tails said. "You have an absolutely amazing fan mail count of…one." A one appeared on the screen above them. "Oh yeah, and if you don't answer the question honestly, I get to drop the living snowball from Frozen Factory Zone 3 on your head! So don't lie like you always do—"

"Why didn't you win the million, Meowth?!" Jessie asked angrily from the bleachers. "We could've gotten the boss'—"

"SHUT UP!" Joey yelled.

Tails sighed. "Thanks Joey. So Eggman. Darkshado457 asks 'Who do you think is smarter'—"

"Me, of course!" Eggman said proudly. "I'm the smartest evil scien—"

"I'm not done yet!" Tails exclaimed. "The question was, 'Who do you think is smarter, me or Phineas? And you can't pick yourself, either.' Oh yeah, keep in mind that the snowball's up there."

"Wait, there's supposed to be a snowball?" Joey asked. "Oops. I put an anvil up there…" Sonic facepalmed while the others waited for Eggman to answer.

"Well, other than myself, I'd choose…" he trailed off. "It's a pain to say this, but Tails. He's brilliant for his age and is one of the few geniuses left in the world, which is why I saved him back on the Lost Hex. And he still needs to man up," he added quickly.

There was a bunch of 'Awwws' from the crowd, annoying Eggman thoroughly. "I'll destroy you all for this…"

"Funny you should choose him, Egghead," Meowth said. "Because apparently Tails changed the votes so YOU would be voted off instead of Angel!"

"WHAT?!" Eggman exclaimed. "I'm going to destroy you, you little pest! I'll use the Zeti's machine to turn you in to a robot! AND THERE WILL BE NO SANDWICH TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME!"

"Okay, okay," Sonic said quickly, not wanting Lost World to happen all over again. "Now go back on the bleachers before you break the couch under your weight," he said with a smirk. Eggman began to protest, then gave up and went back to his seat.

Joey looked down at his paper, holding it upside down. "Okay, next we have one, two, three questions for Ferb." He held up four fingers, causing the word 'idiot' to flash on the screen above him, then the number three. Ferb sat down on the couch across from them, silent as ever.

"I hate your brother," Tails said, narrowing his eyes.

"Uh…first question," Joey said nervously. "This one's from Gold the Fox—"

"Ugh, not him," Sonic groaned.

"Hey, I'm already having trouble reading this!" Joey exclaimed. "Stop interrupting!"

"Maybe you're having trouble because you're HOLDING THE PAPER UPSIDE DOWN!" Meowth yelled. "Gimme that!" It snatched the paper away, then began reading. "Gold asks, 'I understand Phineas is your brother and all, but…why did you not tell anyone about his evil ideas sooner?'"

Ferb opened his mouth to speak—

"Remember the anvil," Tails reminded him.

"I didn't want him to tell the world why I don't speak," he began slowly. "I've always tried to tell other family members, to get it off my chest, but I'm always interrupted. Phineas is the only one who knows, but he hasn't been very supportive about it and has been using it as blackmail. But when I say this, I'm telling the absolute truth: I never wanted you or Angel or anyone else to get hurt."

"So…what is it that you don't want the whole world to know?" Meowth questioned. "Did you steal a car? Or kill someone?! Arceus knows we don't need more of those types of competitors—"

"Shut up!" Angel and Ash yelled at the same time.

Ferb swallowed and said nothing.

"Um…next question," Joey continued, snatching the paper from Meowth. "This one's from thechipmunk01. 'Where did your brother go?'"

"Yeah," Tails snapped. "Why is he acting like a total di—"

"He was fine after we were revived by some strange machine, but then a peculiar beam hit him and he started acting evil," he said quickly.

Doofenshmirtz seemed like he had just realized something. "Oh yeah, that was—"

Eggman slapped a hand over his mouth. "Quiet you bumbling idiot!"

"He was still insane in the arena," Tails growled. "What about then? Even before you died he still had it out for me!"

"The arena makes some people insane," Ferb pointed out. "He can't even go one day without building something. And it didn't help when you killed me right in front of him."

He flinched. "I…I had to do what I could to survive! Only one was going to come out of the arena! I didn't want to kill anybody!"

"But you did," Ferb retaliated. "There have been victors who didn't have to kill anyone. And you took out a third of the tributes! I'm just trying to defend my brother. He wasn't always evil."

"But he is now," he snapped. "And if he wins the million, he's going to kill someone. In fact, one of us is dying right now because of him. It's just wrong!"

