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I do noaa-

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The door slammed open and Kagome spun around to see Toga dressed in a black kimono standing there smiling and slowly making his way down the aisle. She glared at him and spun back around to face the Shinto Priest as Toga joined her up on the dais.

He watched her amused as he felt her anger rolling off her in waves and-… was that relief he scented on her? 'Interesting.' Stepping onto the dais he turned around, looked at the crowd and announced, "We can begin now." He said nonchalantly a grin on his face earning cheers from the crowd.

She stiffened next to him and fought with herself not to lash out at him. 'Why that insufferable mutt!' He did this all on purpose, he had planned this to intentionally make a fool out of her, and oh he would pay! An eye for eye she liked to say. 'We shall see who has the last laugh.' She angrily huffed.

The Priest nervously looked at the shrew afraid she would lash out at him and cautiously began. He quickly silenced the crowd, offered prayer for good luck, happiness and protection from the Kami and began the vows; starting with Toga.

Toga listen to the vow he was to honor and when it was time to say I do, paused and eyed the miko studying her as if contemplating what he was signing up for. He continued to linger as the Priest waited patiently for his response. Toga finally got the reaction he wanted, she was becoming nervous and smiling at her with a fang sticking out he answered, "I. Do."

She mentally growled out when she realized he had been playing her yet again. 'UHG!' OH she was going to get him back and it would be memorable, that she promised. She intently listen to the Priest as he repeated the vows he just said to Toga and as the priest near the end she watched in pure glee as he slowly backed away, beads of sweat appearing on his forehead as he came to the end.

Kagome looked over at Toga and sweetly smiled for him and then looked at the crowd smiling innocently for her father and sister. Then her eyes focused back on the Priest, a glint of evil appearing in them as she narrowed her eyes. "I WILL NAAH-" 'BASTARD!' She internally shrieked and frantically tried to shove him off her lips adding some reiki into it. The priest for his part quickly blessed the union while the crowd erupted in cheers.

Toga released her and tapping her on the nose winked at her as she stared at him in bewilderment. The small shock of her reiki had been well worth the feel of her lips against his he thought as he turned around to the cheering crowd and was congratulated on his marriage.

Kagome stood there shocked, this could not be happening to her! 'no. no. NO!' She thought as she shook her head physically, mouth agape. "Father!" she pleaded innocently as she reached out for him trying to get him to hear her over the crowd but it was useless as she was spun around from embrace to embrace being congratulated. 'FINE! Whatever.' So she was now married, that didn't change anything. . . right?

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The words are not verbatim from the Taming of the Shrew but for those familiar with the movie with Elizabeth Taylor I did take a scene that was somewhat the same; I do not own the rights. Thank you for your review guys! Itachi anime, CityOfFallenAshes, DArk 16EtErnIty z8, Rose Haven, TearsDrippingDown, kate, Esha Napoleon, xauroragoddessx, llebreknit and Veraozao. Priss ^^