Episode Forty-One: The Last Episode, Really!

YES! FINALLY! The last episode! Congratulations werewolf99, your review has been deleted along with all of your stupidity! As for everyone else, THIS IS FINALLY THE LAST EPISODE! HOORAY! Thank you guys so much for supporting me so far, but seriously, I'm bushed from thinking of all these challenges. This season was literally twice as long as a real season of TD. Oh yeah, and Dark sphere, I forgot to point that out about your review :3 Thank you though, I love long reviews :D Anyway, let's head right in to the action!

TDU Train, Conductor's Room

"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "It was down to the final three at Twist Mountain, where the remaining contestants had to find seven different items from seven different worlds. After turning in to Freezing Angel and breaking every bone in Phineas' body, she was kicked off when he revealed having the invincibility statue. Now that Phineas has FINALLY healed from getting his butt handed to him by Angel, only two remain. Who will win? Will it be Phineas? Or Melaney? Either way, find out who wins the million dollars right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"

First Class

Melaney was hiding under a table, trying to avoid Phineas as much as possible. Hard to do when Phineas is sitting a few feet away on a laptop, looking for every trace of you on the internet to exploit your every weakness in the challenge.

Bathroom Confessional

(Melaney)
"This has literally been one of the most stressful months of my life. Everyone here was either crazy, arrogant, too wrapped up in their love life, trying to get revenge on someone else or knock them out, or Joey. How did I make it this far?!"

(Phineas)
"With Angel out of the way, winning the million should be easy. But I can't let my guard down. Melaney could…wait, how did she make it this far in the first place?"

First Class

"You might as well get out from under the table now," Phineas said, typing away absentmindedly. "There's no way you can beat me anyway. If you give up I won't hurt you in the finale."

She scoffed, crawling out in to the open. "You made it this far by changing people's votes, tricking them, and using that invincibility statue. This is the final two. You CAN'T use any of those things anymore. Then what do you have, your stupid machines?"

"Well what do you have?" he asked, standing up. "The tranquillizer gun? That'll do great against a robot—"

"Hey, I have other powers," she snapped.

"Like what?"

"You'll find out soon enough," she said slowly, then turned away.

Chris suddenly burst in to the room. "This is the last time I get to say this for a season…it's challenge time!"

Pahkitew Island, Canada

"Welcome to Pahkitew Island," Chris announced to the final two. The island was filled with wilderness—evergreen trees, lakes, ponds, rocks, all that stuff. They were on the beach of the island, the competitors who had already lost sitting on bleachers. "Finalists, you've come a long way. So you get a special prize!"

"Really?!" Melaney asked hopefully. "What is it?!"

"It's the most, motion sickness-inducing, gut-wrenching strategic challenge EVER!" he said with a laugh. "The challenge consists of three parts, based off of Sonic, Total Drama, and Pokemon. First, you'll have to run a full lap around the island, which is now full of loops, badniks, springs, all the standard stuff you'd find in a Sonic game. Next—"

"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" Vector exclaimed.

Chris sighed. "Yes…find the computer room. After running the loop, search every inch of the island to find it. While in there, you'll have to watch and listen to all of Courtney's nagging and annoyingness on a flat screen television while eating sausage barfed up by Owen." The crowd groaned in disgust.

"Wait, what season?" Zoey asked from the bleachers.

"What difference does it make?" Gwen asked irritably. "She's annoying in all of them."

"Exactly," Chris said, then cleared his throat. "Anyway, if you manage to survive that and not go deaf, you have to make it to the top of either of the mountains on the island, where you'll be getting two different Pokemon at random. That's where you'll be battling them for the one million dollars!"

Bathroom Confessional

(Angel)
"I-If I wasn't so c-cold right now…I'd k-kill Chris for not letting me go to the final two…"

(Melaney)
"I don't know about any of this stuff! Hopefully Phineas doesn't know anything either…"

(Phineas)
"The million dollars is in the bag! I've already invented shoes to match even Sonic's speed, and I stole Ash's Pokedex! Owen's barf might be a challenge though. I've already had enough of…him."

Pahkitew Island, Canada

"Oh yeah, and one more thing," Chris added suddenly. "You guys have to randomly choose four ex-competitors to help you out."

"And how are we supposed to do that?" Phineas snapped.

"With this," Chris said. Chef rolled in something under a white tarp. The host ripped it off, revealing two slot machines side by side. "The machines are easy to use," he began. "Pull down the lever, and it'll randomly choose four competitors rooting for you. Now, I need all of you losers to separate yourselves in to Team Phineas and Team Melaney so I can figure this out."

Everyone but Doofenshmirtz, Amy and Ferb stepped to the left.

"Okay…" Chris said awkwardly. "I get why Ferb is rooting for him…why are you two doing it again?"

"Well I just think it would be good for the Tri-State area to get some money," Doofenshmirtz explained. "Then when my brother and those fools bask in their cash, I will take over the Tri—"

"Yeah, I don't care anymore," Chris interrupted. "Amy?"