The two were completely silent after that, creating awkward tension in the air. Joey cleared his throat. "Next question's from Darkshado457. 'I know you don't like to talk, but what do you think of your brother's actions and him making it to the final two?'"

"Well obviously he thinks it's a good thing," Tails growled.

"No, it's not!" Ferb exclaimed, suddenly becoming very vocal. "I'll admit that everything he's done so far is wrong and he shouldn't win the million, but he's still my brother! I still have to support him until the end!" He stood up and looked Tails straight in the eye. "And I'm sure if you did something like that, Sonic would still care about you, wouldn't he?!"

Tails winced. He was right. Even when Eggman had used mind control on him, Sonic still refused to fight his best friend. "I just don't want people to die," he said quietly. "Maybe if none of us had ever been in the Games, we could've been friends. We both like mechanics and stuff." He looked up at Ferb. "But it doesn't mean you still need to root for him. Who knows what he could do with—"

"If he wins the million, I want to use it to get him back to the way he was before," he replied. "I want my brother back." He began walking away. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a machine that I need to make blueprints for." The four hosts waited for him to disappear off the stage.

"Give me that," Meowth snapped, grabbing the paper from Joey. "The next question is for the fat twerp, Stephen!"

"MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" he yelled, sitting down on the couch. "Now what do people want to know?!"

Meowth cleared its throat, then read off the paper. "Dear Stubo—"

"I JUST SAID MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" he yelled again. "GOSH, WHAT'S SO HARD TO REMEMBER ABOUT—"

"I'll be asking the questions here," Meowth snapped. "Dear Stubo. Why can no one remember your name?" It put the paper down. "Wait, what does that mean? Obviously your name is Steven."

"I thought it was Sam," Joey said in confusion.

Sonic shrugged. "I always thought of him as a Stuar—"

"MY NAME IS STEPHAN!" he shouted. "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD TO SAY IT IN THE PAST MINUTE! WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT REMEMBERING IT?! S-T-E-P-H-A-N! STEPHAN! Maybe I should just change my name…"

"Whatever," Sonic said in a bored tone. "Just go sit. We've got a lot of contestants to get through—"

"Wait, aren't we supposed to make them talk about drama and their experiences on the show?" Tails asked quickly. He knew he'd have to talk to Angel at some point and was happy to keep stalling. "Um…how is Spokeshipping?"

"Out of my way, out of my way, out of my way!" A voice said from behind the curtains. Ash turned around in his seat, only to be knocked in to a nearby fountain, water spraying all over him. Bianca skidded to a halt on the stage. "Sorry, Ash!" she said quickly, then hurried to sit down next to Stephan. "Am I late?"

"Extremely," Sonic said irritably. "So…are you two still together?"

"Of course we are!" she replied in an excited tone. "After he got back to Unova, he took me to Nimbasa City and we visited the Amusment Park, right Stephen?"

He sighed. "You still got my name wrong, but yeah. It was a lot of fun."

"And then we went to the Day Care to help take care of the baby Pokemon, but we had to explain to the Day Care Man where Eggs come from—"

"Okay, that's enough," Sonic said quickly. "We might as well get all this mushy crap out of the way, so…up next, Zoey and Mike!" The two replaced Stephan and Bianca on the couch. "All right Zoey, there's a question for you from Darkshado457."

"Fire away!" she said enthusiastically.

"'I felt that you made the right decision when you chose to keep your relationship with Mike instead of go for the million. Do you feel that all friendships should be more important than money or just your close ones?'"

"Well every real friendship is more important than money, but when it's someone you really care about like Mike or Cameron, you have to choose them. I can't imagine having a million dollars but not being able to be with Mike…" The two stared at each other for a few minutes, getting 'Awwws' from the crowd and a hacking noise from Sonic.

Tails rolled his eyes at him. "That's you in two weeks."

Sonic scoffed. "That was you in two hours!" He turned to the couple, but they were caught up in a kiss. "Never mind. Next is…Tails and—"

"Silver and Blaze," Tails said quickly.

"But we're not a couple!" Blaze protested.

"Doesn't matter," he said in a nervous tone. "Silver has fan mail, surprisingly." The two sat on the couch replacing Mike and Zoey. "Okay Silver—"

"BLAZE IS DEAD!" someone in the audience yelled.

"SONIC '06 ISN'T CANON!" Sonic yelled back. He leaned back in to the chair and closed his eyes. "I never kissed a princess, I never got killed by Mephiles, and I sure as hell didn't have to walk a freaking dog to a little kid in the middle of a huge city…"

"At least you didn't have the stupid ball puzzle," Silver pointed out.

