Author's Note: You guys probably noticed I haven't updated in *checks calendar* Ah! 5 months! Oh gosh! So I decided to do one last final update and close off the story. My mind has really been elsewhere and it's not fair to you guys. Plus, I'm proud of the work I've put forward and think this may be this story's time. I never intended it to be really long, or even medium, so I think five is a nice time to complete this. I'd like to thank you all for the support of this story, and as one of my first stories (though I'm still a newbie to this site) it meant a lot to verify my writing as good or at least enjoyable. So, onto the chapter!

Guy lazily hung around the SheLair, lounging in a chair in front of Shelia, munching on bag of chipadillas. He went to prop his legs up but Shelia stopped him. "No, no, no, you are not putting your feet on me. I'm a highly sophisticated super computer, not your personal foot stool."

Kelly burst into the SheLair, fuming. "Guy! Would you get up! It's like you've been lounging in there for five months!"

Guy let out a burp. "Relax, Kell. It hasn't even been a week."

"And you're not worried?" Kelly asked, approaching Guy. "We've had no SheZow work, not even petty crimes! Clearly something is up!"

"Or maybe our villains just decided their friendly neighborhood superhero deserves a little break from crime fighting."

Kelly groaned. "Can you at least do something? If I was SheZow I would take this time to go over and improve my strategies, not sit around and eat!"

"Whose says I'm not doing anything useful?" Guy smirked.

Maz ran into the SheLair, a game in hand. "Dude! I just got Zombie Crusher 3000! Now it has 50% more violence!"

"Sweet! Hook it up, dude!" Guy exclaimed. Kelly started gesturing to Maz wildly in disbelief. Guy raised an eyebrow. "Your point is?"

"That's not helpful!" Kelly burst out.

"Sure it is," Guy said, walking over to grab a controller from Maz. "What if a zombie apocalypse were about to hit?"

At that moment, Shelia started beeping wildly. "Shemergency! Shemergency!"

The trio rushed towards Shelia.

"What the Shemergency, Shelia?" Kelly asked.

"It appears Mega Monkey has recruited more villains for S.I.C.K. and, well, you better see this for yourself," Shelia said, and she pulled up video of an army marching towards Megadale. But it wasn't any old army. The soldiers didn't carry any weapons and had green skin with decrepit appearances, they were-

"Zombies?" Kelly exclaimed bewildered as Guy and Maz high-fived. "Sweet!"

"Technically, yes," Shelia answered. "Mega Monkey and his new followers managed to create a device, similar to the Fertilazer, that would make the dead able to walk around and fight as their personal army. All Guy has to do is grab the device and set it to the opposite setting and blast the dead, turning them back into the, well, the dead."

"On it!" Guy started to jeer at Kelly. "And you said playing videogames would never come in handy."

Kelly groaned. "Just go and get it over with quick, Guy. Then we can talk about what is an effective thing for a superhero to do in their spare time."

"Right," Guy rolled his eyes, knowing he was never going to listen to that. "C'mon Maz." Guy glanced around. "Maz?"

"I'm not Maz, I'm the," Maz continued in the gruffest, deepest voice he could muster, "Slayer." He jumped out of the shadows dressed head to toe in camouflage, a dart gun by his side. A belt was strung across his torso that would usually hold bullet casings.

"Uh, Maz?" Kelly asked. "What's in the belt?"

"Jellybeans!" Maz answered cheerfully, taking a blue one out and popping it into his mouth. "Mmm, tastes like blueberries! I mean-" Maz cleared his throat. "Revenge."

Kelly rolled her eyes. "Okay, Maz. You two do know you're supposed to turn the dead back to normal, not destroy them, right?"

"Yeah, Kell," Guy nodded his head. "But we will probably will have to hurt a few for self-defense, right, Maz?"

"Yeah, Kelly." Maz snickered, "For self-defense."

Kelly gave an agonizing sigh but before she could start lecturing on the importance of proper safety and planning in this situation, Guy transformed and drove off in the Shehicle with Maz.

"Augh!" Kelly heaved. "Those two."

"I'll just leave you to that," Shelia said, blinking off her monitor.

"She-Yeah!" SheZow exclaimed, hopping out of the Shehicle with Maz. "Time to kick some zombie butt!"

