In Which Kakashi Does NOT Do Sleepovers (Or Understand The Meaning of Disproportionate Retribution)
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"What." The word was flat, and his glare unimpressed, but Hatake Kakashi felt he was entirely justified in his irritation- it's not every day one is forcibly evicted.
His, former apparently, landlord paled but stood firm in a way that made him believe she was either a former kunoichi or married to a shinobi. "I know that Jōnin lead hectic lives, Hatake-san, but this was the third time that you missed four consecutive rent payments. It is unacceptable. I am sorry but you have been evicted, I had your things put in the Firefly Storage House."
"I…see." He managed, took a deep breath and placed his key on her desk. "I apologize for the inconvenience."
With that, he left the room swiftly to go to the roof- not particularly caring about the cloud of smoke he had left behind. Kakashi glanced up and groaned at the star-lit sky, he wouldn't be able to retrieve his things until tomorrow. He hesitated a moment before heading back to the ANBU barracks, at least he'd have a free place to sleep- even if he had to share a room with however many others.
"Senpai?" Tenzo called as soon as he arrived at the barracks, "What are you doing here?"
"Having a sleepover." Kakashi deadpanned, laying down to claim a bed.
Genma, from two beds over, grinned, "Ne, shall we giggle over your crush first, Kakashi-chan?"
No matter what anyone says about 'disproportionate retribution', Genma deserved it- it's not like Kakashi electrocuted him that much.