Sonic groaned. "At least the worst game ever isn't named after you…"

Blaze sighed. "Just ask the questions so I can get back to protecting the Sol Emeralds."

"Fine," Sonic said, sitting up. "Another question from Darkshado457. 'Did you feel that it was no use winning the million?'"

"IT'S NO USE!" Silver yelled, using his telekinesis to fling Joey in to a wall. "With people like Phineas around, no one stands a chance!"

"Melaney hasn't lost yet," Tails pointed out. "I hope she doesn't…"

"Yeah, but the only reason why she made it this far is because of luck and Phineas' attention was on you and Angel," Silver said. "But now it'll be different. She should be really careful…who knows how Phineas winning the million could impact the future—"

"Not this again," Sonic groaned. "Let me guess, Melaney has Solaris inside of her or something? At least the romance won't be awkward then…"

Silver seemed thoughtful. "It could happen…"

Blaze sighed again. "So naïve…but I've always liked that about—"

"Oh for God's sake," Misty groaned from the bleachers. "Are the two of you going to get together or not?!"

"No," she replied. "I couldn't go out with Silver, he's like…a brother to me. It just wouldn't be right." She turned to Sonic. "Can we leave now?" She stood up and walked away, Silver following her dumbstruck.

"Friendzoned," Meowth coughed in to its elbow. "Who's next, Angel and—"

"Nope, Misty and Ash!" Tails said quickly. The two sat down on the couch opposite from them, the latter soaked by the fountain.

Ash's stomach growled. "I'm hungry."

"What else is new?" Misty asked, rolling her eyes. "Let me guess, it's Ash that has the fan mail?"

"Yup," Sonic answered. "Another question from Darkshado457. 'How are you handling everything you learned while on this show? Do you think that the future will be brighter for you?'"

Ash sighed. "Well I haven't had time to go back to Pallet Town, so I haven't been able to ask my mom anything about my dad. I guess I'm handling it fine, but…it's hard knowing one of my closest friends here did it." He tried to look at Angel, but she was hiding her face in shame. He sat up straight, forcing a smile. "Dad or no dad, I still have to follow my dream of becoming a Pokemon Master."

"Wow, that's actually really sweet," Gwen said from the bleachers.

"Hooray for the dreams!" Starfire exclaimed.

Misty smiled, taking his hand. "Yeah…hooray…" She kissed him on the nose. "When you accomplish that dream, maybe you can get me that bike?"

He shook his head. "No need." An intern wheeled in a blue bicycle, fit for any terrain and good acceleration. "The train dropped me over Hoenn, so I went to Rydel's and got you a Mach Bike." Misty walked over to it and ran her hand over the seat and handlebars. "It cost me everything I had, but I've kept you waiting for too long," he said quietly. "Do you like it?"

She turned to him, throwing her arms around his neck. "I love it," she whispered. "Thank you."

"It was no big deal—"

"Yes it was," she said, pulling him closer. "You know I have three older sisters. Everything I have is a hand-me-down…this is the first brand new thing I've gotten since those Pokemon dolls. And you helped me get those too."

More 'Awwwwws' came from the audience, while more hacking noises came from Sonic. The two went back to their seats on the bleachers. "Okay…" Sonic trailed. "Next is—"

"Vector and the Chaotix," Tails said quickly. Sonic took advantage of the crowd's attention on the three detectives and pulled him backstage.

"What are you doing?" he asked suspiciously.

"What do you mean?" Tails asked. "I'm hosting—"

Sonic crossed his arms. "Tails, we both know you're just trying to avoid talking to Angel. What the heck, dude? A week ago you were doing anything to get her to talk to you!"

"I'm not talking to someone who still hates me even though she knows the truth!" he snapped. "After turning in to her Freezing form and beating up Phineas for everything, she still can't forgive me?! I was under hypnosis! There's no way I could've stopped what I was doing—"

"Buddy, there's still the fact that hypnosis won't work unless the person under control wants to do what they're told! She thinks you actually like Amy! That hurts her! What were you thinking?!"

Tails sighed. "Maybe a long time ago I did have feelings for Amy, and maybe I still do like her a tiny bit deep down, but that's not the point! If she's not going to forgive me, then I don't have to forgive her! It's that simple!"

