Look at this I had an idea so here I am, but I won't have another one up for a while well her goes...
Spain got a vistor...
Spain: Hola Romano~ How have you been?
Romano: I'm-a-fine tomato bastard!
Spain: Why are you here? you should've called Roma~
Romano: Don't-a-call me-a-that, bastard! And-a-Veneziano is-a-getting on my-a-nerves.
Spain: Well I don't mind you staying the night Roma~
Romano: I-a-told you to-a-stop-a-calling me-a-that!
Spain: I'm going to make myself some churros, you can help yourself to the tomatoes.
Romano: Stupid bastard.
Spain: What'd you say Roma?
Romano: That you're a stupid bastard!
Spain: Aww~ Roma I know you don't mean that!
Romano: Shut up! Tomato bastard. And I-a-told you not to-a-call me-a-that! Argh I'm-a- tired, I'll just-a-go to-a-bed-a.
Spain: Sweet dreams Roma~
Romano: Shut up!
Yes I know short. I'm kinda rusty since I haven't written a skit in a long time. Well I still hope you liked it! Ciao~ :)