Things From Tumblr

by Nyodrite

4. Puberty:Kakashi-senpai rubbed his face tiredly muttering an "I haven't killed nearly enough people to deserve this" before speaking to him. "No, kohai, you are not going to die. What you, uh, reported is normal for males to experience around your age." - "How can it be normal?" Tenzo made a face at the thought of bedwetting being normal.

11. Snippets

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Pokémon - Genma Finds Out

"…You named a Treecko after me!?" Genma burst angrily. "What the hell Taichō?"

Kakashi glanced at him, "He's a Grovyle now." The man only glared so he added, "I am sorry…" He continued when the glare started to let up, "I couldn't find him a Raidō."

He probably deserved the punch he got for that.

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Genderbent

Kakashi woke up and simply stared at the ceiling.

Thirty seconds later the feeling that had woken him up hadn't disappeared so he resigned himself to looking down- finding that he was now a she.

At least, she supposed, she had magnificent breasts.

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Root Exposed

"We can't just kill them." Kakashi burst, not knowing why he did- he wasn't an idealist- but knowing he couldn't back down now.

The Council, whom had ignored him in favor of debating what to do about ROOT members, glanced at him, "Oh? And why is that Hatake-kun?"

"Because," He said, trying to channel his inner-Obito, inner-Minato, hell, even his inner-Naruto. "Whatever training they had, they are still Konoha shinobi. And Konoha takes care of it's shinobi."

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His Father's Brother

"Breath Niisan, breath." Kama told the panicking man calmly, hiding his amusement. Sakumo sucked in a breath obediently and let it out with a 'whuff' before looking at him expectantly, "Congratulations on your impending fatherhood."

The man grinned before it faltered, "What if I am not a good father? What if the baby hates me? What if I do something stupid and the baby get's hurt? What if I accidentally kill my child!?"

"Niisan, I just-…breath Niisan, breath."

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Inside Jokes

"Sensei!" Naruto shouted, stopping before him. "Why do the mask people-"

"ANBU!" Sakura corrected sharply, looking as if she would have hit the boy if her hands weren't full.

The blond bobbed his head, "ANBU- I knew that! Why do the ANBU call you Kāchan?"

"Does it matter?" He asked, not really wanting to explain the intricacy of running gags and it's appeal to the Black Ops.

"Well, uh, no, not really." Naruto said before continuing. "But why don't you have any kids, Sensei?"

Not even looking up from his book, Kakashi deadpanned, "Carrying Tenzo decayed my uterus and destroyed my womb. Alas, I can no longer get pregnant."

"Excuse me!?"

He froze at the sound of Tōsan and Sensei's shocked shouts.