"Tails, after all the crap she's gone through in her life, you can't blame her for not trusting people anymore—"

"Oh, and I haven't had any crap in mine?" he snapped back. "I was thrown out by my parents! I was constantly beat up by other kids because of my tails! I had to eat out of trash cans because nobody would ever feed me!"

"Yeah, and then I came along and saved your butt!" Sonic exclaimed. "Maybe you didn't have the best life either, but there was no national hero to come around and save her—"

"She had Hiccup and the others—"

Sonic scoffed. "Seven years later!" He sighed, his tone becoming softer. "Look, buddy, she doesn't have very long to live. Just…try to make amends with her, okay? If you don't, you know you'll regret it later."

Tails took in a deep breath, then exhaled. "Fine."

Meowth looked down at its paper. "Okay, Vector. What would you have done with the million dollars?"

"Well, first I'd have to pay Chris back for all his chocolate because of a certain annoying little bee—"

"Hey!" Charmy exclaimed. "I didn't eat that much!"

"I wouldn't say an entire pound isn't that much," Espio said coolly.

"Quiet!" Vector yelled. "I'm talkin' here!" He turned back to Meowth. "Then I'd use the rest to improve the Chaotix Detective Agency! We'll get more jobs, and any work that pays is good work!"

Meowth yawned. "Whateva. Next up is…the best team ever, Team Rocket!"

Jessie and James instantly sat on the couch across from the two, the latter only in his underwear due to him losing the fight about the dress. "You furry imbecile," Jessie snapped at it. "Why didn't you win the million?! We could've used it to impress the boss!"

Joey looked down at his paper. "Well I guess that takes care of the question 'Do you think Team Rocket will be pleased with you for making it to the final five.'"

"Yeah!" James exclaimed. "Do you realize how many bottle caps I could've bought with that much money?! I could've completed my collection! WHY DIDN'T YOU WIN?!"

"Well why did YOU jump out of the train after Jessie in the eighth episode?! Meowth shouted back.

"Yeah, why did you?!" Jessie asked angrily, slapping him across the back of the head. "All you did was get rid of a third of our chances to impress the boss!"

"I was just worried about you!" James exclaimed, covering his head.

Joey groaned. "You guys are annoying—"

"WEIGHT WATCHERS!" James yelled.

He shook his head. "Get off the couch. We have some general fan questions for people we don't have time to interview!"

"But—"

"GET OFF THE COUCH!" Joey yelled. Jessie and James ran back to the bleachers before he could get rabies or something. He sighed and stood in front of the bleachers. "Okay people nobody cared about this season. We have some questions from Dark sphere that can apply to almost all of you. One. 'Was there anyone you would have wanted to have allied with to get the million?'"

"Well obviously Melaney would've been a good choice," Heather snapped. "The three people that she was in an alliance with made it to the top nine! I should've been in an alliance with her. I didn't get the prize that was mine in season three! I WANT MY MONEY!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Joey mumbled. "Next question. 'If you could do any challenge, what would it be?'"

"A challenge where we get revenge on Cilan!" Burgundy shouted. "I WANT MY REVEN—" Raven used her powers to place duct tape over her mouth.

Joey groaned. "Next. 'If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?'"

"I would be a Silkie," Starfire answered happily.

"That's not a Pokemon," he replied.

"I shall make it a pocket of monsters, then," she said.

"Can any of you answer these questions sanely?!" Joey exclaimed.

Iris scoffed. "Hello, there are no sane people here. They're all obsessed with money, revenge, their love lives, or their all little kids."

Georgia smirked. "When you say 'little kids' you must be referring to yourself."

"Shut up!" she yelled back.

"You people are boring me," Joey said in monotone. "Next question—"

"For God's sake, just make Dinkleberg talk to each other so we can all go home!" Gwen exclaimed. "You guys are just stalling so the two won't have to look at each other face to face! People break up all the time, and you guys are treating it like what happened to me and Trent or me and Courtney! Get over it!"

"Let's just get this over with," Tails said from behind Joey. He turned and sat between Sonic and Meowth on the couch, Angel following him. She was shivering to death by the time she sat down. "Here," he said, handing her an orange blanket. "Happy birthday, by the way."

"Whatever," she said distractedly, wrapping the blanket around herself. "Like you said, let's get this over with." She looked at Sonic. "What stupid questions do people have so I can get as far away from here as possible?"

Sonic looked down at the paper. "First one's for Angel. 'What would be your happy place? Everyone has one.'"

