Hay everyone, here's my new chapter, hope you enjoy.
"Talking"
"Thinking"
I do not own Naruto or To Love Ru
Naruto's left eye was twitching like crazy, the reason, he was standing on the second floor of the academy staring at a bunch of genin standing in front of a room with a genjutsu on it, like a bunch of idiots.
"They can't be serious can they?" Naruto asked under his breath as he watched Rock Lee get pushed to the ground, like he was some kind of weakling. They had met Lee and the other members of team nine the previous week so they knew that he wasn't weak.
"Maybe their acting," Lala said in a cheerful voice as she jumped onto Naruto's back, resting her chin on Naruto's head.
"That has to be it, there's no other explanation," Momo said getting a nod from the other Devilukeans as they made their way past the group of idiot genin.
A small amount of killing intent hit the two teams as they entered the room for the chunin exams, as every eye fell onto them.
"Was it like this when you took your test?" Naruto asked leaning over and whispering to Fu who nodded her head, glaring at a team from Taki.
"Yeah, but I don't think the killing intent should really be an issue right now," she said nodding in the direction of a Kusa genin with long red hair, glasses and a tail. "Looks like theirs another survivor from the Uzumaki clan."
"Your right, maybe we should say hello," Nana said getting a nod from the others.
However before the two teams could move, the doors to the exam room opened to reveal team seven, with Sasuke sporting a bloody lip, all three shivering as if they had seen something evil.
"You don't think they saw that do you?" Momo asked snickering at the genin, the six Devilukeans shuttered at the thought of what would get that reaction, Guy and Lee's unbreakable genjutsu.
Shaking his head at the thought, Naruto moved over to the rest of the teams from his year, before scowling at hearing the voice of Kiba Inuzuka.
"Well it looks like we're all here, except for that baka Naruto, I bet he was too scared to even show up," Kiba said with a bark of laughter.
"Really, because I heard from your mom and sister that you were shaking like a leaf when you heard their accounts of the chunin exam," Naruto said from behind Kiba, causing him to freeze as Naruto placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Hello Naruto it's good to see you," Hinata said in a shy, quiet voice that Naruto would have missed if not for his enhanced hearing.
"Hey, Hinata, Shino, keeping the mutt on a leash?" Naruto asked getting a bark from Akamaru. "I didn't mean you Akamaru I meant the idiot you sitting on."
"Unfortunately," Shino said in his monotone voice getting a hurt look from Kiba while Akamaru hopped over to Nana, waging his tail as he went.
"Well hopefully this exam will smooth out his ego a bit, just wish it would do that with the Uchiha's, though we all know it won't," he sighed getting a nod from Shino, as well as Shikamaru and Choji who had come to join the conversation.
"You guys are being too loud," said a new voice getting their attention. They all turned to face the owner of the voice, a tall guy with glasses and silver hair.
"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke asked in his superior voice, causing everyone to roll their eyes, except Sakura who had hearts in hers.
"My name's Kabuto Yakushi," he said with a smile, causing the three Jinchurikki to tense up.
"So what do you want?" Shikamaru asked narrowing his eyes, if he caused the three Jinchurikki to tense up then he knew the guy was no good.
"I just kame to offer you rookies some help," he said pulling out a deck of cards. "These are ninja info card I created; they have info on everyone here, including you guys."
"Do you have information on individual people?" Sasuke asked getting a nod from the boy. "I want information on Rock Lee and Naruto Uzumaki," everyone glanced at Sasuke surprised.
"I want a little information on some people as well," Naruto said shocking everyone. "Those three girls in the corner, and the red head from Kusa."
"Alright first Rock Lee, it says he's a year older then you guy, his teammates are Neji Hyuga and Tenten and his sensei is Might Guy, together his team has done 37 d-ranked and 5 c-ranked missions, his main skill lies in his Taijutsu," Kabuto read of the card.
"Next we have Naruto Uzumaki," he frowned at the card. "All I have on him is his name and his teammates, Nana Aster Deviluke and Momo Velia Deviluke and their sensei is Anko Mitarashi," Sasuke seethed at that, his one chance to find out information on the blonde haired idiot.
