Curses and Reactions
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You know how sometimes you find characters using a Kage's name/position as a curse? Their reactions to learning that would be hilarious. Like…
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"Shodai knows how we'll do it," Naruto rolled his shoulders and focused on the task before them. "But we will beat that thing, datte-"
Hashirama blinked, took that in then cut the teen off. "Actually, I don't know."
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"Nidaime that hurt!" Genma hissed, experimentally testing how much mobility the injury would cost him.
Tobirama stared at the man, "And why is it important that I know that?"
Genma blanched, realizing what he had said and who he had said it with.
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"Like Sandaime's pipe wasn't a weapon." Kiba scoffed.
Hiruzen closed his eyes and wondered why his shinobi couldn't have waited until at least half a decade before swearing with his name.
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Kakashi took in their enemy and started to swear Fuu- paused, took note of who exactly was with him and something like glee lit up in him as he drew out, "Yooondaaaimeee."
Minato stumbled "K-Kakashi- you- but- I- why?"
Kakashi nearly cackled when the last word came out almost like a wail of despair.
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Meanings:
Shodai | God - as in "God only knows", "God dammit" or "God Damn You"
Nidaime | Shit/fuck - as in "shit/fuck that hurt"
Like Sandaime's pipe wasn't a weapon - "Like hell that's right"
Yooondaaaimeee - "Fuuuck"
Which is your favorite?
Extra:
Tsunade is dreading what her name will become when she dies (except, ya know, it's already something like "god" in the medic-nin circles)