"That Yoshi took Sonic away from me!" she yelled. "I didn't do anything to deserve this!"

Duncan scoffed. "What are you talking about? You're annoying as hell and your broke up the pairing that most of the show was centered around!"

"Yeah," Ash agreed. "You're like…Burgundy annoying."

"I HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE PUNK!" she screamed in his face. "I'LL HAVE TO GET REVENGE ON YOU AND CILAN!"

"OW!" he yelled, rubbing his ear. "I have only one eye, are you gonna take away my hearing too?!"

Chris cleared his throat. "Would anyone else like to interrupt?" Nobody said anything. "Great! Joey, you're rooting for Phineas now!"

"WHAT?!" he exclaimed.

The host shrugged. "You're really the only one who could make Phineas' team anymore hilariously bad, so we'll just put you there. Besides, he needs another player." Joey groaned and went to stand by the others. "Who's gonna use the slots first?"

"I will," Phineas growled, walking up to them. "Not that it's going to make any difference…" He pulled down the lever, causing the slots to inevitably land on Amy, Ferb, Doof, and Joey. "Great."

"My turn!" Melaney exclaimed, rushing over to the machine. She pulled down the lever on hers, landing on Sonic, Silver, Tails, and…Angel.

"Shoot," Tails whispered.

"Yeah, I have a medical condition," Angel pointed out.

"What condition?" Chris asked.

"I'm dying you idiot!" she exclaimed. She suddenly shivered, falling to her knees. "There's a lump of ice where my heart is supposed to be…I can't feel anything…"

He shrugged and grinned. "No problem. You can get help from Tails during the challenge!"

She looked at the fox, then back at him. "No. I don't trust him. I'm never going to trust him again. Why the hell would I put my life in his hands?"

"You're about to die," Chris reminded her. "It doesn't matter anymore. No excuses." He turned to Phineas and Melaney, who were now standing behind a red line. "Contestants, the final challenge starts right here. Are you ready?"

"Ready to crush Phineas in to a million pieces?" Melaney asked. "Very."

"Are you set?"

Phineas rolled his eyes. "Just say go already."

"Fine," the host said in an annoyed tone. "GO!"

Phineas took off at high speeds, the shoes shooting him forward at a break-neck pace. "Later, idiots!" he yelled over his shoulder.

"I'm never going to be able to keep up with that!" Melaney exclaimed.

"Not without my help," Sonic said quickly, picking her up bridal style. "You use your tranquillizer to shoot down as many badniks as you can while I run, got it?"

She swallowed. "Okay."

"Now hold on tight!" he exclaimed. Right before taking off, he turned to Silver. "Silver, you destroy as many of Egghead's robots too. And make sure Phineas' 'helpers' don't try to sabotage us."

"Uh…okay," he replied.

"Wait, Sonic," Tails said suddenly. "What do you—"

"Do what Chris said," Melaney snapped. "Or I'll make you regret it." Sonic took off then, leaving the three in the dust.

Silver looked back at the other two. "Are you guys going to be okay?"

"No," they both replied with hostility.

"Great!" he exclaimed, ready to escape the tense area. "I have robots to destroy! Good luck!" He flew off with his telekinesis, occasionally yelling 'Take this!' or 'IT'S NO USE!' when fighting badniks.

Angel turned and glared at Tails. "I don't n-need your help," she stuttered through the coldness she couldn't escape. "I'm going by myself—" she suddenly crumpled on the ground, shivering.

He shook his head. Despite all his anger at her, he couldn't leave her to die. "C'mon," he said, helping her up. He took her arm and wrapped it around his shoulder, giving her support. "I'm not going to let you freeze to death all by yourself."

"Why?" she asked quietly.

"You heard what Melaney said," he replied emotionlessly, staring straight forward. "I don't want her to beat the crap out of me for leaving you here." Angel bit her lip and said nothing.

Meanwhile, Sonic and Melaney had just gone through a rock loop and avoided a giant killer whale, killing Kiki's along the way. It reminded the hedgehog of Emerald Coast, and a certain other stage that came first in a certain other Sonic game.

One with many loading screens.

Many of them.

And I mean A LOT—

"Enough with the loading screen jokes!" he exclaimed, breaking the fourth wall.

"What?" Melaney asked.

He shook his head. "Nothing. I think we're almost at the—whoa!" he suddenly stopped, avoiding a ball of crushed robots. "Silver!"

"Sorry," the white hedgehog replied, landing next to them. "I was aiming at the Dorito head. He got way ahead of you guys!"

"What?!" Melaney asked again. "Where—"

"YES!" a voice yelled from the distance. "I won the race!"

Sonic growled, then sped toward the finish line with Melaney. "How the hell did you beat us?!" he exclaimed.

