Dragon Ball Z: A Whole New Era
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Chapter 18: Defeating Buu Part 2
"If you mess with the ghost, you'll be toast." Gotenks and his ghost copied each other and said the same thing. Goharo and his ghost shook their heads. Buu still looked confused. "Now let's put his lights out..."
"For good." Goharo finished for Gotenks.
"Get ready ugly!" Gotenks pointed to Buu. "Cause here comes the beat down of the Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!" His ghost charged at Buu. Super Buu smirked and chopped him. The ghost smirked and blew up, making Piccolo cheer In the background.
"Good thing you taught him that move." Piccolo cheered over the explosion. Goharo and his ghost waited patiently while the dust began to settle. Once it settled, Buu was missing the left side of his body.
"Gotcha!" Gotenks did a victory sign with the both of his hands. "Just the touch from the ghost and you'll go off like a..." Before he could finish his sentence, another explosion was heard. Goharo slightly smirked as his ghost exploded on impact. Once the dust settled again, the only remaining part of Buu was his one leg and head.
"What's the matter big guy? I thought you were indestructible?" Goharo taunted as Gotenks jumped up and down.
"Hurry up you two! You'll be separated soon!" Piccolo shouted. Gotenks stopped jumping.
"Relax Teach. We know what we're doing!" Goharo and Gotenks replied in unison. "Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!" They burped out several more ghosts. 20 ghosts were burped out. They all started to make faces at Buu while one of their ghosts were sleeping. "Wake Up!" The ghosts woke up.
"Attention!" Goharo made his ghosts get in a line. Gotenks and his ghosts did the same. "Arms Out!" One of his ghosts almost touched the ghost in front of him.
"Hey! Watch it buddy!" Ghost number 1 shouted. "If we touch each other then we'll explode!"
"What's goin on over there?" One of Gotenks ghosts asked. Everyone looked at Goharo and his ghosts.
"Yeah and in your case, that'll be an improvement." Ghost number 2 shouted back.
"Did I say you two could talk?!" Goharo growled.
"Who the hell is that?" Ghost number 4 asked, acting like Vegeta.
"He's the boss man." Ghost number 6 smiled, acting like Goten.
"He's not the boss of me!" Ghost number 4 shouted.
"Hey! Tell your ghosts to shut up!" Gotenks shouted. Goharo glared at him.
"Well, tell your ghosts to stop picking their nose!" Gotenks looked at a ghost, who was picking his nose. He growled. "Eyes forward!" The ghost stopped and looked forward.
"Sound Off!" The ghosts said their numbers. "Let's get this show on the road!"
"Hey." Piccolo said. Goharo and Gotenks looked at him. Where the hell did he come from? "In case you haven't noticed, he's back." Piccolo pointed to Buu, who was sipping on a soda ad reading a magazine.
"The nerve on that guy!" Goharo growled. "We're about to blow him up, and he's drinking a damn soda?!"
"Get your lazy ass up Majin Buu!" Goharo and Gotenks yelled. Buu stopped sipping his soda and looked at them.
"Why should I?" snarled Buu.
"You two! Make him suffer!" Goharo and Gotenks number 1 ghost charged at Buu. He stood up and jumped in the air. The ghosts crashed at each other and exploded on impact.
"Your trick won't work on me again!" Buu did a raspberry while his hands were on his head.
"Group Huddle!" Gotenks huddled with his ghosts while Goharo huddled with his.
"Alright, here's the plan. We aim for his weak point, his stomach." Goharo explained.
"Should we give him indigestion?" Ghost number 9 smirked. "Let's make him pop like a balloon." Piccolo looked back and fourth at the huddled groups. Thanks to his namekian hearing, he could hear their plan.
"Alright! Break!" They broke from their huddle. "Ready? Move out!"
"Hey! Good luck buddy!" Two of Gotenks ghosts shook each others hand.
"Let's do it!" The other ghost cheered. Their eyes widened when they noticed that they touched each other. They exploded as everyone, besides Buu, fell.
"Nice move." Goharo mumbled as he dusted himself off. Piccolo was shocked and speechless. "Forget those two idiots! Both Ghost number 10, stay with us! Everyone else, charge!" All 16 ghosts sped towards Buu. "Let the light be blinded by our ghosts!"