She sighed. "I don't know. Somewhere cold. Filled with ice type Pokemon. Like Snowbelle City, Ice Path…as far away from the Mystic Ruins as possible." Tails rolled his eyes, but she ignored him. "What else?"

"Let's see…here's one. 'You've been put through many stresses and trials when it came to dealing with people. Do you still think there is any good in friendships or do you think it will always end in disaster?'"

"She'd have to have friends first," Tails mumbled.

Angel glared at him. "You're not the friendliest person in the world, either," she snapped.

"At least I'm straight with people!" he exclaimed. "I don't keep secret—"

"Oh please, you're about as straight as the pole your mother strips on," she shot back as the two stood up in anger. "And I'm sure the pole was a bit slanted from how many times she used it."

James made a high pitched 'ooh', getting slapped on the back of the head again by Jessie.

"It's better to have parents than to be killing them," he snapped.

"I didn't kill Ash's father on purpose!" she yelled. "It was an accident! I wasn't gunning for him! In fact, I wasn't gunning for anybody! I was fighting with the clones, I let the emotions get the best of me, and people died. End of story! I might have done a lot of damage to people and Pokemon, but at least I have loyalty!"

"My pole is very slanted!" Cilan said in panic from the bleachers. His plan was to relieve the tension, but everyone ignored him.

"Oh really?" he asked. "Well where was that loyalty when I kept telling you I didn't remember anything?! So you believed me when I stabbed you like eight times, but you didn't when I kissed Amy?! Talk about some screwed up priorities! Do you even value your life?"

"Well there's not really much to value now, is there?!" she exclaimed. "I'm going to die probably in less than twenty-four hours because of you and that idiot in the finale!" She sat down, leaning in to the couch. "Sometimes I wish I never met you."

He glared at her. "Same here. But it isn't sometimes. It's all the time." He turned around, not seeing the hurt and tears in her eyes.

Sonic cleared his throat. "So…some interesting discoveries made today…you know what, screw this hosting stuff. Come back next time to see the actual finale! I don't know why you would want to after that train wreck, but find out who wins the million next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"

Episode 40's done! Yay! So there. You got to see some people that were already voted off again! Sorry if I didn't use everyone's questions, but this chapter is getting to be borderline 5000 words already. And yay, more referencing horrible video games! Personally, I haven't played Sonic '06, but I watched Clement's review (that was literally three and a half hours long) and I understand why people would hate it. I think all his screaming broke my headphones XD And to be honest, I'm not a big fan of Lost World for 3DS either. The levels are too long, Sonic isn't going fast in half the levels, and then there's FROZEN FACTORY ZONE 3. WHY?! WHY IS SONIC PUSHING SNOWBALLS IN TO HOLES?! WHY ARE THE BADNIKS RESPAWNING?! WHY IS THERE A LIVING OLAF HEAD CHASING ME AROUND AND EATING MY SNOWBALL AFTER IT FREEZES ME?! WHAT IDIOT THOUGHT THAT DAMN LEVEL WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I'll LP Sonic Lost World when hell freezes over! OH WAIT, IT DID! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED NOW?! FROZEN FACTORY ZONE 3! Sonic was made for speed and platforming. If it's not that, it's absolute bull and shouldn't be in my damn Sonic game! DUMP IT IN A MARIO GALAXY GAME, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT LOST WORLD IS ANYWAY! IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE MARIO GALAXY! LOOK AT THE WORLDS! Honestly, the only good thing that came out of that game was the dialogue and interactions between Sonic, Tails, and Eggman. OH WAIT. I CAN GET THAT ON THE WII U VERSION! IN FACT, ALL THE CUTSCENES ARE ON THE WII U VERSION, UNLIKE ON THE 3DS!

*Heavy panting*

I hate that game. It irks me. It irks me more than seeing ten Sonamy stories in a row on this site. Hell, it irks me more than the Sonic fanbase itself. It irks me more than listening to Cilan's voice and hearing a fancy, metrosexual version of Sonic. IT. IRKS ME. In fact, if you guys want me to actually review Lost World on YouTube, I'll do it. Just tell me in the reviews and I'll post the link on my profile if I get around to replaying this…abomination. Oh yeah, and today I've been on the site for exactly one year! Yay! Never could've got here without you guys. Anyway, Q of the Week: What would you like to see in the finale? I've already got a general idea of what will happen and the main challenge, but if there are any little things you want me to work in to it (like seeing a certain Pokemon like Lucario :P) or something else, just tell me in the review and I'll do my best! See ya later!