"Easy," Phineas replied with a smirk. "I created shoes to go even faster than you, Sonic. There's no way you could've kept up with me. I won and—"

"Hold your horses, Dorito," Chris interrupted. "You may have won the race, but Melaney and Sonic destroyed the most badniks and got more rings. So they win the first challenge instead!"

"Yes!" Melaney exclaimed.

"There's no stopping the Dauntless," Sonic said with a grin.

Silver knit his eyebrows. "Wait, where's the rest of your team?" he asked Phineas.

Joey, Ferb, Doofenshmirtz, and Amy crossed the finish line a few seconds later. "Did…did we win?" Doof panted.

"No, you idiot," Phineas snapped. "You guys didn't destroy any robots, so we didn't get as many points! I can't believe this…"

"Well how are we supposed to know?" Amy shot back. "It's not like we're the hosts."

Phineas growled. "You're a Sonic character! You should know! You're like one of the first five ever made! How could you not know?!"

"B-Because she's a love-struck idiot, t-that's why," a voice said from behind them. They turned to see Angel leaning on Tails. "Idiots."

"Since when is it your business?" Amy snapped.

"I'm d-dying. I want to make a g-good use of all the insults I have left," she replied weakly.

"Enough with the petty arguments," Chris groaned.

Melaney scoffed. "What are you talking about? This show was made by petty arguments!"

"Which is exactly what you two will be listening to for the next ten minutes," he continued. He pointed in to the woods. "In that forest is—"

"THE COMPUTER ROOM!" Vector yelled from the crowd.

"…Right," the host continued. "You'll have to find the computer room and watch the Courtney clips, while eating the Owen sausage barf stuff. Melaney, since you won the challenge, you can skip the sausage and just listen to the annoyingness."

"Yes!" she exclaimed.

"What?!" Phineas asked. "That isn't fair! You didn't tell us ANY of that stuff at the beginning! You're just making up the rules as you go!"

Chris laughed. "I know. It makes it more interesting. GO!" The finalists and their teams took off in to the woods, the crowd waiting at the edge of the forest.

Rouge turned to Shadow. "You know, just because there's another couple fighting it doesn't mean that we can't be together."

"Hmph. Not a chance," he growled, then walked away.

"What?" she asked, then scoffed in disgust. "Fine. I don't need you." She turned to Knuckles. "How bout you, Knuckie?"

"YOU VOTED ME OFF THE SHOW!" he yelled. "Why would I go out with you?! All you'd do is steal the Master Emera—"

"Okay, I get it," she groaned.

Pahkitew Island, Phineas

"Hurry up you idiots!" Phineas yelled to Doof, Amy, and Joey. "We have to win the challenge! I'm not losing the million after coming this far…" He groaned and turned to Ferb. "At least you're supporting me."

Ferb said nothing.

"Hey!" Amy yelled from behind them. "Would you mind slowing down?! I'm sick of having to go through vines that keep grabbing on to me!"

"Shut—wait, what?" The ground began rumbling as a giant Venus flytrap emerged from the ground, picking Phineas up and hanging him upside down with a vine. "Put me down Larry!" he yelled, taking out his ray gun and shooting it at the mouth. It did nothing however, only resulting in Larry puking all over him.

"I've got this," Doofenshmirtz yelled, unexpectedly taking out a red and white ball and throwing it. "Go! Bidoofenshmirtz!" A derpy looking Bidoof (since when do they not look derpy?) popped out of the ball, buck teeth and everything. "Use Splash!" The beaver shook for a moment, confused, then fell on its side. "Oh no!"

Amy grabbed Joey and began shaking his shoulders. "Use your Pokemon! Use your Pokemon!"

"No," he said stubbornly. "I'm not helping someone that I hate."

"Uh, yes you are, actually," Chris' voice came over the PA. "If you don't want to get sued for breaking the rules in your contract."

"That wasn't even in it!" Joey yelled.

"It is now," the host replied. "Have fun, kiddies!"

Joey groaned. "Fine…" He threw a Poke Ball in the air. "Tyranitar, get out there!" A green Godzilla Pokemon jumped out, shaking the ground. "All right Tyranitar, use Fly!" It turned around and glared at him, sending a Dark Pulse to his face. "Ow!" he yelled. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID DINOSAURS?!"

"It's a T-Rex," Amy snapped at him. "How do you expect it to fly?!"

"There are Pokemon without wings that can learn fly, stupid," he shot back. "Okay then Godzilla, use Crunch!" It nodded, then bit Larry on the face as hard as it could. "Great job!" Joey cheered, which still resulted in a Flamethrower to the head. "HEY! I wasn't being sarcastic!"

"Just get me free!" Phineas yelled from Larry's clutches.

"Fine," Joey groaned again. "Use Flamethrower on Larry!" It turned back to the plant, building up a stream of flames in its mouth, then let it loose a few seconds later. It struck the plant dead on, causing it to drop Phineas. "Yeah, we did it!" the fox exclaimed. He proceeded to high-five his Pokemon, but got slapped in the face by it instead. Whether it was on purpose or not is a mystery…

Oh screw it, we all know Joey's not cool enough to have a Tyranitar.