"Next the three wandering nin, as indicated by their head bands," he pulled out three cards. "First is the blonde haired one her name is Yami, other than that I have nothing on her or her teammates," Naruto glanced at the girl. She had long blonde hair, dark red eyes, and a child-like figure. She was wearing an all-black gothic-style dress and a pair of hair clips which give her a cat-like appearance.
"Her teammates are Mea Kurosaki the red head," the girl in question had long red hair tied in a ponytail and light green eyes. She was wearing a pair of black shorts and a black shirt that only covered her breast.
"Their final teammate goes by the name Nemesis," Nemesis was a petite looking girl with long black hair, golden eyes and tanned-skin. She was wearing a short long sleeved kimono type dress with a bright yellow Obi holding it together.
"Last but not least the girl from Kusa," he pulled out a card with the girl's picture on it. "Her name is Karin Uzumaki, she's the same age as you guys, but being from Taki I don't have any info on her either," the six Devilukeans eye's widened, there was another Uzumaki here, they would definitely need to meet her.
Before anything else could be said a large plume of smoke appeared at the front of the room, getting everyone's attention.
"All right maggots listen up, my name is Ibiki Morino and from this point onward, I'm your worst nightmare," he said with a menacing look on his face as the chunin around him chuckled at the looks they were getting from some of the genin.
A few minutes later, once all of the genin were in their seat's, Naruto was sitting next to the girl Nemesis, who kept glancing at him, Ibiki explained the rules about getting caught cheating five times before failing.
"Are you kidding me, this test is so obvious, ever a five year old could figure it out," Naruto thought looking around the room, before slamming his head onto the table upon seeing the nervous looks from some of the other chunin hopefuls. "How stupide can you be I mean honest, I guess it's no wonder he's known as the sadist," Naruto glanced at Nemesis, who was now smirking at him.
"Can I help you with something?" he asked her in a whisper, noticing Hinata, who was sitting on his other side, glance over at him.
"Not really, it just that you seem much different from the information we were given about you," Nemesis had a small smirk, getting a raised eyebrow from Naruto. "We were hired by one of the marriage candidates, after the three princesses, to kill you," she said in a cheerful whisper since the test had already begun.
"Oh great now people sending assassins after me," he muttered glancing at her while doodling on his test. "So what did this person said about me?"
"He said that you were a vial monster who tricked the princesses into becoming his slaves and planned to take the thrown of Deviluke," she chuckled at the thought. "But from what I've seen of you so far you're the exact opposite."
"I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not," he said causing her to chuckle again.
"It was meant as a compliment, and it means that you are no longer our target," she smiled. "Though we do plan to continue these exams, in order to test whether or not you're really worthy of becoming the king."
"So are you going to tell me who hired you?" she smirked at his question.
"Hehe, he's a small alien by the name of Lacospo, he hired use to kill you but like I said, we're not going to anymore," she chuckled softly. "You see we hate liars, and he lied to so we won't work for him, he also left out the fact that you were a Devilukean yourself and that the king has already crowned you his successor for when he retires."
"I hope you asked for payment up front," her grin spread across her face even more.
"Of course, and we don't do refunds," Naruto nearly burst out laughing at that, he already liked his girl, and if she was the leader he couldn't wait to meet the rest of her team.
"So tell me, if I could get you and your teammate's citizen ship here in Konoha would you be inclined to take it?" he asked glancing at her.
"We might, but the question is, why are you offering?" Naruto smirked at the question.
"As you said my uncles already declared me his successor, so I might as well start acting like a rule and make decisions that could help my home," he smirked glancing around as more teams failed and were tossed out of the exam room. "Besides I can see it in your eyes as well as your teammates, the pain and loneliness, I'm not sure what's happened in your lives to get those eyes, and it might just be me, but I don't think they belong on women, especially ones as cute as you three," Nemesis blushed at that, she had never really had anyone call her cute and actually meant it.
"Alright if you can win the chunin exams then we'll join your village and follow you, no matter what, of course that means you have to beat the three of us as well," Naruto nodded before they turned back and waited for the test to be over.
A few minutes later, when there were only ten minutes left, Ibiki told them to stop before explaining about the tenth question, which was a take it or leave type question.
Naruto smirked as he watched multiple teams quit and leave, he knew Ibiki was playing with their heads, using their fears against them, it was why he was known as the sadist in the T&I department, as well as the best interrogator in the village.