The army of zombies kept slowly ambling to the town, not even noticing the two's appearances.

"Well, that was anti-climactic," Maz remarked.

"Uh, hello? Anybody home in there?" SheZow asked, waving her hand in front of the closest zombie's face. "Man, I knew they were supposed to be brain dead but this is she-diculous!"

SheZow raised her hand and thwacked the zombie in the face with her thumb, causing a domino effect that knocked out the whole row.

"Well, at least we have a pathway," Maz said as the two walked through the "army".

"What was Mega Monkey thinking?" SheZow questioned as the zombies still refused to acknowledge their appearances. "Could he honestly- ooh, a fizzburp!" SheZow grabbed a fizzburp off a meandering zombie, who only blinked angrily in response.

"No fair, dude!" Maz complained as SheZow downed the fizzburp.

"Tell you what, dude," SheZow said. "Next fizzburp we see, it's yours."

"The plan is going perfectly," Mega Monkey chuckled in the heart of his lair. "SheZow and her little sidekick will never stand a chance against my army!"

The other villains around him started laughing manically.

"Stop!" Mega Monkey ordered. "Only I may laugh manically at the brilliance of my plan! Ahem, Mwah ha! Mwah ha ha ha! Ha-ack!" He started coughing. "Minions! Water!"

"You mean equal partners?" asked one of the new villains, standing up.

"Yes, yes, yes, just give me some water!"

While the villain went to go grab some water, a zombie ambled up to Mega Monkey, decorated in badges and medals and in a uniform.

"Ah, lieutenant, how are the troupes?"

The zombie started groaning. "Oooh, ahh, ughhhh."

"What do you mean SheZow is advancing?"

"Aghhh-oooh."

"Well, do something! You're a decorated military man!"

"Uhhh, gregh?"

"You were a civil war reenactor!"

The zombie shrugged helplessly.

"Okay, that is it! You are stripped of your position!" Mega Monkey pulled out a laser from beside him and zapped the zombie, turning him back to dead. He leaned over to a microphone attached to his chair arm. "Okay, bring in the second choice."

A zombie walked into the room, before being crushed by the door being kicked down.

"SheZow! How did you get past my zombies?"

"Uh, dude, no offense, but you're zombies are lame," SheZow remarked. Maz nodded his head in agreement from where he was munching on a bag of chips.

"No offense taken, I'll just blast you with my laser!" SheZow jumped to avoid a green ray of light that passed through the empty doorframe and into the open air.

SheZow started rapidly running and jumping around the room to avoid the series of laser beams. "Uh, The Slayer, I need your help over here!" She called as she barreled rolled out of the way of another beam, this time hitting and breaking a lamp.

"On it, SheZow!" Maz threw away the bag and ran up to Mega Monkey and threw a handful of jellybeans in his face.

"What's this- ooh, is that banana?" Mega Monkey threw the yellow bean in his mouth before spitting it out. "Just lemon."

Maz used the opportunity to try and wrestle the laser away from Mega Monkey, eventually winning after he stomped on Mega Monkey's foot. "Oh, that hurt you nincompoop!"

"SheZow, catch!" Maz tossed the laser throw the air and SheZow dove to catch it, grabbing it by the handle right before it hit the ground.

"Well, well, Mega Monkey, not so strong without your little toy, now are you!" SheZow taunted. "Rope in a Can!" A pink rope sprayed out of the nozzle of a can, tying up Mega Monkey. "Ballistic Fishnets!" Two large nets descended on the rest of Mega Monkey's crew, capturing the fleeing villains.

"She-mazing!" Maz called.

"Yeah, I know. Let's call the cops to round up the crooks and then go home."

"Don't forget to get the rest of the zombies back to normal!"

"Oh, almost forget. Let's go!"

"So what have you two learned today?" Kelly asked as Guy and Maz lounged in the Shelair.

"That zombies are way lamer in real life?"

Kelly groaned. "No!"

"Ooh, ooh, I got it! That jelly beans always come in handy!" Maz winked at the screen as he popped a jellybean into his mouth.

"Maz!"

Author's Note: So, that's the end of SheZow oneshots! Excuse me for the not-so-great fight scene, I'm still working on battle scenes. Goodbye!