"Finally," Phineas groaned, standing up. "Let's just find that damn computer room."

Pahkitew Island, Melaney

"Do you see the computer room yet, Silver?" Melaney asked.

"No," the hedgehog replied from the sky. "It's no use!" he began to yell, but flew straight in to a tree instead. "Ow."

Sonic rolled his eyes, then grinned when he saw something. "Hey look, I think I found it!" He pointed to a building a few yards away, the only thing separating them from it was a giant patch of tall grass. "Let's go!" He began running toward it, then suddenly fell through the ground. "What the—"

"You idiot," Angel said weakly, leaning down over the edge of the pit. "Didn't Professor Pickle tell you going in the tall grass is dangerous? Ugh, Pickle. What a weird name for a professor."

Tails rolled his eyes. "That's come from someone who has professors named off trees."

"Just get me out of here," Sonic groaned. Melaney grabbed his hand and pulled him out. "Thanks."

"YES!" a voice came from the building. Phineas was standing in front of it, cheering. "I made it!"

"Crap, we're too late," Melaney said.

"Maybe there's another catch," Sonic said hopefully. The five ran to the building, avoiding the grass in front of them. The hedgehog scoffed at Phineas. "How did you get here first?"

"None of your business," he snapped. "Now all I have to do is win this challenge and the Pokemon battle and the million is mine! You guys don't stand a chance."

Chris flew in to the area with his jetpack, landing in front of the group. "And Phineas finds the computer room first!" he exclaimed.

"What do I get?" Phineas asked hopefully.

"Nothing," Chris said with a smirk.

"What?!" he exclaimed. "But you let her get out of something!"

Chris shrugged. "There wasn't a catch this time. Not only that, but getting here first wasn't the actual challenge. You still have to go in there to watch Courtney and eat Owen's sausage barf." He shuddered. "Good luck." He opened the door and let the final two inside, then closed it.

There wasn't much inside the room—a giant flat screen TV, two chairs, and a barrel of the sausage Owen had hacked up from season three. Melaney laughed. "This'll be easy. All I have to do is listen to some bitch nag for a few minutes then leave. Have fun eating your Owen—"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about something," Chris' voice said from one of the speakers. "After you listen to Courtney nag, you have to watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life! Fun, right? Enjoy, kiddies!"

"What?!" Melaney exclaimed. "But—"

"Isn't it great having a bucket of vomit to dunk your head in so you can't see or hear anything?" Phineas taunted. He carefully lifted a spoon out of the mush with two fingers, which had been dissolving in the meaty substance.

Melaney rolled her eyes, then turned on the TV.

"Let the annoyingness begin!" Chris' voice came from the speaker.

"He's totally unmotivated, and he never washes his hands! He's so obnoxious! He's completely delusional! And owning sunglasses doesn't automatically 'make' you cool, if you're going to wear sunglasses at least wear stylish ones, he's such a poser. People like that are SO annoying! I mean, who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair."

"Now we have NO WHERE TO SLEEP!"

"This is all your fault, you know. You and your snoring face!"

"Harold! You are so totally GROSS!"

"Ugh, I wouldn't waste my time trying to fix THAT."

"You killed my violin!"

"Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night."

"Duncan and me? Yeah right. I'm so sure. Not in a million years. Puh-lease! When pigs fly."

"Excuse me? I was a CIT, remember?"

"I was your only hope! I was a COUNSELOR IN TRAINING!"

"You are going to hear from my attorney!"

Through the entire video Melaney had been covering her ears while Phineas was too distracted by trying to swallow Owen sausage. The screen flashed a picture of Shrek and the next video began.

"I was only nine years old."

"GET ME OUT!" Melaney yelled, pounding on the door. "GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT!" She turned to Phineas, who was hiding his face in the barrel. "Oh no, you're watching this too!" she shouted, pulling him out. She pinned him against the flat screen TV, his face pressed up on a very…disturbing image. "I'm not letting you win the million!"

He escaped her grip and turned around, punching her in the face. "The only way you're getting the money is if you pry it from my cold, dead, hands!"

"That can be arranged." She kicked him in the kiwis, then took out her tranquillizer gun and pointed it at him. "Take one step closer and I'll shoot!"

Phineas growled, then took a beeping remote out of his pocket. "Won't need to." He chucked it at the wall, blowing the building to pieces. They were both sent flying high in to the trees as remains of the debris crackled in flames.

"WHAT?!" Chris exclaimed, flying in with his jetpack. "How did you guys manage to blow up an entire BUILDING?!"

"Ask him!" Melaney exclaimed, pointing to Phineas in a nearby tree. "It was his bomb!"