"So is that all, are the rest of you really willing to put your careers, as shinobi, on the line for this question?" He asked glancing around at all of the remaining genin with a smirk. Aside from the two chunin mix in with the genin, there were twenty-six teams left. "Very well then, to all of you left I have one thing to say… you all pass."
"WWWHHHAAAATTTT?" was the cry that resounded around the room as all of the genin, minus team's eleven, twelve and the space assassins all of whom had bored looks on their faces.
Before anything else could be said a black mass crashed through the window, before unraveling to reveal Anko standing in front of a banner, surprising everyone, again minus team's eleven and twelve as well as the space assassins.
"All right maggots listen up, this is no time to be celebrating, my name is Anko Mitarashi, and I'm your worst nightmare, now let's go," she yelled, only to get the sound of chirping crickets in response.
"Five out of ten," Momo said raising a card with a red number five on it, causing Anko to face fault while the other members of team eleven and twelve raised numbers as well, ranging from five to seven.
"What, why are my scores so low?" Anko asked crying anime tears while everyone else looked at them as if they were crazy.
"Because crashing through the window like that isn't really original," Nana said as if it were obvious. "You did it when you picked it at team placement," Naruto and Momo nodded in agreement.
"Alright I can see that, but why is my score from you three so low, I mean Lala gave me a seven, what was wrong with my entrance?" she asked turning to face the members of team twelve.
"No explosions," Lala said with a wide smile as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, causing everyone in the room to face fault at her simple answer.
"I get no love from my own genin," she said huddled in a corner, crying anime tears as a dark aura hovered above her, getting strange looks from the remaining genin, before she was back on her feet with a wide smile. "Oh well, it's time for the second part of the chunin exams, so follow me."
All of the genin were floored by her 180 personality as she jumped out the window, followed by teams eleven and twelve, before they all scrambled out the door.
With a sigh at his colleague's 'unique' mood swings and her equally 'unique' genin team, Ibiki began collecting the test, only to stop when he came to Naruto's test, which had a warning about Kabuto Yakushi, which he took straight to the Hokage.
"Alright gaki's, welcome to my home away from home, training ground forty-four, or as it's more commonly known, the 'forest of death'," Anko said twenty minutes later when all of the genin who passed the first test had gathered in front of the forest.
"Hahaha," at the sound of laughter, everyone turned to face team eleven, who were all laughing at the nervous looks on the faces of all of the gathered genin, minus the space assassins and team twelve.
"What are you laughing about dobe?" Sasuke asked glaring at the three laughing Devilukeans.
"We're laughing at the scared looks on all of your faces," he said before laughing at the irritated look on the Uchiha's face.
"I assume there's a reason you're not nervous about entering a place called the 'forest of death'," Neji asked glaring at them.
"This is our training ground," Nana said with a smirk. "When we're not in the village or at home, we're hanging out in here with all of the giant tigers," everyone's eyes widened at this new.
"Don't forget the man eating plants," Momo said causing the genin to begin sweating a little. "Not to mention fighting of the giant spiders and centipedes, avoiding the quicksand, the bear cave, the snake holes, and the scorpion nests," at this more than half of the genin where shaking while glancing at the forest and a scowling Anko.
"Way to go, you three just ruined the surprises for everyone," Anko said with a childlike pout at her genin telling everyone what was in the forest before smiling. "All well, at least you three don't know about the other things I added earlier today."
After her team had calmed down, Anko handed out forms that everyone filled out before explaining the rules of the exam, the team's handing in their forms and receiving either a 'heaven' scroll or an 'earth' scroll, before heading to their assigned gate.
"Alright you brats listen up, I got one last piece of advice for you," Anko said as everyone tensed up. "Just don't die," with those words fresh in their minds, the gate's to the forest opened wide and all of the team rushed into its depth, the second phase of the chunin exam had officially begun.
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Naruto's Harem: Nana, Momo, Lala, Anko, Yugito, Fu, Kushina, Haku
I also plane to add: Yui, Ryoko, Nemesis, Golden Darkness, Tearju Lunatique, Mea Kurosaki, Saki Tenjouin, and Risa Momioka. I haven't decided who I'm going to put in from the Naruto universe.