"They'll still be light." Gotenks mumbled. Buu was about to attack, until the ghosts huddled a few feet away from him.
"Hey! What is that?" One of Gotenks ghost asked.
"I don't know." the other ghost replied.
"Mmmmm. It sure looks tasty!" One of Goharo's ghost rubbed his stomach.
"Yeah, chewy." Another ghost added. "And it's candy coated!" The words tasty, chewy, and candy got Buu's attention. He slowly started to walk towards the huddled ghosts. As he got closer, The ghosts started to sound like they just saw something tasty.
"I do say, this delectable treat does sound tasty." A British Goharo ghost said as he puffed a pipe. All of Goharo's ghosts sighed.
"I hate that guy." Goharo mumbled. When Buu looked over the crowd to see the cookie, they clung to Buu. He gasped and exploded. Everyone else kept their balance as heavy wind picked up due to the explosion.
"It worked!" Gotenks cheered. (Insert Eyecatch: Gohan and Videl are riding a yellow, Mr. Satan car. Goten then picked the car up with one hand. Junior crossed his arms and laughed at Gohan and Videl's reaction. Replace Dragon Ball Z logo with 'A Whole New Era')
"High five!" Goharo and Gotenks did a high five while smoke still exploded everywhere.
"Don't celebrate yet, wait till the smoke clears." Piccolo warned. Once the smoke cleared, Buu lost his legs and hands, and his head was messed up.
"Alright Tens, go In Buu's mouth and end him." The ghosts obeyed their masters and flew into Buu's mouth. He exploded again as Gotenks faced the camera and held double victory signs. Goharo gave a thumbs up. Pieces of blob from Buu started to splat all over the floor.
"Heh Heh! Just like I planned." Gotenks chuckled.
"Like 'WE' planned." corrected Goharo in the background.
"It's not over yet!" Piccolo barked. "He can still regenerate! We have to get to work right now!" They started to burn the remains of Buu with ki beams.
"Man, I can't believe we're cleaning up after we just saved the universe." Goharo mumbled as he shot another remain.
"Just keep blasting!" Piccolo shouted.
"Yeah Yeah!" Goharo smirked as he continued to shoot blasts. Piccolo growled. After they destroyed the rest of the remains, Piccolo slightly smiled.
"Nice work. I'm proud of you both." Piccolo half smiled. Gotenks rubbed the bottom of his nose while Goharo shrugged while smirking. Piccolo growled. When they were about to leave, a heavy wind picked up and the pink smoke started to spin in the air.
"Where's this wind coming from?" Gotenks asked. They looked up and saw the smoke morph into Super Buu.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me!" Goharo shouted.
"Um...We're outta ideas." Gotenks said nervously as Goharo nodded. "We're fresh out." Buu jumped down and smiled wickedly. "Uh Piccolo, I hate the look on that guy."
"Can you guys do more of that 'Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack'?" Piccolo asked. Goharo noticed Gotenks smirking to himself.
"Something's wrong!" Gotenks panicked. "I'm trying, but I don't have enough power to do that trick again!"
"What?! Stop lying! You're..." Buu used his tentacle to grab Goharo by his ankle. "Not again." He started to slam him repeatedly on the floor. "Some. One. Help. Me!" He called for help as Buu continued to slam him. Gotenks raced to save him, but Buu grabbed him by his ankle. Goharo rolled back to his spot from before.
"Put me down ugly!" demanded Gotenks. Buu growled and punched him in the face. He saved himself and found out he was missing a tooth. "Hey that hurt!" Before any of them could make a move, Piccolo shot the time chamber door. Goharo's eyes widened while Gotenks and Buu were confused.
"You shot the door Piccolo!" Goharo yelled In shock. Piccolo smirked.
"Now, we're all stuck in here." Piccolo smirked. "For good." Buu's eyes widened. "That's right, the only door between this dimension and the outside world has been destroyed. We're trapped." Goharo and Gotenks jaws dropped to the floor. "Make yourselfs at home. Even if you destroy all three of us Majin Buu, you'll be all alone." Buu was shocked. Can't get outta here?
"You know I can't stay in a room with him!" Goharo pointed to Gotenks.
"Yeah." Gotenks nervously shook his head. Can Gotenks and Goharo defeat Majin Buu, even if they're stuck in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber? Find next time!