"Well she attacked me!" Phineas yelled. "She—"

"I just remembered, I don't care!" Chris exclaimed angrily. "Now you each only get one Pokemon and have to catch the second! Good luck catching them without any Poke Balls!" He tossed them each a ball containing a Pokemon, then flew away.

Phineas rolled his eyes and jumped out of the tree, landing on the ground. "Let's see what 'I'm-so-perfect' gave me." He tossed the ball in the air, an orange and gray rhino-like Pokemon jumping out. He held up the stolen Pokedex in front of it.

"Rhyperior, the Drill Pokemon. And the evolved for of Rhydon. From holes in its palms, it fires out Geodude. Its carapace can withstand volcanic eruptions."

"That's a good Pokemon," Joey pointed out. "At least, I think it is…"

Phineas rolled his eyes. "It won't be good enough until we win the million." He returned it to its Poke Ball, then turned to the others. "Let's just get up the mountain." He pointed to a steep incline and began going upwards. The group ran in to plenty of things along the way—Pokemon, wild regular animals, and the occasional Sasquatch which didn't seem to enjoy Joey's presence. After a few hours of trekking, they reached the top.

"There's nothing up here," Amy whined. "We came all the way up here for no—"

"Shut up," Phineas interrupted. He went around a tree, only to be blinded by a flash of color. He opened his eyes to see a large majestic deer, its horns many different colors. The entire Pokemon screamed Life. "Perfect," he whispered. "Rhyperior, get out there now!" he screamed, then threw the ball in the air. "Use Earthquake!"

Rhyperior rushed in front of it, punching the ground. It started to rumble, causing many trees and rocks to be torn from the dirt. The deer, known as Xerneas, fell to the ground. It got back up as its horns began glowing, a moon-shaped ball forming in front of it. It sent the orb flying at the opposing Pokemon, knocking it ten feet back.

"Get up!" Phineas yelled. "Get up and use Iron Tail!" It stood back on its feet as its tail began glowing silver, then slapped the deer across the chest, knocking it down. "I need a Poke Ball!" he exclaimed. He turned to Doofenshmirtz. "Release your Bidoof."

"What?" he asked.

"Release it!"

"Okay, okay!" he let the beaver out, then handed the purple and pink ball to Phineas.

"YOU USED A MASTER BALL ON A BIDOOF?!" Joey asked in horror.

"It looked like a good idea at the time!" he exclaimed.

Phineas chucked the ball at Xerneas, encapsulating it in the ball. It fell to the ground, shook three times, then was still. "Got it," he said with a smirk, picking the ball up. He returned Rhyperior to its Poke Ball, then turned to the others. "Let's get back to the beach so we can get this over with. I want the million as soon as possible."

Pahkitew Island, Melaney

"Are you gonna let it out of its Poke Ball?" Angel asked as they walked up the hill.

"Not yet," Melaney said, holding the ball away from her. "Why?"

"B-Because I need to see one last Pokemon before I d-die!" she exclaimed rather weakly. "I need to see something that's actually loyal and sticks by people's sides…I don't want to die not trusting anyone."

She sighed. "Fine…" She threw the ball in the air, a blue dog-like creature on two legs popping out. It stood with dignity and composure, much unlike its temporary Trainer.

"It's a Lucario…" Angel whispered.

"It kinda looks like Knuckles," Sonic pointed out.

"No it doesn't," Tails said.

"Sure it does," he replied. "It's got the dreadlocks and spikes on its hands and everything! It's probably just…smarter and…probably better in every single way."

Lucario shook its head, then took Angel's hands and closed its eyes.

"What's it doing?" Melaney asked.

"It's using telepathy to communicate with her," Silver replied. "I can't tell what they're talking about though…"

"No," Angel said to Lucario. "I can't do it. He's not worth saving." It glared at her, its red eyes seeming to pierce in to her soul. "No…not anymore. I can't—" It growled, squeezing her hands. "No, I don't want that to happen either….fine." It nodded, then turned away.

Sonic raised an eyebrow. "What was that about?"

"Nothing," Angel replied, shaking her head. "Let's just go, okay?" She glanced at Tails for a fleeting second, then began heading up the mountain again.

After a few minutes of climbing, the group reached the top. "Well now what?" Melaney asked. A sudden roaring sound came from the sky, flying over them. A large black and red bird was hovering over them, its body visibly pulsing and glowing.

"Yveltal," Angel whispered. "The Destruction Pokemon…when it dies, it absorbs all the life energy of everything living thing in existence and turns in to a cocoon…"

"That's a nice reputation to have," Sonic mumbled.

"Are you going to catch it?" Tails asked.

"I guess…" she replied. "How do I do that?"

Angel groaned. "Battle Lucario with it to weaken its health, then throw a Poke Ball at it."

"I don't have a Poke Ball though," she replied.

"I can probably make one," Tails said. "Silver, I need some metal crushed in to a hollow ball so I can have a base to work with."

He nodded. "Got it." He used his telekinesis to gather debris at the bottom of the mountain, then crushed it in to a sphere. "Here."

Tails took it in his hands, hooking wires inside it and installing a button on the front. "Finished," he said, handing it to Melaney. "It's reusable so if it fails, you can use it again."

"Thanks," she said. She was about to fling it at Yveltal when Angel stopped her.

"Wait! You have to battle with it using Lucario first!" she exclaimed. "You'll just end up losing the ball doing that. Lucario knows Aura Sphere, Dragon Pulse, Extreme Speed, and Close Combat."

"Um, okay," Melaney said. She pointed to Lucario. "Use Aura Sphere on that flying bacon thing in the sky!" It rolled its eyes, then began forming a blue ball of energy in its fists. It flung it toward the sky, hitting it dead on. "Yes!" she exclaimed.

Yveltal roared, then soared closer to them. It formed a huge ball of orange light between its wings, focusing as hard as possible. It unleashed the Focus Blast, hitting Lucario dead on. The Aura Pokemon got up slowly, just barely having an energy left.

"Get up Lucario!" Melaney exclaimed. "Use Dragon Pulse!"

Lucario closed its eyes and began forming a purple blob of energy in its palms, then unleashed it on Yveltal, knocking it to the ground. "Go Poke Ball!" Melaney yelled. It encapsulated the Pokemon, landed on the ground, shook three times, then sat still. "I caught it!" she exclaimed, picking it up. "Yes!"

"Great," Sonic said. "Now let's go back down to the beach and end this once and for all."

"Wait," Angel said. She picked up two stones off the ground, each with the Mega Evolution symbol on them. She handed on to Melaney and the other to Lucario. "You're going to need these. They amplify Lucario's power…but you'll have to be human to be recognized as a real Trainer so it'll work."

Melaney nodded, then began running down the mountain.

"Where are you going?" Silver asked.

"I need to talk to Morgan!" she yelled over her shoulder.

Bathroom Confessional

(Melaney)
"I just need Morgan to turn me human again, then I'll be able to win the million…"

Pahkitew Island, Beach

Everyone was now down at the beach, waiting for the huge battle to start. Chris yawned, then looked down at his watch. "C'mon Melaney, it's a half hour show."

"I know," she said, pulling Morgan aside. "I need you to turn me in to a human," she said quickly.

"What, why?" she asked.

"It'll increase my chances of winning," she explained. "Just do it. Please?"

Morgan sighed. "Fine." She pointed her wand at Melaney, causing her to flash with light. When it finally faded away, she was a human wearing a fitted t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, her hair down.

"Yes!" Melaney exclaimed. She looked down at her two Poke Balls. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a million dollars to win." She ran back to the beach where the crowd was waiting, standing in her Trainer spot. "I'm ready."

"Whoa," Sonic said, looking at her human form. "That's different."

"IT'S SONIC '06 ALL OVER AGAIN!" Silver yelled. "WE HAVE TO KILL HER BEFORE WE ENTER THE DARK AGES FOR THE SECOND TIME!"

"What?" Sonic asked. "Shut up!"

Silver pointed to Melaney. "I've got my eye on you…"

Chris yawned in boredom, standing in the referee's place. "Let's make this quick. I've got a meeting with the producers in an hour. Either way, this is the last and final battle for the million dollar prize! Whoever loses is going home empty handed. They'll have gone through all of these challenges for absolutely nothing. Are you ready?"

"Yeah," Melaney said nervously.

"Of course you are," Phineas growled. "Ready to get your ass handed to you on a plate."

"Begin!" Chris yelled.

"Rhyperior go!" Phineas shouted, throwing the Poke Ball in to the middle of the field. The rhino Pokemon popped out, fit for battle.

"Um…okay…go Lucario!" Melaney shouted, tossing the ball in the air. It popped out, landing on its feet with grace and dignity. "We'll go first I guess…use Extreme Speed!" Lucario turned around and glared at her. "What?"

"Rhyperior is a Rock and Ground-type!" Ash yelled from the crowd. "Use something that's going to be super-effective like Aura Sphere!"

Melaney nodded. "Okay then…use Aura Sphere!" Lucario nodded, forming the familiar blue ball of energy, then hurling it at Rhyperior. It took the hit and skidded back a few feet, but never fell to the ground.

Phineas scoffed. "I knew you didn't stand a chance. Use Earthquake!" Rhyperior stomped on the ground, creating cracks in the sand. Lucario fell through one of them and was beginning to be covered with multiple rocks from the ground above.

"It's highly effective," Meowth said nervously.

Jessie slapped it across the back of the head. "You're doing it wrong, you ignoramus! It's super effective!"

"Are you okay Lucario?" Melaney asked, trying to peer down the hole.

"IT JUST GOT CRUSHED BY A PILE OF ROCKS, DO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY?!" Iris yelled.

"Shut up!" Melaney shot back. Lucario suddenly jumped out of the hole, landing back on the sandy beach. It had taken a beating but was still ready to fight. "Great! Now let's Mega Evolve!" She touched the Mega Ring in her hand as Lucario began to flash in a bright light. When it faded, a taller, heavier version had taken its place, dreadlocks longer and its tail bushy and white. It had evolved in to Mega Lucario.

"See Tails?" Sonic asked. "Now it looks like Knuckles when he's angry."

Melaney grinned. "Great, Lucario! Now let's use Close Combat!" It began running toward Rhyperior at a much faster speed than before, then threw kicks and punches as hard as it could against its rock armor. It sent a final punch that made the rhino Pokemon go flying in to a tree. "Yes!" she exclaimed. "You knocked it out!"

Lucario shook its head, however. It knew it wasn't over.

Rhyperior slowly stood up again, extremely weak from the attack. It wasn't going down without a fight.

Phineas laughed. "Look at that. Now I know there's no WAY I can lose! Rhyperior, use Horn Drill!" Its horn began glowing white as it built up power, ready to attack.

"Make it dodge, Melaney!" Angel shouted. "If it lands, Lucario won't stand a chance! It'll be guaranteed to get knocked out!"

"Dodge it, dodge it, DODGE IT!" Melaney yelled, but it was too late. Rhyperior had it pinned against a tree, the horn still drilling in to its chest. When it finally stopped, Lucario had fainted on the ground.

"Lucario is unable to battle," Chris said, holding a flag in Phineas' direction. "The round goes to Phineas!"

"One down, one to go," he said with a smirk.

Melaney sighed and returned Lucario to its Poke Ball. "Return…you did great, I guess." She took out the other ball, holding it tight in her hand. "I still have one left! Go…Yveltal!" As she threw it, the large bird appeared in the air. "You're my one last hope! Use Phantom Force!" Yveltal vanished instantly, sinking in to the ground.

"Where'd it go?" Phineas asked, looking around quickly. "Whatever. Get another Horn Drill ready, Rhyperior." Its horn began glowing again to prepare for an attack.

"Attack now, Yveltal!" she shouted. It appeared from the ground with a roar, smacking Rhyperior with the ghostly tips of its wings. The rhino fell to the sand unconscious.

"Rhyperior is out!" Chris exclaimed, now pointing the flag toward Melaney. "Now it's down to the final match. The battle that will decide the million dollars!"

Phineas growled and took out the Master Ball. "Fine, but you still won't win! Xerneas, get out there!" The majestic deer appeared, staring at Yveltal like it was its only rival in the world. "Start it up with Geomancy!"

"Sucker Punch!" Melaney yelled.

"Uh oh," Ash mumbled.

Xerneas began glowing with a strong light, its horns flashing different colors. It stood still as Yveltal started the attack, but it simply went right through its body.

"What?!" Melaney exclaimed. "Why didn't it work?!"

"Sucker Punch only works if the opponent is about to attack!" Ash shouted.

"Rrgh…why is this so damn complicated?!" she asked.

Jessie scoffed. "Please, it can't be that complicated if the twerp understands it."

"Yeah, she's right!" he exclaimed. "Wait…"

Melaney shook her head. "Whatever. Use Dark Pulse!" Yveltal began forming a dark orb between its wings and was about to fling it when—

"Geomancy!" Phineas yelled. With a huge flash of light, Xerneas stopped glowing, but seemed more pumped for battle than before.

Melaney raised an eyebrow. "What the hell was the point of that?!"

"He raised Xerneas' Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed by two stages!" Cilan shouted. "It's pretty much at a higher level now!"

"Oh who cares!" she shouted. "Boost to win!"

"That's not even the right—"

"SHUT UP MEOWTH!" she shouted. "Use Focus Blast!" Yveltal formed another ball of energy in one of its hands/wings, then flung it at Xerneas, doing less damage than usual.

"It isn't very effective…" Meowth said nervously.

It was James' turn to slap it across the back of the head. "It's not very effective, you furry imbecile!"

"Xerneas, use Moonblast!" Phineas yelled. Xerneas began forming the familiar moon-shaped ball between its antlers, then hurled it at Yveltal. The Destruction Pokemon fell to the ground, unmoving.

Melaney's eyes widen. "Yveltal…? Please get up! I'm depending on you! We can let the bad guy win! Get up! You have to get up!" Yveltal groaned, then slowly but surely, raised itself back in to the air again. It wasn't ready to give up yet. "Yes!" she exclaimed. "Now use Oblivion Wing!"

Its chest began glowing red as it rose high in to the air, then used a beam to hit Xerneas. A few seconds later it seemed to be more energized and fit to fight.

"What was that?" she asked.

"Oblivion Wing sucks the life out of the opponent and heals itself by three-fourths of the damage dealt by the user," Angel whispered. "They actually have a chance!"

Phineas growled at Xerneas, who was about to fall to the ground. "We aren't giving up yet! Use Megahorn!"

"Sucker Punch!"

The two Pokemon rushed at each other, striking simultaneously. A big dust cloud covered the battlefield and prevented anyone from seeing anything. As it faded away, the two Pokemon only stood there, a few feet apart, back to back. Absolute silence. Then…

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…

…

Xerneas' body fell to the ground with a flop, unable to battle.

"Xerneas is unable to battle, Yveltal wins!" Chris exclaimed. "And that means Melaney wins the match and the one…million…dollars!"

Her eyes widened. "I won?! I won!" She ran up to Yveltal and threw her arms around its neck, hugging Death itself. It nodded as Lucario jumped out of its Poke Ball and on to its back, and the two flew away off to who knows where.

"She did it!" Sonic yelled. The crowd began cheering, everyone rejoicing in the win. Everyone except for Phineas, of course.

Chris took out a brief cause filled with green. "Melaney, as winner of Total Drama Universe, I reward you with one million dollars in cold hard cash." She grabbed it from his hands and hugged it to her chest, cheering.

While everyone was cheering, Phineas was furious. He had lost the million dollars after coming this far. How could he lose?

Bathroom Confessional

(Phineas)
"Whatever. I came here for one reason and one reason only. For revenge."

Pahkitew Island

He growled and picked up a rock on the beach, sharper than a knife. He held it behind his back and searched the crowd until he found his target. Raising the rock behind the oblivious fox, he was about to puncture his neck when—

"NO!"

An icy blast knocked him off his feet and on to the ground. He tried to move, but seemed temporarily paralyzed. What the hell just happened?

Noticing everyone had just gone silent, Tails turned around and gasped. Angel was standing there, completely coated in ice, the only imperfection a sharp rock in her heart. "Angel?" he whispered. He went around the statue to see her face. Her eyes stared straight forward, open but unseeing. Her mouth was partly open, as if she was finishing off a scream.

He didn't cry…just stood there in utter shock and heart-breaking sadness. He collapsed, buried his face in her shoulder and closed his eyes. "What did I do…I…I'm so sorry…why didn't I forgive you?" He took in a shaky breath and turned around to see Phineas trying to stand up.

Phineas. He did this.

Seeing nothing but red and anger, Tails grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pinned him up against a tree. "You murderer!" he shouted, seething with rage. Any shred of innocence that had still been inside him was now gone. "I'll kill you!" He punched Phineas in the face, knocking him in to the ground. He continuously kicked, slashed, and punched until the Dorito head was barely alive. Before he could send the last deadly punch, he collapsed on the ground in exhaustion.

"Uh…" Chris turned to Chef. "Maybe you should get those two to a hospital."

"What about the girl?" he asked.

"Um…I'm sure she'll thaw out…eventually," he replied nervously. He turned to the camera. "That's another season done, the longest one yet! Now that this is done, I've got to use this island for season six. I'm Chris McLean, and this has been…Total…Drama…Universe!"

Pahkitew Island Beach, Nighttime

Melaney sighed, sitting down on a rock. She had transformed back in to a Yoshi a few hours after the challenge. She looked down at her prize. It suddenly seemed a lot smaller after losing a friend.

"Melaney?"

She turned around to see Sonic approaching her. "Oh. It's just you."

"Oh yay. I save the world more than twenty times and I'm referred to as 'just you'." He joked, but didn't smile. He sat down next to her. "You know if she was going to thaw out she would've done it hours ago."

"Maybe—" she stopped, then sighed. "Yeah. I know." She looked at the frozen statue a few yards away. "But we can't just leave her there either."

"Hiccup's coming to bring her back to Arendelle," he replied. There were a few seconds of silence before he spoke up again. "Why do you think she did it?"

Melaney shook her head. "Isn't it obvious? She still loved him. She was just denying it the whole time. I think he was too, but he was lying to himself."

Sonic nodded. "Let's go home." He took her hand and stood up, holding a Chaos Emerald in the air. "Chaos Control!"

The two disappeared with a flash of light, leaving Angel all alone.

And there you have it. The end of my second story, Total Drama Universe. And took make it even better, this is the one year anniversary of when I published my first story! Yay! You know what that means? It means I've gone exactly one year, writing stories and updating them every ten days or less! Thank you all so much for your reviews and support. But before you go, it's Q of the Weeks! First one: What did you think of the story all together? What did you like about it? Anything you disliked? Tell me! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME! I NEED FEEDBACK! Second one: Will you be here to read and review the sequel? I hope most of you are :D I can't tell you how relieved I am to have finished this story. It was fun to write, but it was physically exhausting to think of all of those challenges. Anyway I WANT EVERYONE READING TO REVIEW THIS CHAPTER. EVERYONE! Make sure to drop a review and I'll see you all at the sequel. PEACE VANILLITES!

Oh yeah, and this is officially the longest chapter I've ever written! 7200+ words!

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